The magic machine...

[Rawr]

You get an american one back!

*Inserts CDs*

[Slydog]

u get me :p
*inserts a arrow poining that way ---->*

[Kasabian]

You get an arrow pointing <----

*inserts dinner(spagetti bol)*

[Dudeitsme]

You get madonna live

inserts tv

[Cubeh]

You get my eating place.

*Inserts lag*

[Rawr]

You get it bitten off!!

*Inserts german person*

[Slydog]

machine doesent recognise him/her
*inserts callies shoes*

[Rawr]

You get noobs fighting for them.

*Inserts MSN*

[Cubeh]

You get loads of things popping up going "Flooder just signed in" "Flooder just signed in" "Flooder just signed in" Etc

*Inserts my msn address*

[Rawr]

You get to give it to me via PM ;) ;) ;)

*Inserts i gtg tea yum yum*

[Sabre_1]

You get an intercontinental nuclear powered ballistic DUCK!!!

*Inserts Dionysus* (Won't get much for him, but it's about time someone threw him away)

[Toes]

You get an amazing uber 1337 Cigarette

*Inserts £100000*

[Cubeh]

You get a...a....a bannana

*Inserts coin*

[Toes]

You get to go and see HP, The PAAAAAAIN!

*Inserts HP's Glasses*

[-Soph-]

You get them back ;o

*inserts glitterkat*

[Toes]

You get her bones back ;);)

*inserts moi*

[Racking-Rupert]

you get callie,
inserts a dj deck

[Cubeh]

You get a wannabe DJ

*Inserts bannana*

[Rawr]

You get an apple!!

*Inserts star wars*

[Cubeh]

You get Lord of the Rings

*Inserts Spiderman*

[Rawr]

You get spiderwoman!!

*Inserts hammer*

[Kasabian]

You get a Bob The Builder Outfit!!!!!

*inserts msn address*

[Rawr]

You get me on ur MSN how bad!

*Inserts teeth*

[Kasabian]

You like like Abraham simpson!

*inserts Nose with a cold*

[Rawr]

You get a hanichief!

*Inserts something magical*

[Kasabian]

you become a 1337 mobile!

*inserts Stealth*

[Rawr]

You get nothing good back! :p

*Inserts corn flakes*

[Kasabian]

You get to work for Kellogs!!!

*inserts Blink182 gig tickets*

[Rawr]

You get to exchange it for a busted one!

*Inserts pink belt*

[Kasabian]

You become an Emo!

*inserts Mcfly Tickets*

Btw i went to the busted gig!!!111

[UKrikki]

You get Son of DOrk tickets

-Inserts old smelly shoe-

[Kasabian]

You get a kick up the back side!

*inserts Elec Guitar*

[Hecho]

Gets A Brand New Mug With a Little Cat On It :P

*Inserts a Badger*

[Slydog]

*hair ball pops out*
*inserts last post*

[Cubeh]

You get your first post

*Inserts a * thingy*

[-Soph-]

you get a thingy-ma-bob

*inserts myself*

[Cubeh]

You get me

*Inserts my heart*
Its full of Darkness, and nachos :o

[Kasabian]

You become an Emo like me!!!!

*inserts Guns 'N' Roses*

[Cubeh]

You get a never ending song >=(

*Inserts Trivium*

[Sabre_1]

You get a lot of poo (GnR rule all)

*Inserts Kurt Cobain's ashes* (It was murder, not suicide)

[Cubeh]

You get Kurt Cobain alive again *My dream come true*

*Inserts Sabres cool sword in her avatar*

[Kasabian]

You get a stabbing.

*inserts Kasabian 7" Vinyal*

[Cubeh]

You get a hell of an album

*Inserts confusion*

[boselect]

gets nausea
inserts the omen

[Rawr]

You get woman :p

*Inserts Kerrang mag*

[Cubeh]

You get me rushing to the shops to get one.

*Inserts Ok Magazine*
Eww, Ok sickens me.

[Rawr]

You get rubbish news!!!

*Inserts slipknot*

[Slydog]

gets judgement day
*inserts poo* *cleans hands on ofts face, says sorry and runs* :o

[Jõnathan]

I got an Ingram MAC 10!
*gets Ingram MAC 10 and shoots M:A: D for wiping faeces on Oft, NoLifeWithin and YellowParasol for saying Will is a Chelsea supporter, and other annoyers*
*shoots self, gun gets inserted*

[clear77]

you Get The Moon!
Inserts Chocolate Bar , *:O The Machine Eat it *yum*
Inserts £1

[Laura.]

You Get.. Me ;)

*Inserts A Clock.*

[.Mike-]

*you get 3,000 hc sofas!*
*inserts myself in*

[Mr_X]

*You get a paper bag*
*Insert a coin in*

[Cubeh]

You get a :d 1 habbo credit:D

*Inserts Kerrang*

[Sabre_1]

You get a Poe in a bottle! (for Zelda fans)

*Inserts Vincent Valentine's gun*

[.Mike-]

*you win nothing!*
*inserts callie in*

[Cubeh]

You get Impetuous

*Inserts The Joker*

[Kasabian]

You get a pack of America's most wanted playing cards!!

*inserts Nike Gloves*

[.Mike-]

You get nike shoes size 5! ^.^

*Inserts throne in*

[Kasabian]

You get a hug and a mention in my sig!

*inserts Mini Pringles*

[Wolfie]

you get a person who makes scam rooms about u
*inserts it back in*

[Rawr]

You get large pringles!!

*Inserts choc muffn*

[Kasabian]

You get a mention in my sig and get to give me a muffin :P

*inserts a Jukebox*

[Rawr]

You get amazing tunes!!

*Inserts hunger*

[Kasabian]

You get a free cake!

*INSERTS THE MACHINE*

[Rawr]

You get 100000000000000000s of wishes!!

*Inserts glove*

[Kasabian]

yOU HANDS BECOME FROZEN

*INSERTS CAPS LOCK BUTTON*

[Rawr]

YOU HAVE TO TALK LIKE THIS!!

*Inserts i gtg toodles* :p

[Kasabian]

You get to go :( Adios!

*inserts +rep to next poster and poster above*

[Rawr]

Rep for me then?

*Inserts thanks! and +rep back* BYE!

[Kasabian]

You get this message 'You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Oft again.'

*inserts a goodbye note*

[Rawr]

You get a welcome note!!

*Inserts fire*

[Emicat]

You get Serj Tankian. O.O. MINEEEEEEEEEEE!
*grabs*
My presious....

*inserts yah mam*

[Rawr]

You get a child!!!!!!!

*Inserts system of a down*

[Kasabian]

You get me!
*inserts 2hd.*
:P

[.Mike-]

You get a mocha!
*Inserts 500 credits* :eusa_pray

[Slydog]

u get a scammer :o
*inserts the scammer*

[Rawr]

You get a hammer!!

*Inserts Callie*

[Cubeh]

You get me chucking her off a platform onto some spikes.

*Inserts a insert*

[Slydog]

u get a question mark *?*
*inserts a smiling face*

[Mr_X]

*You get a jelly bean*
*Insert a penny*

[.Mike-]

*You get NOTHING :)*
*Inserts 10,000 credits in*

[Mr_X]

*You get PSP*

*Insert coin in *

[.Mike-]

*You get ur coin back >=D*
*Inserts a pe'do in*

[Mr_X]

*You get an imaginary friend*

*Insert my hand in*

[ttranquility.]

You get a wart. :D

Inserts a egg. x]

[.Mike-]

*You get a chicken!*
*Inserts bicycle in*

[Mr_X]

You get superman

Insert me in

[.Mike-]

*You get your body parts!*
*Inserts 500 buckaroos in*

[Mr_X]

You get a soccer ball

Insert in my golden penny

[.Mike-]

*You get a silver penny!*
*Inserts a throne in*

[Mr_X]

You get half of your throne back

Insert a hobba in

[.Mike-]

*You get a de-badged hobba! :D *
*Inserts a moderator in*

[ttranquility.]

you get the badge.

inserts an eyeball in.

[.Mike-]

*you get the 2 eyeballs*
*inserts balls in (anykind)*

[Mr_X]

*You get a dragon egg*

Insert darth vader in

[.Mike-]

*You get 10 darth vadars >=D*
*Inserts my avatar in*

[Mr_X]

You get my avatar

Insert in my sig

[.Mike-]

*You get my avatar*
*Inserts a hacker in*

[Mr_X]

You get a retarted computer

Insert virus in

[.Mike-]

*You got 129,324,656,645,657 keyloggers ready to strike when u click something*
*Inserts dollar in*

[mynameishelen!]

You get a slap :)

Inserts smarties

[Mr_X]

You get a smarty factory

Insert my lightsaber in

[mynameishelen!]

You get a gnome.

Inserts slice of ham

[Mr_X]

You get an elf

Insert a rock in

[.Mike-]

You get a broken rock

Inserts spongebob in

[Mr_X]

You get mr crab

insert oxygen in

[.Mike-]

You get air! ^.^

Inserts a fatso in

[Laura.]

You Get Casper

*Insert A Flex Card*

[Kasabian]

You get kissed by your avatar!

*inserts +rep to next dude to post*

[Nomesy]

You get a faerie paintbrush!

[lucyecc]

inserts £5.50

you get a thomas the tank engine dvd!

[mynameishelen!]

You get a rat

Inserts a milkshake

[Kasabian]

You get a kiss!

inserts smelly gym socks

[.Mike-]

You get 2 pairs of smelly socks!
Inserts family guy crew

[Kasabian]

You get and hug and a twix


insrets simpsons

[.Mike-]

you get homer's leg!
*Inserts rugrats crew >=D*

[Kasabian]

You get a full diaper!!!!!!

*inserts erm hello*

[Marco]

gets a slap
inserts foot

[Hatake Kakashi]

you get a toenail
*inserts a candle*

[Kasabian]

You get a slap!

*inserts Phone*

[Slydog]

u get nothin :o
*inserts the letter A*

[Rawr]

You get a B!!!!

*Inserts comp*

[Kasabian]

You win the Nobel Prize!

*inserts Cadbury roses Box*

[Rawr]

You get and empty box!

*Inserts bird*

[mynameishelen!]

You get a used nappy.

Inserts my soul :p

[Kasabian]

You get a mocking dude!

*inserts Contract*

[Rawr]

You become a famous footballer!!

*Inserts radio 1*

[Kasabian]

You get Chris Moyles and Vernon Kay!

*inserts Peter Kay live at the top of the tower!*

[Rawr]

You get top class comedy!

*Inserts isketch*

[Kasabian]

you get a game!

*inserts Play now or later?*

[Rawr]

Later!!

*Inserts another i gtg! byes! <3*

[Kasabian]

You Get To Go!!

*inserts the forum games will be quite now, back of to the alts! be back soon!*

[Slydog]

u get a question mark *?*
*inserts this :eusa_danc*

[Kasabian]

You get a little dance from me!!!!111

*inserts msn as it is dull and no-one is on ;O*

[.Mike-]

*You get alts*
*Inserts Jibbi in*

[Rawr]

You get Callie!

*Inserts sock*

[Kasabian]

You get FrostBiten toes!

*inserts Isketch*

[Rawr]

You get good drawings!

*Inserts kerrang*

[Kasabian]

You get my favourite channel on Sky™

*inserts Q*

[Rawr]

You get an answer!

*Inserts habbo*

[Kasabian]

you get scammed

*inserts hammer*

[Rawr]

You get nails!!

*Inserts snow*

[Kasabian]

You get yellow snow!

*inserts Chubby Brown*

[Rawr]

You get slim!!!

*inserts brown plasto*

[Kasabian]

You get it thrown at you head!

*inserts a plaster*

[Rawr]

You get a cut -slash-!

*Inserts baby*

[Kasabian]

you get a bloody baby

*inserts drumsticks and guitar pick*

[Rawr]

You get top class tunes!!

*Inserts heating*

[Kasabian]

you get British gas!

*inserts N-power*

[Rawr]

You get expensive prices!!

*Inserts \*

[Kasabian]

You get expensive prices!!

*Inserts \*

You get /

*inserts me*

[Rawr]

You get a dog. ;)

*Inserts ham*

[Kasabian]

You get a Pig

*inserts Oft*

[Rawr]

You get a newb!!

*Inserts microwave*

[Slydog]

u get heat
*inserts myself*

[Rawr]

You get 2 of your back!

*Inserts sonic the hedgehog*

[Kasabian]

You get a fast runner!

*insert me to your sig*

[Rawr]

You get adde later as im lazy!!

*Inserts TV*

[Kasabian]

You get square eyes

*inserts my tear*

[Rawr]

You get a hanky. -Hands-

*Inserts rappers*

[Kasabian]

You get a bin.

*inserts g2g i'm too emotional to lose my gf and find out my dad has testicular canecr all in one day*

[Rawr]

Ok, cyas <3 <3 <3!!

*Inserts tree*

[Cubeh]

You get paper.

*Inserts 3 days of rares*
:@

[Slydog]

u get people going insane over petals! rest of the rares get ignored
*inserts complaint about safety quest winners not being announced*

[Dentafrice1]

Gets Nothing Because you have a hotmail account

*inserts Helkats Tea and Callies Jaffa Cakes... (Eats One Before)*

[Mr_X]

*You Get a big choco cake*
*Insert my golden egg in*

[Cubeh]

You get my homemade ginger biscuits XD

*Inserts Letters to Santa*

[Kasabian]

You get the Whole list!

*inserts Man Utd shirt with RIP Bestie in*

[Dupion]

You get a football

*Inserts keyboard* <3

[Kasabian]

You get a mouse!

*inserts a sticky note syaing i need vip :(*

[Becky.]

you get your sticky back, but saying the words ' HA HA '

*insert a cheque for 2p*

[Kasabian]

You get egged!

*inserts Old hxf name and trys (t0mst3r)*

[Becky.]

you get a hand-painted blue rubber duky!

*inserts £4*

[Crumpets.]

you get a gooseberry

-inserts 2p- (im soooo skint)

[Pelfe]

You get a racoons tail!

*Inserts £24.00*

[Becky.]

you a worlds greatest hits CD

*inserts spongebob*

[Pelfe]

A yellow anorak! Get train spotting ;)

*Inserts Jllybean toesies*

[Becky.]

you get a packet of chewed chewing gum

*inserts chocolate coin*

[Kasabian]

A yellow anorak! Get train spotting ;)

*Inserts Jllybean toesies*


MMMMMMMM Jellybeans

you get this:eusa_danc

*inserts note saying 'Out to Worksop Town FC v Afc Telfordx United Com'n Telford!*

[Becky.]

you get a notice saying hurry up

*inserts some blueberry cookies*

[Kasabian]

You get Nothing

*inserts Sky Sports1 So you can watch Soccer AM*

[Becky.]

you get spat in the face :P:rolleyes:

*inserts a bit of snow*

[Kasabian]

You get yellow snow!

*inserts Fart gas*

[Becky.]

you get sprayed in the face with gone of deodarent

*inserts english report*

[Kasabian]

You get a A+

*inserts Becky.*

[Becky.]

You get a piece of my mind :P

*inserts ant n dec*

[Kasabian]

You get twins(lookalikes)

*inserts me*

[Becky.]

you get a frozen pea :s

*inserts mouse-mat*

[Rawr]

You get a mouse!!

*Inserts wires*

[Jõnathan]

You get photos of weirdos who go to cosplay conventions as characters of the other gender! Ha ha!
*inserts COMPAQ FS740 Left speaker*

[Slydog]

u get COMPAQFS740 right speaker
*inserts my new siggy*

[Rawr]

You get crazy killer monkeys!!

*Inserts rug*

[mynameishelen!]

you get fleas

Inserts your teeth.

[Rawr]

You get shiny white lovely teeth!

*Inserts x-box game*

[.Mike-]

You get an xbox 360!
Inserts playstation 3

[Smits]

u got it back... but broken

*inserts 2p*

[Rawr]

You get 1p cause i stol 1p :p!

*Inserts nothing*

[Smits]

u get a free toothbursh :P

*inserts keyboard*

[pechie100]

cant get anything cuz u broke the machine :(

[Rawr]

Re-fixes it!!

*Inserts love*

[.Mike-]

*you get a broken heart!*
http://pathwayscourses.samhsa.gov/vawp/images_vaw/vawp_broken_heart.gif
*Inserts dime in*

[Rawr]

You get a nickle!

*Inserts my invisable friend*

[.Mike-]

*u get a ghost!*
*Inserts throne in*

[Rawr]

You get 20 HCs!!

*Inserts star wars ship*

[Cubeh]

You get the force, and homemade apple pie :).

*Inserts The new Kerrang magazine :)*

[Rawr]

You get the free CD with it!!

*Inserts the CD*

[-Soph-]

you get a plank of wood

*inserts other plank of wood*

[Rawr]

You get some paper!!

*Inserts bag*

[Slydog]

u get tesco :D
*inserts monkey from my sig*

[Rawr]

You get world domination!!

*Inserts toliet roll*

[Slydog]

u get soft comfort :o
*inserts my leg*

[Rawr]

You get it taken away mwhaha!

*Inserts house*

[Slydog]

u get a phycotic monkey destroying ur house :rolleyes:
*inserts oft*

[Rawr]

You get the biggest newb in world!!

*Inserts my tea*

[Slydog]

u get cofee
*inserts smily face*

[Rawr]

You get happiness!!

*Inserts i gtg, toodles!*

[Slydog]

u get my monkeys hunting u down :D
*inserts sign pointing ------->*

[-Soph-]

you get a sign pointing <-----

*inserts hand*

[Slydog]

u get blood and people laughing :rolleyes:
*inserts nothing*

[Mr_X]

You get nothing !

Insert my pc in

[Cubeh]

You get a cloud of smoke, then nothing.

*Inserts spongebob squarepants*

[Rawr]

You get a dead one back!!

*Inserts cebbies*

[Smits]

u get me :o


*inserts my pants*

[Rawr]

You get a really bad smell!!

*Inserts a poster*

[Smits]

u gwt half of it bak
*inserts myself*

[Kasabian]

You get spanked!

*inserts me mobile number :O*

[Rawr]

You get spam messages!!

*Inserts poo*

[Kasabian]

You get it chucked back at you!

*inserts why is rep not working lmao*

[Rawr]

You get a confused Oft :s!

*Inserts hair*

[Smits]

*u get... nothing*

*inserts air*

[Rawr]

You get to breath!!

*Inserts clouds*

[t0mst3r]

You get Oxygen

*inserst +rep to oft which i owed!*

[Rawr]

You owed me it?

*Inserts ty letter*

[Kasabian]

You get a NP letter!

*inserts Helmet*

[Smits]

u get a sword
*inserts my mum*

[Kasabian]

You get your dad!

*inserts crisp*

[Rawr]

You get a chip!

*Inserts Habbox*

[Smits]

u get habbolx

*inserts this man:8 *

[Kasabian]

You get this man :P

*inserts :D*

[Rawr]

You get a :p

*Inserts geek*

[Kasabian]

You get Oft :P Only Joking <3

*inserts Klock.*

[Rawr]

You get a rep obessed person called Ross who i love :p

*Inserts my grandma*

[Kasabian]

You get false teeth!

*inserts Telford <3*

[Rawr]

You get nothing sorry!

*Inserts my cat*

[Kasabian]

You get Urinated on!

*inserts ermm*

[Rawr]

You get ermmmmmmmmmmm

*Inserts fish*

[Kasabian]

You get smacked with a slamon!

*inserts Chavvy hat*

[Slydog]

u get £1
*inserts some guy called bill*

[Rawr]

You get a guy called ted!!

*Inserts a pixel*