This is....Yo Momma!

[dizzieboi]

4/10

Yo mammas so fat she dnt need the internet! Shes already worldwide!

hahah gd one 8/10

[dizzieboi]

heres another one

most people kno

your mums so fat when she jumped in the sea the whales started singing *we are family*
Edited by micky.blue.eyes (forum moderator): Please don't double post.

[ReInfected]

1/10

Your mommas so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say Go.

[dizzieboi]

0/10 thats was rubbish

[micky.blue.eyes]

0/10 thats was rubbish

You have to post a new yo momma joke after rating it.

Here are a couple:

Yo momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV you missed 5 minutes of your show.

Yo momma is so fat, hen her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma is so fat, The National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma is so old, that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo momma is so sppor, she drives a peanut.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just to makeup her mind.

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

[Middlesbrough]

You have to post a new yo momma joke after rating it.

Here are a couple:

Yo momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV you missed 5 minutes of your show.

Yo momma is so fat, hen her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma is so fat, The National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma is so old, that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo momma is so sppor, she drives a peanut.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just to makeup her mind.

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

8/10 alltogether yo mamma so fat, she sells shade for 500 quid

[Demynx]

4 out of 10.

Yo momma is so tall, when she did a backflip she hit Jesus in the face.

[Axel]

yo mamas so fat she put on a yellow shirt and jumped off a 9 story building and everyone said the suns falling.

[Demynx]

7 out of 10.
Suicide attempt?

Yo momma so dumb that she thought the toilet was a washing maching.

[Axel]

2/10

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes strait to hell.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiled the traffic slowed down!

Yo mama so skinny she could hanglide on a dorito.

Yo mama so skinny she could hulahoop in a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she could stand under the shower and not even get wet.