The magic machine...

[Slydog]

u get a square :rolleyes:
*inserts polygon*

[Axel]

You get a dirty sock

*Inserts 10p*

[Slydog]

u get a milky bar :D
*inserts question mark?*

[Rawr]

You get a ! mark

*Inserts garage*

[Slydog]

u get loads of junk.
*inserts a jungle*

[Rawr]

You get treees!

*Inserts graphics work*

[Cubeh]

You get rubbish alts.

*Inserts a rabid mad cow.*

[Harry_]

You get a pig :o

*inserts chocolate*

[Rawr]

You get a angry cow killing people!

*Inserts guns*

[Slydog]

u get my monkeys :o
*inserts cheese

[Rawr]

You get a mouse

*Inserts ham*

[Slydog]

u get a pig
*inserts flying cabage*

[mynameishelen!]

You get a handful of mould.

Inserts a fish head.

[Cubeh]

You get a very happy cat.

*Inserts :( *

[Slydog]

u get a :)
*inserts a leaf*

[Sabre_1]

You get pulled inside!

*Inserts 3.141592654* (math boffins know this number)

[Slydog]

u get homework :p
*inserts 2p*

[Rawr]

You get a tiny big of rubber!!

*Inserts headphones*

[Slydog]

u get the new ipod
*inserts a dj*

[-Soph-]

you get a new pair of socks bought specially from Ebay! Second hand bargain!

*inserts computer*

[Rawr]

You get haxers!

*Inserts froob*

[-Soph-]

you get yogurt squirted everywhere

*inserts fast food rockers album [eh?]*

[Rawr]

You get top class tunes. HA!

*Inserts love*

[Slydog]

u get a drunk cupid :D
*inserts arrow*

[-Soph-]

you get a burberry hat with a note saying "INNIT" attached to it

*inserts ryan*

[Crouch]

you get nothing lmao
*inserts smartie*

[Mr_X]

You get a PDA

*pour some water in*

[-Soph-]

you get elecrocuted
*inserts ribena*

[Dark--Mark]

*the machine eats your ribena*

*inserts callie's left ear*

[Sabre_1]

You get Dionysus' long lost collection of nose-goblins :s

*Inserts jaffa cakes*

[Slydog]

u get £1000000 :D
*inserts microsoft*

[!-.Scammed.-!]

* A speck of dust and a nuclear bomb comes out*

*Inserts Tongue*

(This doesn't taste good)

[Rawr]

You get it chopped off!

*Inserts cheese*

[Kasabian]

You get a rotten smellllllllllllllllllllll

Inserts Samsung D500!

[-Soph-]

you get the person who created the crazy frog
*inserts sweety the chick*

[Cubeh]

You get Nessy the dragon

*Inserts a nuke*

[mynameishelen!]

You get ear wax.

*inserts frog*

[-Soph-]

you get a princess
*inserts baby photos*

[.Mike-]

*You get a grandma*
*Inserts bunny in*

[Isoelectric]

Shredded bunny ears come out.

*Inserts pizza*

[kasi]

you get cheese.

-inserts radio-

[Nomesy]

you get a headache

*inserts asprin*

[paradox]

You get nothing - the machines out of order

*inserts repair kit*

[Slydog]

you get nothing because it hasent been replaced yet.
*replaces machine*
*inserts monkey*

[Cubeh]

You get me :)

*Inserts a pen*

[Cheeseboy76]

You get a glass of orange juice
*Inserts 1p*

[Rawr]

You get nothing as i'm cheap!

*Inserts a dead body*

[Joe.]

well this is the vending machine game...

you get taught not to spam

*inserts coin*

[Slydog]

you get told how to spam :eusa_danc
*inserts 50 coins i stolen of boarder4eva* :o

[eggd2]

you get your hands cut off for stealing

*inserts belly button fluff*

[Slydog]

the machine gos insane and destroys the world
*inserts blood from my hands :( *

[milky1-2-1]

the machine gos insane and destroys the world
*inserts blood from my hands :( *
you get a slap :D
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get my balls

*inserts coin*

[.Mike-]

*You get negative credits*
*Inserts The Inspiritual Corps of Milkies Toobstobs In*

[Sygon]

You get n00bs
* Insert a l33t person *

[camera]

*Gets an annoying kiddo*

*inserts dog's poo*

[Stacey.]

You get cat poo :P

*Inserts some hair*

[milky1-2-1]

You get cat poo :P

*Inserts some hair*
you get some scissors :o
*inserts a penny*

[Joe.]

you get a popcorn

*inserts coin*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a popcorn

*inserts coin*
you get a kick up the bum :)
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get my sister
*inserts coin*

[milky1-2-1]

you get my sister
*inserts coin*
eww, you get my dog :)
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a ps3............

*inserts coin*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a ps3............

*inserts coin*
ps3 aint out yet :P
you get an xbox 360 :D
*inserts coin*

[T0M]

you get a hand full of bird poo xD


*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a slap*

*inserts coin*

[Isoelectric]

*Mizki's red cap comes out*

*inserts chocolate*

[Dirgeofcerberus]

*you get a hot chocolate*

*inserts 1p*

[Isoelectric]

*shredded bunneh ears come out*

*inserts bovril™*

[milky1-2-1]

*shredded bunneh ears come out*

*inserts bovril™*
you get a milky bar
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a flapjack :P

*inserts coin*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a flapjack :P

*inserts coin*
you get andy pipkin
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a spud

*inserts coin*

[ilovejordan]

you got a bra ;)

*inserts nose*

[Joe.]

your nose is rejected!

[milky1-2-1]

you got a bra ;)

*inserts nose*
you get a tissue*inserts dog*

[ilovejordan]

you get a sausage.

*inserts windchime*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a sausage.

*inserts windchime*
you get a slap
*inserts sausage*

[ilovejordan]

you get a foot

*inserts your head*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a foot

*inserts your head*
you get a strawberry :)
*inserts leg

[Joe.]

ure leg is rejected

[milky1-2-1]

ure leg is rejected
nooooooo
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a chocolate bar

*inserts coin*

[.Mike-]

*You get a duck*
*Inserts Verizon Samsung cellphone in*

[milky1-2-1]

*You get a duck*
*Inserts Verizon Samsung cellphone in*
you get a sqaushed Verizon Samsung cellphone
*inserts coin*

[Awone]

you get a sqaushed Verizon Samsung cellphone
*inserts coin*

you get the biggest honkign chicken on the planet.

-inserts 10p-

[Joe.]

you get a free song

*inserts coin*

[ilovejordan]

You get a pen

*inserts deodrent*

[Joe.]

you get some perfume...

*inserts coin*

[Rawr]

You get 2 coins!

*Inserts santa*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a glass of malt whisky!
*inserts rudolph*

[Kasabian]

You get a roboevil lookalike!

*inserts a note 'This is still going o.O*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a *****ed up not
*inserts a leg*

[Joe.]

you get a bird...

*inserts coin*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a robyn...
*inserts feather*

[Isoelectric]

*you get a dionysus*
*inserts Helkats Tea*

[Cups]

*You win a feather made of gold*
[Inserts a six-pence]

[milky1-2-1]

You get a printed picture of me on the six pence
*inserts foot*

[Cups]

*you get a foot + an arm back*
*inserts my self*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a kick
*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

YOU get a piece of Serj Tankian's beard. YOU LUCKY ****!

*inserts my bro - Jon606*

Bye-bye!

[milky1-2-1]

he gets thrown out
*inserts my dog*

[Emicat]

You get Jon606!

*inserts I-have-no-idea-what-THAT-is*

[milky1-2-1]

you get a crayon!
*inserts CD into A Drive*

[Sabre_1]

You get F.E.A.R (love that game!)

*Inserts Ochre Ice Cream Maker*

[Sygon]

*You get sygons hairy belly*

*Inserts a n00b*

[.Mike-]

*You get 10 noobs ;-)*
*Inserts yellow scripted pod*

[camera]

*gets a ban*
*Inserts a blue shirt*

[-Soph-]

you get a pink shirt
*inserts crimbo card*

[Sabre_1]

You get a candy cane

*Inserts my black Santa hat that says "BAH HUMBUG" on it*

[q25]

You get a candy cane

*Inserts my black Santa hat that says "BAH HUMBUG" on it*

You get 1 cent

*Inserts one million dollars*

[ilovejordan]

You get nothing :d


*inserts toe nail clippings*

[q25]

You get nothing :d


*inserts toe nail clippings*

You get Callie's shoes

*Inserts 1 slice of Pizza*

[Isoelectric]

*mouldy blue cheese comes out*

*inserts live savings*

[eggd2]

*Machine Out of order, u get nothing*

*Machine is broken doesnt insert anything*

[Slydog]

u get the moon crashing into ur face ;) lol
*fixes machine* *inserts family guy*

[[Chris]]

u
get a n00bsicle

*inserts a plasma globe and the moon and bender and a 1p coin*

[holo-jonny]

*gets a laptop*
*inserts 4 batteries*

[clear77]

you get Some Sweeties
Inserts 2 habbo credits

[Will]

You get a Will blow up doll with a free foot pump

*Inserts Gary Glitter*

[.Mike-]

*You get 2 Gary Glitters*
*Inserts noob in*

[-Wolverine]

You get a noobier noob.
*Inserts 1 cent*

[!-.Scammed.-!]

you get a hobo!

*inserts a Christmas tree*

[.Mike-]

*You get a poinsetta!*
*Inserts purple dragon in*

[Steven]

You get nothing.
You cheapskate.

[.Mike-]

Insert something in Idlewild!?!?!?
oh well
*Inserts coca cola can*

[!-.Scammed.-!]

You get a smashed glass filled with n00bs!

*Inserts bog brush*

[Cubeh]

You get the thing i've been looking for.

*Inserts me (again)*

[Rawr]

You get a whole lot of laughs!

*Inserts turkey*

[Paintball-7-8--]

you kill anyone who hates you

*inserts $90*

[amy-tha-angel]

u get a rubber duck!

*inserts £10.00*

[Addie]

You get paintballs head!

*Inserts potatoes-

[Paintball-7-8--]

u stab spork till she has no blood or guts left
*inserts sporks soul*

[GoldenMerc]

u stab spork till she has no blood or guts left
*inserts sporks soul*
PAINTBALL you are going to get banned by doing this

[?WhyNot?]

u stab spork till she has no blood or guts left
*inserts sporks soul*

You get a punch at your face.

*Inserts 60p*

[iAdam]

You get 5p back

*inserts £1.00 on a piece of string*

[?WhyNot?]

You get nuts.

*Inserts a mouse*

[Crumpets.]

You get a hole in the magic machine :o

*Inserts a piece of mouldy bread and a franc*

[q25]

You get 1 cent.

*Inserts Cumpets.'s piece of mouldy*

[?WhyNot?]

You get socks.

*Inserts my keyboard*

[paradox]

You get a brand new keyboard with a novelty mousemat

*Inserts brain*

[Toes]

*eats*

You get A roll of sellotape!

*inserts foot, still attached to leg*

[Carlsta]

You get stomach ache...

*inserts £100000000000000000000000000*

[Toes]

You get puked on :)

*inserts baving*

[Carlsta]

You dont wanna kno what i'll do :P

*Inserts Rupsie*

[Toes]

Your get fruity smarties!!

*inserts Christmas tree*

[paradox]

You get presents!

*Inserts Tic Tac*

[Toes]

You get them shaken at you ;)

*inserts cardboard box*

[Chaz]

you get your home!

*INSERTS FINGER*

[paradox]

You get a baby :)

*Inserts paper*

[Toes]

You get a swan

*inserts trousers*

[?WhyNot?]

You get a map.

*Inserts a cow*

[Toes]

You get a twig

*inserts Coca-Cola*

[Madonna223]

You get another coca-cola

*inserts £100,000,00*

[chipie60]

-You get signed boxer shorts, by Elvis- :P

-inserts m&m-

[?WhyNot?]

You get some chocolate :p

*Inserts a forum*

[kasi]

you get jackhb

-inserts half a penny-

[?WhyNot?]

You get a full penny.

*Inserts a song*

[kasi]

you get a spice girls cd. ;D

-inserts pie-

[?WhyNot?]

You get some strawberries :o

*Inserts my hand*

[kasi]

you get 5 fingernails

-inserts a duck-

[?WhyNot?]

You get a smile.

*Inserts my school*

[q25]

You get it back!
*Inserts pie*

[Joe.]

you get mashed potatoe

*inserts coin*

[?WhyNot?]

You get nothing.

*Inserts nothing*

[Joe.]

:( yoo get a puzzled look :P

*inserts coin*

[Rawr]

You get nothing as this machine takes notes only! :p

*Inserts sock*

[holo-jonny]

*you get 50 stockings*
*inserts bouncy ball*

[Rawr]

You get hours of fun!!

*Inserts TV*

[Joe.]

you get a nirvana cd

*inserts coin*

[Rawr]

You get a choccy bar!

*Inserts noob*

[!-.Scammed.-!]

You get a piece of lint

*Inserts scab*

[Joe.]

yoo get a xmas card

*inserts coin

[Rawr]

You get it back as it doesn't take your coins.

*Inserts mcfly* :p

[Kasabian]

You get it back as it doesn't take your coins.

*Inserts mcfly* :p

You get a rubbish band!

*Inserts MCR*

I have returned to the Games Forum <3

[Joe.]

yoo get the ghost of yoo cd bak

*inserts coin*

[Rawr]

You get 2 coins!

*Inserts flubber*

[JoeyK.]

You get apple cobbler!

-Inserts a sock-

[Laura.]

You get pair.

*Inserts Ricky Wilson*

[JoeyK.]

You get a ten thousand page book.

-Inserts apple-

[Joe.]

yoo get a pear

*inserts coin*

[Laura.]

You get a slap

-Inserts Ice Skates-

[kasi]

you get a skating rink

-inserts penny-

[Kasabian]

You get a Owl

*inserts RHCP*

[Rawr]

You get some top class music!!

*Inserts a radio*

[Kasabian]

You get some top class music!!

*Inserts a radio*

You get Vernon Kay

*inserts Me*

[Joe.]

yoo get trivium in your living room

*inserts coin*

[JoeyK.]

You get a swimsuit.

-Inserts orange-

[Joe.]

yoo get a mouse

*inserts tv

[Rawr]

You get great x-mas programs!

*Inserts food*

[Joe.]

you get nothing back, but the machine burps

*inserst *****

[holo-jonny]

*you get nothing,you didn`t insert anything*
*inserts all rares that i have*

[Joe.]

YOU GET A "BEWARE, DONT SPAM" SIGN UP URE BUM

*INSERTS A BAN*

[Rawr]

You get pwned!

*Inserts teeth*

[Joe.]

you get an organiser

*inserts school books*

[kasi]

you get a graffiti wall.

-inserts marker-

[Joe.]

yoo get a watch

*inserts camera(vga)

[kasi]

you get batteries

-inserts webcam-

[Joe.]

yoo get a lovely kiss from meh

*inserts coin

[Rawr]

You get nothing.

*Inserts pen*

[holo-jonny]

*you get ink*
*inserts bender (off futurama)*

[Joe.]

yoo get oasis in ure living room

*inserts cd*

[Toes]

You get a pom pom

*inserts glue*

[Rawr]

You get high!!! :o

*Inserts Rudolf*

[Joe.]

you get an elf

*inserts an elf*

[kasi]

eats it.

[q25]

You didn't insert anything? anyways... You get a free piece of cake.

*Inserts coin*

[Tintinabulation]

You get a copy of "heat" magazine
*Inserts 75p and a piece of chewing gum*

[Rawr]

You get a chewed bit of gum back and 15p.

*Inserts me*

[Joe.]

you dont get anything back, because your stuck in the vending machine

*inserts coin*

[[Chris]]

you get 1000000x that amount ur rich!!

*inserts the empire state building* (new york) u no the big 1 no.... ok then

[Joe.]

you get a lot of cops afta u

*inserts coin*

[.Mike-]

*you get a nickel :p *
*Inserts pistol gun*

[Joe.]

you get a turkey

*inserts coin*

[.Mike-]

*you get a wallet of dust*
*inserts video in*

[Steven]

You get nothing.
The sign clearly states "COINS ONLY"
+Puts in 30pence+

[q25]

You get nothing.
The sign clearly states "COINS ONLY" :rolleyes:

*Inserts Callie's shoe*

[-Wolverine]

You get nothing.
The sign clearly states "COINS ONLY" :rolleyes:

*Inserts Callie's shoe*
You get jaffa cakes. :|
*Inserts Glitterkats shoe* :>

[Craig]

you get a wagon wheel

-inserts farthing-

[Joe.]

you get £20

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a razor =]

-inserts tricycle-

[Joe.]

you get a webcam

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a rusty coin back

-inserts boot-

[Rawr]

You get a 2nd boot to play some football :)

*Inserts nappie*

[Joe.]

you get the girl from bip

*inserts coin*

[Roboevil]

Dunno what it is. Long, black and has a metal cap.

*Inserts monopoly money*.

[Pawf]

You get Mayfair!

*inserts warm €1 coin*

[Joe.]

you get a packet of malteasers...

*inserts coin*

[Pawf]

You get a bag of special toffee!

*inserts little finger*

[Rawr]

You get it chopped off!

*Inserts ipod*

[Pawf]

Gets a slap :p (Don't like iPods)

*inserts dirty sock*

[Joe.]

you get a washing machine

*inserts coin*

[ElloAgen]

you get a weezer song

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

you get a weezer song

*inserts coin*


you get decent music like blink-182

*inserts fake coin*

[Rawr]

You get £100 yay!

*Inserts slide pone*

[Joe.]

you get a placemat

*inserts coin*

[-Soph-]

you get a burger =D

*inserts chocolate coin*

[Craig]

you get a pencil sharpener!

-inserts cheese-

[Joe.]

you get a cuppa

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a punch!

-inserts coin-

[Rawr]

You get £100,000 cause i like you! :)

*Inserts wrist band*

[Craig]

you get a belt

-inserts cd-

[Joe.]

you get a lolly pop

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a snowball

-inserts pen-

[Joe.]

you get a cup

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get water

-inserts bullet-

[ED::]

You Get a SLAP!

*Inserts Muffin*

[Craig]

you get a gun

-inserts poo-

[Joe.]

you get a piece of random, multicoloured plastic

*inserts rat*

[ED::]

You get a glass of milk

*Inserts Sygon*