Comebacks..?

[Muniflex]

The only time to use violence is in serious self defense.

Why fight? It is pointless. It might just escolate things higher. Just walk away and maybe tell a parent or teacher and get it sorted that way.
Violence just makes you look like a yob.

[Minstrels]

Just say stuff about there mum or sumin'. Or if you want to get people to laugh at him say some **** about you boning his dad/nan or sumin'.

[---MAD---]

aww christ. that's well harsh.. it's hard to help someone with comebacks. some people are good at it and some people aren't..

Yeah thats very true.

[cocaine]

New forum rule: Never listen to cocaine. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Violence solves NOTHING.

Seriously, lets say your girlfriend gets raped and you kill the guy who raped her. Did that undo what he did to your girlfriend? No. It solves NOTHING.

please quote me from where I gave a scenario about "if my girlfriend got raped, i would kill whoever did it" - yup, exactly, i never said that

and yes, violence does work for small scenarios, such as the thread starter gave. Violence will work for that sort of things, but not things like rape etc :rolleyes:

[Oleh]

Im good at comebacks this fatty was tormenting me saying bad boy cause i was in p-huts (like seclusion but for an hour) so i called him a fat ******* he hit me so i broke his nose

[Technologic]

"Anything else from your book of cliches?"

:] that's my personal fav

[Asher]

"Anything else from your book of cliches?"

:] that's my personal fav

That in itself is cliche and sounds ridiculously feeble, lol.

I hate the yo mama responses, i'm sure they've been mentioned a few times in this thread.

[Ashley 12344]

You really don't need violence, lol.

Walking away from insults is usually the best thing and makes you the better woman.

With the drink thing just take it back off him. Don't let people push you around, stand up for yourself but just don't use force.
Take the moral high ground, give him a dirty look (lol) tell him you do not stoop need to dignify him with a response and walk away.

If all else fails, go to a teacher and tell them, it doesn't make you a grass or anything he will get what he deserves and you can get on with your life......

And like the others said, when it comes to comebacks you can't rehearse them it should just come to you. But like i said before, there is no need to stoop to his level.

I'd just give him a slap tbh.


Look what happened to Ghandi. Most famous pacifist and he got beat to death simply because he wouldn't fight back.

[Mitch4?]

If he's a year younger than you, just find out some dirt on him and spread it round lol, or If he does it again just shout some stuff out, thats what i love to do.
"NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"
Then people stare and he ain't going to do nout then.

[Muniflex]

Look what happened to Ghandi. Most famous pacifist and he got beat to death simply because he wouldn't fight back.

Mmm thats what i meant when i seaid self defense is allowed in major slef defense. I would fight back if it could end in my death..... lol