The magic machine...

[Rawr]

Your infront of some random magical machine. You insert some money (or anything) into the machine and get something back.

Example:
Person 1: *Inserts £1*
Person 2: You get some pencils (or whatever :p)

Oky got it?

I shall start *Inserts 50p*

[-Soph-]

You get a sock

*inserts £10*

[Chaz]

You gat a roller coaster

*inserts 1p *

[Brody]

you get a cricket bat

inserts 5p* im tight and skint lol

[Chaz]

*you get a dead cat*

*inserts finger*

[Jõnathan]

You get a 10-year Blur boxset

*inserts THUG 2 game manual*
Argh... didn't work!
*inserts £23.38*

[Chaz]

you get a broken laptop

*inserts life savings*

[Brody]

you get a pizza

*inserts 9.45*

[Rawr]

You get a vacum cleaner

*Inserts a sheet of A4 paper*

[mike475]

Gets a tree

*inserts £1*

[Addie]

You get slapped with a smelly tuna fish.

*INserts £1000000000000000000000000000000000000.2*

[Rawr]

You get a cheese sandwich!!!!!!!!!!

*Inserts £4.65*

[Jordan3]

You get a bunch of grapes!

*Inserts Robbie Williams*

[Rawr]

You get a take that CD!!!!!

*Inserts ice-cream*

[You]

:o You get sprinkles

*inserts a boat*

[Kasabian]

You get a duck!

*inserts Converses*
*rejects*
*inserts kasabian cd*

[You]

You get tickets to see kasbian live ;o

*inserts the duck i won*

[Kasabian]

You get a ticket to sit by Stealth at kasabian live

*inserts chewing gum*

[Rawr]

You get fresh breath!!

*Inserts phone*

[Kasabian]

You get mugged!

*inserts apple*

[Rawr]

You get a healthy life!

*Inserts a toliet*

[You]

You get clean pants

*inserts Laptop*

[Kasabian]

you are now constapated

*inserts oft's avatar*

[Rawr]

You are now on drugs and hyper!!

*Inserts SeaCat*

[Kasabian]

You get a bobble

*inserts soverign*

[You]

gives you a bin to put him in :p

*inserts callie*

[Kasabian]

You get Imp!

*inserts Webcam*

[Rawr]

You get to control the hotel and get what you want when you want!

*Inserts spoon*

[You]

You get a hat :D

*inserts Helkat*

[Kasabian]

You get a bannana!

*inserts throne Somehow*

[Rawr]

You get 50!

*Inserts sofa*

[You]

You get a crown

*Inserts toilet roll*

[Kasabian]

You get a Eddie Gurrero 'I'm your pappi!' t-shirt

*inserts hand*

[Rawr]

You get an andrex puppy!

*Inserts cat*

[Kasabian]

You get a haircut

*inserts Cj(from gta: san andreas*

[Rawr]

You get all the girls!

*Inserts a gun*

[You]

You get a pistol gun

*inserts Jeffoo*

[Kasabian]

You get a tescobag(west brom shirt)

*inserts Sainsburys*

[Rawr]

You get bluniqe!!

*Inserts glitterkat*

[You]

You get Jamie oliver

*inserts Batteries*

[Kasabian]

You get a jaffa cake

*inserts Mission*

[Rawr]

Yoy get writing!!

*Inserts inserts*

[Kasabian]

The machine is empty

*inserts worker to stock up and he has a builders bum lmao*

[Cubeh]

You get some guy wanting endless cups of tea.

*Inserts Crazy Frog*

[Rawr]

You get a dead frog!!

*Inserts cubix*

[Kasabian]

You get bitten

*inserts Green day*

[Cubeh]

You get the greatest punks ever

*Inserts Stealth*
Careful, he bites harder :o

[Rawr]

You get a dead stealth!!!!!

*Inserts a book*

[You]

You get reading glasses

*inserts a pound*

[Kasabian]

You get bitten by stealth and it turns into Shaun of the dead!

*inserts retro jukebox*

[Rawr]

You get some retro tunes!

*Inserts batters*

[Cubeh]

You get power. I think ? Did you mean batterys
*Inserts The Colonol (KFC)*

[Kasabian]

You get a free ticket for Burger King

*inserts free harry potter scarf that i got from a film feast this afternoon*

[Rawr]

You get fat!!!!

*Inserts pencil case*

[Kasabian]

You are now obese

*inserts Vicky Pollard*

[You]

You've now got a headache ;p

*Inserts HabboCredits*

[Rawr]

You are now a chav!

*Inserts peter kay*

[Cubeh]

You get comedy genious

*Inserts tickets to Busted gig*
Argg, they make me sick.

[Kasabian]

You get scammed!

*inserts Mic*

[Rawr]

You become the best singer!

*Inserts lynx*

[Cubeh]

You smell, that wierdly appeals to girls :o

*Inserts Boss Fragrence for men*

[Kasabian]

You sprayed more and get more!

*inserts Real Madrid contract*

[Rawr]

You get rich and famous!

*Inserts toe*

[Kasabian]

you get hurt

*inserts himself and bites people and things*

[Cubeh]

You get a quick and nasty bite :o

*Inserts Homework*

[Kasabian]

You get peed on by your teacher!

*inserts Sonny Moore(spelling)*

[Rawr]

You get a dog to eat it.

*Inserts a teacher*

[Kasabian]

You get told of and say 'Say it don't spray it'

*inserts Comdom :O*

[Rawr]

You get safe ***!

*Inserts woman*

[Kasabian]

You get laid!

*inserts thong*

[Cubeh]

You get a comfy but exposed waist.

*Inserts a bit of my hair*

[Rawr]

You get to give it to your sister :p!

*Inserts shampoo*

[Kasabian]

You get cloned!

*inserts Stealth and seacat and cubix2.0*

[Rawr]

You get superman!

*Inserts an egg*

[Cubeh]

You get teh Scrambled Egg

*Inserts every other member of the forum*

[Kasabian]

You get newbs!

*inserts msn email address*

[Rawr]

You get a huge noob!

*Inserts a normal noob*

[Cubeh]

You get spam from me.

*Inserts tickets to a My Chemical Romance concert*

[Kasabian]

You get kinky :O

*inserts cup a tea*

[Cubeh]

You get Helkat

*Inserts a Emotion*

[Kasabian]

You get a ticket to a My Chemical Romance concert with Stealth!

*inserts The Arctic Monkeys*
*Dives in and pulls out and inserts coffee granules*

[Rawr]

You get a emo!

*Inserts chav*

[Kasabian]

You get spat at >:O

*inserts keys to Honda S2000*

[Cubeh]

You get a Rubbish Car

*Inserts All my music*

[Rawr]

You get a revoultion of new music!

*Inserts goth*

[Kasabian]

You get a twin called Stealth!

*inserts The Used Album*

[Rawr]

You get deaf!!

*Insers the devil*

[Kasabian]

You get spanked!

*inserts Metallica*

[Rawr]

You get legends!!

*Inserts God*

[Cubeh]

You get smited

*Inserts Slipknots new album*

[Rawr]

You get scared!!

*Inserts beer*

[Kasabian]

You get a kiss from stealth!

*inserts Watch g2g now*

[Rawr]

You get to go!!

*Inserts a bus*

[Cubeh]

You get a free ride

*Inserts a free, you must go ride to my house*

[Rawr]

Rides to house!!

*Inserts a man*

[Cubeh]

You get a woman.

*Inserts Stealths watch*

[ross]

I get married!

*Inserts a woman*

[Cubeh]

I get married

*Inserts me*

[Rawr]

I get lots of loving!!

*Inserts Sierk*

[Cubeh]

Gets a Habbo fansite

*Inserts Oft*

[Rawr]

You get boredom!!

*Inserts a sticker*

[Cubeh]

You get the 101st post on this thread.

*Inserts JRH2002*

[Rawr]

You get an to be ex-hobba!!

*Inserts toothpaste*

[Cubeh]

You get clean teeth and fresh breash

*Inserts lots of sweeeets*

[Rawr]

Your getting fat!!

*Inserts an arm*

[Cubeh]

You get a leg

*Inserts the fact me and you seem to be the only people left posting on this thread*

[Laura.]

You get Me :)

*Inserts Sprite*

[Rawr]

Your become a sado? like moi. :p

*Inserts a bannana, oooo aye*

[Cubeh]

You get bannans in pyjamams

*Inserts a magic machine*

[Rawr]

You get 2 magic machines!!

*inserts superman*

[Laura.]

You get superwoman

*Inserts Me*

[Cubeh]

You get Batman

*Inserts Darth Vadar*

[Rawr]

You get scared and shot.

*Inserts kurt cobain*

[Cubeh]

You get a smackhead with a gun, but still makes awesome music.

*Inserts the Welcome Lounge*

[Laura.]

You Get HabboX's

*Inserts Dionysus And Callie*

[Rawr]

You get l337 people.

*Inserts hairdryer*

[Cubeh]

You get my hair.

*Inserts a DS*

[.xkookehx.]

You get a Tomatoe :o

*inserts potatoe*

[Rawr]

*Isn't sure what a DS is, so you get a spoon.*

*Inserts the queen*

[Cubeh]

You get a old woman.

*Inserts :eusa_danc This dude*

[Rawr]

You get barrels of laughs!

*Inserts this dude :D*

[Cubeh]

You get this guy:(

*Inserts MSN*

[Rawr]

You get some friends!!

*Inserts the girl in your sig*

[Cubeh]

Thats Gerard outta MCR :o
You get an awesome singer

*Inserts your brain*

[Laura.]

You get Me :)

*Inserts A Fit Teacher + Me*

[Cubeh]

You get a fit you, and an ugly teacher.

*Inserts my brain*

[Rawr]

You get a confused child!

*Inserts Lozza*

[Cubeh]

You get a cool girl.

*Inserts Slipknots song Wait and Bleed*

[Rawr]

You get l337 music

*Inserts brb sorting sig out*

[Cubeh]

You get Oft gone.

*Inserts my MCR Siggy*

[Rawr]

You get l337 points!!

*Inserts a fat person*

[Cubeh]

You get a McDonalds

*Inserts Burgerking*

[Laura.]

You Get Ultra Fat Person :)

*Inserts Leet Girl*

Btw who +Repped Me?

[Cubeh]

I repped you, for the Say a nice comment about the person above you thing :d
You get a leet boy

*Inserts my 500th post*

[Laura.]

You get 501st Post

*Inserts Me And Cubix*

[Cubeh]

You get a awesome duo.

*Inserts Me as a Greater Member" XD

[Rawr]

You get an uber l337 person

*Inserts kr'ews.net*

[Laura.]

You get a Fight

*Inserts A Cool Girl+Cool Guy*

[Cubeh]

You get a cool Tranny

*Inserts Andrew :P*

[Rawr]

You get a l337 scripting site maker!

*Inserts my daddy*

[-Soph-]

you get a pair of trousers

*inserts used cat litter*

[Cubeh]

You get my cat.

*Inserts A bacon double cheese burger*

[Laura.]

Gets Me Eating It


*Inserts Oft*

[Rawr]

You get a noob!!

*Inserts a turkey*

[Laura.]

You get A Chicken

*Inserts A Noob*

[Cubeh]

You get me with a hunting rifle

*Insert short term memory loss*

[Rawr]

You get oh i can't remember!

*Inserts i gtg toodles <3*

[Laura.]

Gets Bye Luff Yas * Mate Way* Lmao xx

*Inserts Celebrity*

[Cubeh]

You get a overally hyped up super star

*Inserts a PSP*

[Laura.]

You get a iPod video

*Inserts Man utd*

[Exorcize]

gets brilliance

*inserts chicken corma*

[Laura.]

Gets Me Drooling <3333333333333

*Inserts Fit Gal*

[Cubeh]

Gets me chasing after her :o

*Inserts a paper clip*

[Carlsta]

gets ma work organised!

*Inserts R.E Teacher*

[Laura.]

Gets Me Running

*Inserts Head Teacher*

[Cubeh]

Gets me with a sniper rifle

*Inserts Cough medicene*

[Laura.]

Gets Me Coughing

*Inserts Media Teacher*

[Cubeh]

You get a computer

*Inserts McCain oven chips*

[Kasabian]

Jumps and eats

*inserts Gerrard from MCR*

[Addie]

You get him back

*Inserts £30 and a cheese sandwich*

[boselect]

gets £30 and a ham sandwich???

inserts window

[Addie]

Gets a door

*Inserts cheese on toast(

[boselect]

gets a house

inserts habbox.com

[Addie]

You get SeaCat

*Inserts tele*

[boselect]

get spongebob

inserts gary (spongebobs "cat")

[Addie]

You get squidward

*Inserts a doll*

[Habbox-Gal]

Gets a barbie .
*Inserts Fire*

[You]

Yew get a hose

*inserts watch*

[Rawr]

You get to stop time!!

*Inserts glue gun*

[Cubeh]

You get me with my fingers glued together

*Inserts l337ness*

[-Soph-]

You get a hamster.

*inserts jackhb*

[Cubeh]

You get nothing.

*Inserts GTA Liberty City Stories*

[Rawr]

You get many random deaths and drive bys!!

*Inserts maths book*

[Kasabian]

You get burnt Lmao

*inserts Penny*

[Rawr]

You get £1!!

*Inserts my slipper*

[Kasabian]

You get a free Duff.

*inserts Piece of paper*

[Rawr]

You get a paper shreader!!

*Inserts geroge bush*

[ross]

I kill myself.

*inserts Klock*

[Kasabian]

You get a free Egg!

*inserts Welsh Flag*

[Rawr]

You get the whole country!!

*Inserts a fish*

[Kasabian]

You get a Kipper!

*inserts pencil*

[Rawr]

You get a sharpner as it's blunt!

*Inserts keys*

[Kasabian]

You get a Part Exchange for my mom's honda s2000 xD

*inserts Rep*

[Rawr]

You get 10 rep power!! :o

*Inserts rep* :p

[Kasabian]

You get random Rep from Anonymous

*inserts Cubix2.0*

[Rawr]

You 2 l337 guys!!!

*Inserts love*

[Kasabian]

You get a kiss from stealth!

*inserts washing up*

[Rawr]

You get clean dishes!!!

*Inserts my mummy*

[Dudeitsme]

you get another brother

inserts
myself

[Rawr]

You get dudewheresmycar video!!

*Inserts a laddar*

[Dudeitsme]

you get a trip to hospital

inserts pink roses

[Rawr]

You get rudolf!!

*Inserts santa*

[-Soph-]

You get some beef

*inserts plasto*

[Rawr]

You get a whole cow!

*Inserts a farmer*

[Rik 360]

You get a potatoe

*Inserts a finger*

[Cubeh]

You get a toe

*Inserts A yellow safety helmet*

[Dudeitsme]

you get a hammer to smash it with
*inserts* a life

[Rik 360]

You get a Bob the builder toy

*Inserts a Virgin Megastores 5 quid voucher*

[Demynx]

you get a Virgin Girl



Inserts $00.01

[Cubeh]

You get a mansion

*Inserts Satan*

[GoldSolid]

You get A devil

Inserts Vaseline

[Dudeitsme]

you have a killer time *winks*

insert strawberrys

[Demynx]

straberry cake

*inserts A bazooka*

[Laura.]

Gets Big Boom

*Inserts James Blunt*

[Kasabian]

You get james blunts album!

*inserts MCR*

[Cubeh]

You get my siggy plus l337ness

*Inserts Callie*

[Slydog]

*callie gets spat back out with £5*
inserts -£1

[Cubeh]

You get a ice-cream

*Inserts All Habbo users*

[Dupion]

You get a highliter

*Inserts £84.23*

[Cubeh]

You get Stewies l337 fruit hat

*Inserts Stewie*
The kid off Family Guy

[Rawr]

You get world domination!!

*Inserts homer simpson*

[Cubeh]

You get dohnuts :D

*Inserts Mortal Kombat*

[Rawr]

You get a pwnage -beep- kicker!

*Inserts choccy biscuit*

[Kasabian]

You get's a cupotea to dunk them in!

*inserts the name Oft on pie e of paper*

[-Soph-]

you get a fart.

*inserts noodles*

[Oleh]

you get a pervert
*inserts me* arghh! *pops back out*
*inters my last tenner

[Oleh]

Sorri for double post

[-Soph-]

you get a breadcrumb.. ENJOY!
*inserts scissor sisters album [ew.]*

[Rawr]

You get some scissors.

*Inserts mousemat*

[Kasabian]

you get the new nokia n-91!!

*inserts :Soph*

[-Soph-]

You get a black hoody, and some orange shorts

*inserts a half chewed yellow crayon*

[Rawr]

You get a uber hot girl!!!

*Inserts 2 AA batterys*

[-Soph-]

You get an Ipod

*Inserts Oft*

[Rawr]

You get a muscle hunk ;) ;) ;)!!

*Inserts hoody*

[-Soph-]

you get a can of dog food

*inserts maths book, with £5 and a note saying "Please do my homework for me, I dont like percentages*

[Rawr]

You get it back ripped up for been so cheeky!

*Inserts a bed*

[Kasabian]

You get accused of being a chav!

*inserts Smiddy1234*

[Rawr]

You get extra hair as he has loads!!!

*Inserts DVDs*

[-Soph-]

You get a sofa

*inserts A keyboard*

[Rawr]

You get a computer AND monitor!!

*Inserts a car*

[Kasabian]

You get a jeep!

*inserts Arctic Monkeys EP*

[Rawr]

You get a realy monkey!!

*Inserts my mummy*

[Kasabian]

You get Oft!

*inserts Ipod*

[Rawr]

You get 5000s song in one tiny thing, cool huh?

*Inserts headphones*

[-Soph-]

*you get some car keys*

*inserts dog food*

[Rawr]

You get a dog to eat it!!!!!

*Inserts flowers*

[Slydog]

u get nothing :o it ripped u off!
*inserts a monkey with a shotgun*

[Kasabian]

You get shot!!!!!!!

*inserts forum http://www.talksport.co.nr*

[Rawr]

You get to get to prison.

*Inserts habbo maintance*

[Kasabian]

You pass go! collect £200 pounds

*inserts man from monopoly*

[Slydog]

u get a habbo riot
*inserts a monkey with a spoon*

[Rawr]

You get rich!

*Inserts alex fergerson*

[Kasabian]

You get a boot kicked at your eye!

*inserts oft, M:A:D and :Soph to sig*

[Rawr]

You get the l337est sig ever made!

*Inserts your avatar*

[Kasabian]

You get a ticket to see kasabian live with me!

*inserts spare ticket*

[Rawr]

You get it back ripped as my machine broke, sorry your going alone now!

*Inserts sorry note*

[Kasabian]

You get a ticket to meet Wallace and gromit!!!!!11sHIFT+1

*inserts santa*

[Slydog]

u get a spoon
*steals spoon and inserts it*

[Rawr]

You get a fork!

*Inserts knife*

[Kasabian]

I get stabbed cus i live in zee machine

*inserts Uk flag 8"x6"*