The magic machine...

[ADAM:]

You get nothing machine coned you

*Inserts Nelly* (Good Bye Noob :))

[ED::]

You Hear A Crunching sound and a scream a bone soon pops out ( even the machine is giggling)

*Puts in Habbox Forum*

[Craig]

you get a bin

-inserts coin-

[ED::]

You Get 2 Free Tickets To Legally Blonde

*Puts cortezhelsings tickets back in*

[ADAM:]

you get a set of yellow teeth

*Inserts a cake*

[Craig]

you get a cherry

-inserts daisy-

[ADAM:]

You get haxed :(

*Inserts my habbo furni*

[ED::]

You Get a cake smoothie and a mop

*Puts in a fire exit*

[bobbles]

you get a card from me saying "thanks for being safety conscious" and a dead duck


*inserts callies severed head*

[Craig]

you get jango

-inserts coins-

[ED::]

You Get A FREE coca cola glass donated by macdonalds in timbutoo

*Puts in a christmas tree*

[Craig]

you get a mirror

-inserts pen-

[ED::]

you get 1/2 a smartie and mascara

*puts in nail clipings*

[Craig]

you get a lime

-inserts coin=

[ED::]

It spitts out your coin and you get something wet and squishy

**PUTS IN SPIT**

[Craig]

you get a tree

-inserts rose-

[ED::]

You Get A Sexy Chick Named Beyonce

[ED::]

Inserts Newsletter
Edited by Tintinabulation (Forum Moderator): Please don’t double post.

[Craig]

you get a typewriter

-inserts can-

[ED::]

You Get A Cut

*inserts NOW 62 cd*

[Craig]

you get a bin :p

-inserts mobile-

[ED::]

You Get a call and try and reach in to get it back

[inserts my lil bro]

[Craig]

you get a bogey

-inserts pin-

[ED::]

You Get a Magic Machine

[Inserts a wireless wire]

[micky.blue.eyes]

You get water sprayed in your face. :D

*inserts empty can*

[Craig]

you get a pile of dog poop

-inserts bin-

[micky.blue.eyes]

You get steel nails.

*inserts helicopter*

[Craig]

you get a welly :p

-inserts glove-

[!-.Scammed.-!]

you get a shiny gem which feels like firre and then you poke it and it spits in your face ith coke.

*Inserts Diamonds*

[Craig]

you get a ring ;o

-inserts coin-

[ED::]

You get a tacky Cracker toy

*Inserts yesterdays curry*rofl

[Ninja]

Gets A Rabid Hampster

Inserts £1234.98

[Adam$]

You recieve a kick in the nads.

*Inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get an owl

*inserts coin*

[Dj-Capts]

You Get Some Cheesecake But I Take The Cheesecake And

Insert £30

And Then I Run Away

[ross]

I chase you.

Inserts coin.

You get a slap.

[ED::]

You get a slap.<- COPYCAT!

You Get A stuffed chicken leg

Inserts a book

[Craig]

you get a guitar

-inserts pen-

[ED::]

You Get Toe Nail Clippings belonging to Kelly Clarkson!

-Inserts Bill Gates-

[Craig]

you get a refund

-inserts 50 cent-

[ED::]

You Get A Glass Of...........Air

-Insirts COFFEE!-

[Craig]

you get dust

-inserts coin-

[Rawr]

You get it back k!

*Inserts teeth*

[paradox]

You get a bowtie

*Inserts PSP*

[Joe.]

you get a fire

*inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get a puzzle book

*Inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a pc monitor

*inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get to check your User CP

*inserts coin*

[ross]

You get a slap.

*Inserts slap*

[Rawr]

You get a poke!

*Inserts cheese*

[Habbox-Gal]

you get a cow
*inserts panadol *

[Dupion]

you get a fireplace, omgs.

*inserts headphones*

[!-.Scammed.-!]

you get an iPod nano with lint

*inserts bus pass*

[micky.blue.eyes]

You get a used train ticket.

*inserts steak*

[Rawr]

You get a lovely meal!

*Inserts orange*

[Jamie.]

You get a lovely meal!

*Inserts orange*
you get a apple

*inserts speakers*

[Joe.]

you get a boeing 747 plane trip to afghanistan!

[Italic]

You get nothing because you didn't insert anything

*inserts $$$*

[T0M]

you get a brand new coin


*inserts mp3*

[Ekalb]

You get dirt and grass
Thanks for the mp3 hehehehe
*Inserts Stewie Griffin*

[T0M]

*growls* my mp3 lol

*steals back stewie*
you get a monkey :D

*inserts rep point*

[Italic]

You get a bad rep point :)

*inserts PSP*

[T0M]

NOO OMMGSS
you get your psp stolen =]

*inserts ipod nano*

[Italic]

You get a budget mp3 :D

*inserts 'iPod'*

[T0M]

NOOO OMGz Wal-mart mp3

you get a banana

*inserts xuzuno* :D

[Italic]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................... .....

'Due to being eaten by 'The Magic Machine' Xuzuno could not insert anything :('

[T0M]

*pulls out*

inserts dollar*

[Italic]

You get a pound

*inserts fake coin*

[T0M]

*calls cops*

*inserts pound of fat :D*

[-Wolverine]

You get Glitterkats body. ;O
*Inserts Cake*

[T0M]

*eats*

You get pig

*inserts monkey*

[Dudeitsme]

You get your banna peeled

*inserts* Mouse

[Italic]

You get a keyboard

*inserts laptop*

[Rawr]

You get habbo and other pwnage sites!

*Insters callie*

[-Wolverine]

You get dionysus!
*Inserts Finger*

[:Edzy]

You Get A cup of..........BLOOD!!! and then a slap


Inserts fist!

[ADAM:]

The computer says no (you get nothing)

*inserts the computer that said no*

[:Edzy]

You Get 50p

-inserts adam050-

[Rawr]

You get to slap him! *Slap*

*Inserts dvd*

[Kasabian]

You Get Stealth back in the games forum

*inserts family guy Dvd*

*jumps back in and gets it back*

*inserts Tin*

[Rawr]

Lol! You get baked beans!

*Inserts memorys of when we used to play this together* :)

[T0M]

u get a dog

*inserts =]*

[Italic]

You get =[

*inserts cricket bat*

[Rawr]

You get a cricket ball and pads!

*Inserts meat*

[Joe.]

you get a can of dr. pepper :P

[Rawr]

You get nothing as you didn't insert anything!

*Inserts cup of tea*

[Joe.]

you get a sign saying "45 seconds between posting is over the top"

inserts angry face

[Becky.]

you a get your angry face shreaded =]

*inserts 2p*

[Oasys]

you get my cowboy hat!
:O

*inserts chavs >:(*
(may aswell get rid of them :) )

[Josh_]

You get some dead chavs ;D

*Inserts Grandma*

[Rawr]

You get a grandad!

*Inserts gums*

[Isoelectric]

granny pops out!

*inserts life savings*

[Italic]

You get a one way ticket to China :)

*inserts book*

[Rawr]

You get a book worm!

*Inserts lynx*

[MBond]

You get the entire cast of Robby Rumble includeing the cast of the special christmas episode of Robbie Rumble!
*Inserts a Xuzuno*

[T0M]

you get a dog

*inserts stewie*

[Joe.]

you get a family guy cd

*inserts parrot*

[Rawr]

You get annoynce!!!!!!

*Inserts cow*

[Italic]

You get a horse

*inserts MBond*

[Rawr]

You get a fish as i don't know what that is!

*Inserts flower*

[Italic]

You get a rotten fish

*inserts phone*

[Rawr]

You get txt messages yay!!

*Inserts homework*

[Italic]

You get an F report card

*inserts DVD of Lost*

[Rawr]

You get hours of entertainment yayaya!!

*Inserts TV*

[Italic]

There goes Lost!

*inserts Habbox Forum*

[Rosie]

You get banned

^ Inserts a knife ;o! ^

[.:.:jjm261:.:.]

You get a broken knife ;o

*Inserts empty crisp packet*

[Italic]

You get a full crisp packet

*inserts Tin*

[.:.:jjm261:.:.]

You get tin x5000000000000000000000000000000000000

*Inserts Magic Machine*

[Italic]

You get Magic Machine x5000000000000000000000000000000000000

*inserts PSP*

[.:.:jjm261:.:.]

You get a broken ps1

*Inserts all thrones in hotel and a cup of tea from helkat*

[Rawr]

You get rich and non-thirsty?

*Inserts msn*

[.:.:jjm261:.:.]

Recieves windows messenger

Inserts Tins Msn

[Italic]

You get MSN 5

*inserts you*

[Rawr]

You get a whole lot of love!!

*Inserts font*

[DieselShaq]

You get nothing

*inserts your mother*

[Toes]

You get my furry slipper xD

*inserts ipod*

[DieselShaq]

Rejected, you get iPod back

*Inserts basketball*

[Joe.]

you get a flat basketball

*inserts coin*

[360]

runs away

* inserts alot of water *

[Janet Snakehole]

Sparks fly everywhere.
Machine breaks on you.

*Inserts coin*

[.Nickie]

You get me for chritmas ;]

*INSERTS COIN*

[Smits]

you die

-inserts coin-

[tart]

you become cool

*INSERTS COIN*

[MrGazet]

you get wasted

-inserts coin-

[Smits]

you turn into a man

-insert coin-

[Bethanie]

You get a sticker

-Inserts coin-

[Smits]

You got nowt
-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

u get more coins

-inserts coin-

[Alkaz]

your magically transported to the dungeons on Mr.Lumbriges classroom in hogwarts.

-inset coin-

[MrGazet]

your house is suddenly haunted :(
-instert coins-

[Alan_Carr]

some fit girl comes out and start makin out wid u
-inserts coin-

[Demon]

You get a balloon :)

*inserts coin*

[MrGazet]

a mad chicken came out of nowhere and started to peck u :((

AHH

-INSERTS COIN-

[Tibbles]

You get a half-eaten waffle.

-Inserts coin-

[Janet Snakehole]

You recieve a cake which I pop out of.

*Inserts Coin*

[The Undertaker]

You get a some owl pellets ... Enjoy :)
*inserts coin*

[MrGazet]

You get some old lame books.

-insterts coin-

[Alan_Carr]

u get a paintball gun
-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

You get a printed t-shirt wahey

-insterts coin-

[le harry]

you get a dog

-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

You get a pokemano card

-inserts coin-

[Alan_Carr]

u get a digimon card
inserts coin

[RandomManJay]

You get a can of Tango Cherry
*Inserts Coin*

[le harry]

You get a slap on the face.

*Insert Coin*

[Alan_Carr]

u get a mirror, so u can look at yo ugly face ;)
-inserts coin-

[Breakfloor]

you get HIV

inserts ***

[Earthquake]

You get sucked of by a 28stone dog.
*Inserts Coin*

[Janet Snakehole]

Dizzee slaps you silly blud.

*Inserts Coin*

[Breakfloor]

you get aids.

inserts ***

[Josh-H]

You get a used condom.

*inserts £50 as I'm feeling flush*

[Alan_Carr]

u get a xmas card
-inserts coin-

[MrGazet]

you get hit by a randomer >.<

-inserts coin-

[Alan_Carr]

u get some reindeer poo
-inserts coin-

[Chippiewill]

you get 55 francs , haha you cant use if for anyfin

Inserts the stolen franc

[RandomManJay]

You get arrested :O

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

You a magic machine

*Inserts Coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a DVD Player

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

You get a card

*Inserts Coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a toy

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

You get nothing


*Inserts Coin*

[Janet Snakehole]

You get - repp0rz.

*Inserts Coin*

[graffiti]

You lucky female! you get +rep!

[RandomManJay]

You get an online game

*Inserts Coin*

[Chippiewill]

Your hxf accc is hacked and you get banneed

*Inserts bus pass*

[xdj-pepperx]

Gets a broken nose



"inserts enemies fist"

[Breakfloor]

you get nothing

*inserts penis*

[graffiti]

u get a cover for it
inserts coin

[,Rachyy,]

You got a chicken biting your foot


*inserts coin*

[advertise4free]

you get a brand new Limo.

*inserts £90,000,000,000,000*

[fweggy]

you get Air Force One

Insets 1p

[RandomManJay]

You break tha machine

*Inserts coin in new machine*

[Janet Snakehole]

The machine says "Computer says no." Therefore you get nothing.

*Inserts Coin*

[John!]

You get a coin.

*Inserts Choco-coin*

[Andeeh]

u get melted chocolate

Inserts $5

[Naythi.]

You have recived a free tampax.

Please insert 5 shillings. (:

[John!]

You receive a wack on the head from a security guard who saw you hit the machine when you didn't get anything.

*Inserts PIN number*

[&&seth]

your identity has been stolen.

*puts in fiddycent*

[Hollyish]

*gives you a very angry old man*



*puts in one million pounds*

[Blue]

*gives you herpes*

*inserts angry baboon"

[babykarie]

The Angry balloon shall take revenge in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...


-Inserts little smiley head ---> :D.

-Waits for two million years.

[Chippiewill]

you at a :Sign10:

-Inserts a chicken and jams machine-

[advertise4free]

gives you ticket saying you now need to buy a new machine it's costs
$ 90 million.

*inserts a crown*

[Janet Snakehole]

You get nothing.

*Kicks machine*

[Hazza]

You get banned:P.

*Inserts fake 50p*

[7]

throws back out

*inserts callie*

[Janet Snakehole]

Ew, Callie. - stabz.

An axe is available to purchase.

*Inserts unicorn*

[Malachy]

poked me with the horn... -throwz back-

*inserts tallest man in ze world*

[Swearwolf]

u get some hair extensions
inserts my gf*

[Hazza]

I get sex.

*Inserts a gay man*

[Chippiewill]

I fetched my friend

*inserts chocolate*

[Hazza]

gets 1 bar of it back sozzzz.

-inserts snake-

[Chippiewill]

gets a gummy snake

*inserts chocolate*