What does your last text message say?

[Meanies]

oh good :) i'm still in english ******** (A) xxx


whatta *****!!

[Homosexual]

"wanna come round mine and revise for that test"

[Nick.]

'I'm really missing it. holly mite be going to florida so it making me sad. i miss the warmth and the smell and the coolness when you walk into the lobby. and i want me and you to go universal and just to walk up and down and go round Like we live there.. ugh im so depressed now. thanks for taking me nick. it was unbelievable xxx'

I took my best friend to Hollywood in July 2008, because I won a competition and we had luxury accommodation and such and had a proper good time and we both miss it so much.

[kurtis5561]

"Ste will be there in a mins, running late off the glasgow"

[scott]

glasgow kl.

"what times it start it"

[kurtis5561]

"Its Fay, Are you back in Manchester yet? need to talk"

[Meanies]

hahh he was like 'if you dont tell me ill kiss you!' apparently he meant kick but i was like yeryer :( n he called you a banker :( xxx

i dont work in a bank sozzz

[kurtis5561]

"Can you pick me up from work? hope ur ok.. love you lots xxx"

[jordang17]

safe lad can u get me any bud ring my phone safe its little

[camera]

Za u on9

:/

[buttons]

'U at home?'

[kurtis5561]

"Ste you better be in bed, I was really worried last night seeing you be like that. Works boring lol you ok? x"

[Bef]

just keep yourself well hydrated and warm. will see u later xx

[LouisCollins]

"N-Dubz Sexersize"

[whitebengal]

" I love you thank you for breakfast xxxxxxxxxxxx " lol that was my other half testing out his new phone...He was sat next to me when he text me :eusa_wall

[scott]

"your fault x"

:(:(:(

[camera]

"Student hub"

[DannyyTBH.]

You have £1.58 left of credit :$

[Imnotpure]

see you at 5

[camera]

"Ah **** Nana's totally annoying. I wish she would just leave the list alone"

[buttons]

"how did it go?"

[Mikey]

"how are you"

[drama]

Hey Sam, what's the plan!??!


oh my dad and his over-protective and annoying poetic texts.

[buttons]

"situation recoverd jennifah! :D Wait til i get back omg ive got a tale to tell :]"
wooooo

[lPinoy]

go hme str8 after skl, im gnna be l8, bye

:L

[camera]

"Za,bsk nk uat pkt?abg say mrng then he wil let me noe..."

[Brody]

Yhup im good thanks cherrubb : ) x

[BeanEgg]

"Hey hahaha xx"

[Jackk]

'you still in norwegian blue?'

[camera]

"Mon?"

[Urnuph]

"so are u stopping at mine tonight?"

[camera]

"Today's cancelled. Ill see you tomorrow"

[buttons]

"no. bye"

[Bef]

ok en moody do u want 2 go 2 cinema on friday? u no that 3dfilm. Up 2 u.


how bour naaaaaw!

[DeejayMachoo$]

"We only went tesco in the end lol so im home now ly xx"

[Sexy]

"plz stop txtin me ive got a headache haha"

***** :D

[Xarea]

"have fun! haha i wouldnt ever be trusted with 4 kids ***** wat u doin xx"

[camera]

"Yo peps,abg wil pas de money 1st..nxt wk then we wrk..$30 perpsn.."

OH YES :D:D:D

[GoldSolid]

David! I miss you! :( We should meet up soon? Get pissed yes? X x x

[Meanies]

"i am so bored! wuu2"

[Sexy]

"iya u wtchin shipwrecked? soodi drives me nutz"

[KnuxIBF]

"Are you allowed to write with your left hand at grammar school?"

[camera]

"ok" frm mum

[Sexy]

"hi wot u up 2 im wel bored u gna watch dancin on ice 2nite lol ray 2 win but colleen is quite gd 2 so yh. wna skype soon?"

[PappaLou]

"hey babe i'm missin you :) im bored!"

[Traume]

"apparently he cheated on me but rebecca loves him so i dunt no."my friends silly :(

[buttons]

"ok no probz x x x"

[colourpot]

Call me when u come out of school, i am outside. Dad

[Xarea]

"Yeah u can split it however you wanted"

organising my shift today.

[Bef]

Your gayer xx

[buttons]

can i come c u

[Sexy]

"sun is spoilin all da snow -.-"

[Meanies]

"hey, can u tell fat cow il be late? was waitin for bus for ages :("

lolll. fat cow = ict teacher

[buttons]

"plz lets go up il meet u at the lodge i'll give u a ringer when im there xxx"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Carlsta]

'I have a solution for all your girl troubles.. Date me ;D x'

From myke baha :D

[Hollyish]

i think so wt we doin tho

[buttons]

doll


..:S

[Swinkid]

"Love you xx"


From my girlfriend :rolleyes:

[drama]

'yeah BOI x'

[hiyababes]

see ya tommoz bbe

[Pyroka]

Pleasee

[Kardan]

"Lol, but i thought u were into males? Aha CHEESY BUMFUN! Nice :D"

[Bun]

"Ur on deal or no deal :Px"



:eusa_wall

[Andys]

"Hahahahahaha. Ur handwritin is neat ;) x"
when my girlfriend nicked off with my maths book and VANDALIZED it

[Malachy]

"Dnt do that ;l".

[e5]

"Cnbi! Yeah man"

^ Don't have a clue who this person was lmao

[Nicola]

"Im off school ;)"

[LoveToStack]

Now you've topped up you have free texts until the end of this weekend.

[crazed]

Why weren't you at skool. You missed absolutely nothing! Still up for Saturday?

[barttsimpson]

"Aww where r u lol ly x"

[Nixt]

"Get on MSN x"

[camera]

"at 1pm... til 2.30..dam my ppd low sia...****.!!!!"

[buttons]

"i'm not going in. i don't have an exam and tbh i think its stupid anyone goin in like lol x x x"

[Janet Snakehole]

"ollie threw snow in my mouth D:"

[lPinoy]

"hi"

how exciting :rolleyes:

[crazed]

Yh school is closed. My street is covered in white, what did I tell you? Use a tissue


....Friends ;D

[Juelz]

is school shut today?:)

[lew!]

I've got a stinking cold x

[camera]

"Za,met me at skol at7.30..(or u'l b late) dnt 4gt brng de stuf n ur thumbdrve"

oboy lOL we plan to meet at 8.45am. this wld be funny :D

[nicool]

"nicole, do we have latin homework? Scott. x"

"nicole please tell me the latin homework?"

"NICOLE WHATS THE LATIN HOMEWORK? SCOTT."

those were in about 10 mins.
nice. x

[Bef]

Oi titty its important!

[buttons]

i'm coming

was mum pickin me up from a friends

[camera]

"Am home and very depressed. I didn't know I controlled so much tears."

[Juelz]

ite bbe wuu2 x x x

[Mint]

"Thank you for texting to buy-a-bird, she will be arriving at your house shortly. Please text back with the colour of lingerie that you would like her to arrive in."

[lew!]

Once again everything has fallen apart because i tried to have an adult conversation with you. Once again you instantly got annoyed and stormed off without a chance for me to speak!

[Juelz]

****** lost ma voice lol

[Nicola]

"Lmao i was thinking he looked like this man that works with this red head woman and there famous in singing but i can't remember there names :D x"

[buttons]

"u watttt"

[,Jewelz]

"i guess we hav 2 save all the fun 4 nxt weekend"

[x-glow]

Lmao @ You getting wrong bus home!! me cam nick On the proper bus not free one :L

[Xarea]

Sorryyy lol x wuu2 xx

my gf teling me she dont think she can comeeee cinema tommorow.

[Janet Snakehole]

"typical you come on msn n me mum takes me laptop lol! x"

[dirrty]

"Oh my god! I'm at the cinema with gary and guess who i can see? Richard! With a girl!! She is a munter. Aww geek love! Xxx"

[[Chris]]

Im not arsed lol, she anoys me. X

[camera]

Just come to school in shorts and shirt. Since you nt going for lesson. Okay? Haha!

[Janet Snakehole]

"awh baby! you ok now? told the doctor your list of problems? haha x"

[camera]

Wow! Ok. Its just btwn us ok. Hehe. Shh.. Lol!

[Pyroka]

Meet u in vic house

[Bef]

Its meg sorry x

[camera]

DarlingIES,tmr gt cah okay. Liyana performing. So support yeaa. And. Attendance will be taken.

[buttons]

last one is rude so one before is
"im not moanin... Ok, night!"

[Sexy]

"no non o no no lets have bitty plz ,x3"

[Zak]

"Arrrr i offically hate rain x"

[Juelz]

im walking, you?

[buttons]

wuu2
..........

[luce]

"great, mf" From my hockey coach

One before:
"LMAO LUKEY GOT TANGOD!! What did Haz say?" From Leah

[Meanies]

"i just for back ermm that trip :( just gota wait for laura and walk xxx"

im guessin ermm is menna be from :S

[Wizzdom]

Thats not nice xx

[Meanies]

"town sesh tomoro? fountain @ 1"

[Sexy]

"pizza lol wbu hnsm!!!"

[Juelz]

omg! its raining

[Zak]

Nite nite babii :D i love you :D .x. <3 .x.

[James!]

Why have you suddenly took an interest in me because my Myspace said I was single?

[Pyroka]

Haha no thanks, I dont like haggis in bed.

... lol.

[Abbie.]

i would of drawn a penis cause apparently he doesnt have one x

[lew!]

Oh yes ano im fit =] x

[Lee.Norman]

'Nah' :S

[Havoline]

"Can you come around 5 thirty?"

[Juelz]

u comin skl 2day

[buttons]

grumpy, dnt bother wakin me up...PLEASE!

[e5]

"Coz jane who works in careas office rite she came in n told us all wot she did wen she worked in a prison sumat lyk that neway lol"

All his spellings........:P (I was meaning the spelling of careers was his choice of letters, not mine:D)

[Charlie]

"if nana asks wt tht is tell her its a dining table n chairs n does she knw any1 whod b interested in our old 1"

From my mum, because my life is that interesting.

[TAYLOOOOR1]

Lol well mr im going to bed and warn that child if he does not stop i will personally kill him xx

(from Jacob xD)

[James!]

"i dunno cos ive got a bf now "

[scott]

"******* internet"

[myke]

'can u turn the heating off'

[Supersam]

all aboard the choo shoe train

[Absently]

''Hi do u wont 2 go 2 cinema 2moro ? At 4:30 to pinj panther ?''

lmao at her spelling [she's polish xD]

i didn't text back so she ended up ringing me and going crazy at me lool.

[Sulai]

"LMAOOO, this chilli sauce is *OBSCENITY* amazing! 3rd hottest sauce in the world!

come round, try some"

[Sexy]

"lolz na m8 plz dnt dotha t i want u 2 keep it a secret til i no wut to do"

[Juelz]

"no babe i cn't. loveu x"

[Creddos]

" gess wat happened at skl blud! "

[DeejayMachoo$]

"It was cute tho lol, bless it. Heleena just kindly told me we got like 179 mins left, the joys! Ly xx

[j4k3]

luv u x

[James!]

"LOL random. Happy valentines to you too james, ly x"

[rnix]

"Hmm, I really am, and thanks. Yeah we spoke about this loads, gave you every possible chance duuuudee, just wasnt meant to be, unno things usually work out :-) x"

Lol (:

[RandomManJay]

'Voicemail has 1 new message(s). Please dial 121.' XD!

[buttons]

"under 17 sqaush tournament, 9 am till bout 7pm saturday til monday, boring as ****. Y did ya go ome early den if ur bored now...and ******* el u txt quick lol!"

[scott]

"urm tell me"

[buttons]

did i ever tell u how crap hotel are and how crap it is being so far away. boring! unbore me or i'll have to go to sleep coz im so bored but i cba its early :/!

[James!]

"ur an arrogant **** sometimes. xx :P"

[buttons]

Nooo! Its early, unbore me, Infact i no u want me 2 stay bord so i may aswell go slp, nite!

[Absently]

''LOL, how'd that happen??''

[camera]

he obvs just misses you

[Abbie.]

I have to go to adinner on friday, can i swap with u?


asif id want to work friday night :S

[Charlie]

":) it's fine, these things happens :)"

too many smiley faces.

[buttons]

Oi wat is it wid ur habit of txtin me nd then not replyin 2 me rplys!! Wuu2

forgot to reply :eusa_angel

[alex5061]

mines says hi xD

[Wizzdom]

Don't forget you can use Web'n'Walk FREE all this week. Get the most from your free browing by clicking here....bla bla bla

Previous one was from this flirting company, (I've been getting these flirt texts since i bought the phone) lol.

[Juelz]

yeah you are! x why arent you?

[camera]

Za we at cnten.. ur bg wth us....

[ReviewDude]

"Xxx I love you too"

[ElliottThompson]

"Elliot wat are you up to today ? (and if you aint up to anything come nandos with me lucy and holly"

[ReviewDude]

"Elliot wat are you up to today ? (and if you aint up to anything come nandos with me lucy and holly"

Eww, don't go to Nando's!

[lPinoy]

"?"

shocker.

[lew!]

Why are you ignoring me on MSN? x

[buttons]

well i have one day left and u have 2 hours to get ready so make up ur mind u moody cow

love my friends xoxo

[HighFlight]

Let me know on thursday, wuu2 today, anyone coming to use studio & how did ur race go

[Con]

'you was trying to wake me up, wasn't you?'

[Blinger1]

whasssup g

[Juelz]

"you dint text me baaaak:@"

[FireInMyPants]

"thats good I'll find out her ring size tonight"

[Sunny.]

"Aww Ilu2 baby"

[buttons]

haha ok smarty pants il see u l8r tony and dale say hi

[scott]

"Hope so xx"

[buttons]

"Was angel a vampire? X"

[flatface]

"see you on friday babe x"

[VINTAGE]

i lost my phone on saturday haha but it said

yeah im just away to leave now are you cummin up? xxx

[Zokoli]

"you got barack roll'd."

[efq]

"see you friday night xxx"

[buttons]

"aww im not sarcastic! if ur adament that u need beauty slp (wich u dnt!!) mayb i cud get sum 2!! al bcos ilu ill do anyfin 4 u!!! ilu init, nite"
lolzolzzollol

[laurenn]

'' ok then ''
lmao
how exciting

[Soka]

''il text u latr givin u time''

[William93]

"Heya can u ring my house phone x x"

[buttons]

u comin out now

[ReviewDude]

"Yeah it's all good as long as I can get into Southampton. And I'll grab a train from there so we meet in South and then to yours yeah?"

[RandomManJay]

'Is this a joke cause I can't see it.'

[Absently]

"Oh, ok, hope yar better!!!"

[Trinity]

"Btw; love you."
Awww :)

[Samantha$]

"Where r u pls this isnt fast?"

[Juelz]

''pick up need to talk to ya x''

[camera]

"where you"

[Moh]

"gay" - I sent her a text saying lesbian :P

[Misawa]

"trailers up man. looking forward to the prem, sucka! haha im sorry! best, TS"

Tim Sullivan, film-maker, ridiculing me over a Hollywood premiere.

[Stability]

'My god. U answer the fone as much as i do. Lol. I'll give u a ring 2morro bout 8. Hope u answer'

[camera]

I'll be at bishan in 20min time. You?

[Blinger1]

whaddup g?

[RandomManJay]

'Thanks. Sorry I deleted the other day ha. But it's smart'.

[Xarea]

"r u at work"

lol.

[Supersam]

"The game"

I hate him so much.

[camera]

Nat is usin de fever reson..i say u gt maigran?

lol :/

[Hazza]

Haha sorry.. :/ i feel like a right Numpty lols x

[ecstasy]

Found it <3

[Twist]

"Why i'm nt going so how am i spose to no?".

[Juelz]

"lets go town x"

[buttons]

(Y) lol xxx
i dunnoi y

[Twist]

"i dnt *REMOVED* kno how it got there".

Edited by MattGarner (Forum Super Moderator): Please do avoid the filter.

[Absently]

''ah kelly soz x''

AND ON MAH NEW PHONE *+*+*+*+*

''Kelly? It's KATIE (: Lool.''

yah ppl like sayen mah name xx

[Four]

" Theres police all over town, no point in even tryin to skip bail terms, il come to your house xx "

[Marucho]

"Hope you got home okay (: xx"


lier

[,Lexiilu]

"Bleh I am sososo bored!"

true that! ^^^

[Abbie.]

Aye soon x x

[beth]

"mhm :H that'll be so amazing eeee :H i can't wait :H i love you so much babybear :H i'm going to bed now, we're so tired from all the walking :( i'll ring you tomorrow when i get home :) i miss yr yummy voice :( i love you baby, don't stay up late :) sleep well :H xxxx"

aha, i love my boyfriend.

[Marucho]

Aww ^^

"Do you love me like more than a friend? I love you <3"

no :(

[Laggings]

"no u cant bring a friend its just me n u"

[Abbie.]

That brought a smile to my face. Literally. :) I'll see you soon. x

[Laggings]

i haf a new one:

"wut do u mean ur bringing ur sis 4?'

If you don't know the whole convo, you won't understand what were actually talking about <3

[Marucho]

"were not even arguing
all thats happened is uv told me u dnt actually love me
i wish u did love me
but u probz wont
well more than a frend"

boys
:rolleyes:

[Laggings]

my last sent: its 9, not 10 :S
my last recieved: but my hair is still wet n i want to luk gud

Girls :S

[camera]

"Nope!"

[Barmi]

Thats okay x

[JasonBEAR]

"What's he done hun"

[Laggings]

'i miss u 2'

[Pyroka]

36DD is fat tho, im 32DD now *****:-(

thats off a forum member LOL.

[Abbie.]

Smilies :D xx x x x

[Laggings]

'ys im home alone'

[Absently]

''Your phone is now set up to enjoy Meteor servies. Please check meteor.ie for data charges''

JACKPOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

[Laggings]

'we rly shuld go back home'

[JACKTARD]

it says

Lol, dye it bright red x

[buttons]

"i was reading the paper + it said the new harry potter is meant to be crap. :( x"
:O:'(

[clarissa !!]

"U ok C?"

[VelvetClover]

"he's all like "locke man.. sup""

lol my friend and I were talking about Lost

[Juelz]

"pick up"

[buttons]

"dunno jst whenever im away 2 elgin with mum then am gettin bus home at liyk 4 so just com over anytym after x"

[clarissa !!]

"Aw. im coming asap! x"

[Camy]

"HEYY, i'll phone you later nd we can decide where to meet kk? And oh yeahh, you havee to give me a shot of ur iphone :D! xxx"

I love my new iPhone :D

[Anvrew]

"Why you ignoring my calls?" :L

[buttons]

"suprise suprise only u eh x x well after 6 is ok then moody!"

[Thai-Man-Land]

"Good party (Y) xx"

[Nixt]

"Beast x"

[Juelz]

"are u cming tnite x"

[Myth]

How you doing

[Abbie.]

Will trade you my coat for them;)? x x


ye i stole his superdry coat last night hah.

[Laggings]

94 str on tardscape olololololoo

[Marucho]

"c0c0p0ps lol"

:S

[Richie]

'Na i cant im trying to sort out my cv maybe on monday you doin anything for paddys day'

[Homosexual]

'paddies day is for nerds'

[Abbie.]

I didnt like them but i enjoyed holding you :) x x


cheeeeeesay.

[Absently]

''I don't mind rele, but be ready (:''

[Breakfloor]

What are you up to after school tomorrow?
Love you xx

[Homosexual]

"dickface"

i said thx

[camera]

Okok..soon!thx thx l0ves!!;)

[mk]

"Elo babe, how are you today? I got hangover... Last night was fun tho :P I think i am fallin for you xx"

hehe

[buttons]

"sorry i had to go to ashleys i'll make it up i didnt know :( x x"

=/

[emotional]

'O2: Get extra calls or texts every month by claiming your O2 Treat. Call 2211 free and choose yours.'

loool and real txt
'okay catch ya later harryyyy'

[hiyababes]

i will tell you tommoz :D

[Homosexual]

"gonna get gazeeboed lol michael mcintrye!!"

[Andys]

"thanx ma babe x"

[Homosexual]

500th post woop

"is jade gonna be there x"