What does your last text message say?

[Meanies]

"Jake.. cause u love me, can i use ur orange wednesday? :) x"

so used..

[buttons]

"it turned green, is it meant to? it was brown before i put it on, was it meant to be? omg!"

[shizzle]

"im nearly der"

[.:.:jjm261:.:.]

"Hannah gough would like to add you as a friend on facebook. You have one mutual friend.

Reply "Add" to add or "info" to get profile."

niceee...

[Frank459]

"it turned green, is it meant to? it was brown before i put it on, was it meant to be? omg!"

I thought of all the severely wrong things then.

[e5]

smelll its raining tmorrow i: were not walking in the rain :S haha x

[Robbie]

at macdonalds at 1 then?

(yes he said macdonalds not mcdonalds :(, cant spell)

[Meanies]

"you're such a homo :( xx"

ahahaha

[Dinosaurawrr]

deleted some so its technically my last 1 in my inbox but hey ho

'' i wish you didnt say it like that x''

[Common]

'' heyy x thiss is mahh number lols :p ndd justt like incasee u forgott itss jadelols x ''

Some girl I met last night

[Pebbles-Tiger]

goodnight

[Lindsey]

Anyone Still awake that i can talk to?.. WOW my friends are boring

[Homosexual]

"you going alton towers"

[camera]

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Im so there!

[NeoSeller]

Bi im tired lol

[//Tom]

if u ent busy later come see me x x x

[Lindsey]

Ok just a sec answer your phone im going to call now, [i dnt answer my phone much] ahaaa

[Common]

''haa haa my mums a **** shee aint lettin me out cos she dnt believee i been at megans.... x''

My girlfriend

[Wahey]

"Get washn in please x"
Ewh, first time my mums text me in months

[//Tom]

You up m8 tb

[camera]

Charles:
K

[Abbie.]

Alrighty, was going to call up later if thats alright? x x x

[//Tom]

Alrighty, was going to call up later if thats alright? x x x

ye dats fine :) lol




"you still wont me to ring you later xx"

[Abbie.]

ye dats fine :) lol




"you still wont me to ring you later xx"


kkk wot time?????? :P

i dont have a new text!!

[//Tom]

kkk wot time?????? :P

i dont have a new text!!

samee garghh no new text!!! :((
BUT RING ME AT 6!!! :P

[Homosexual]

"yeah home now, tired lol"

[camera]

kbye its ready to rumble and im hungry so i might be earlier cos ima be a pig

[paradox]

'are you walkin 2moza kyle and wut tyme if u r'
'Ok x'
'Why aint you with olivia anymore'

[shizzle]

'yeah, ok xD. ilu2 x [: cya 2moz den'

[Adam!]

'mark said do you know where the tom tom cabinet key is'

[//Tom]

do yu wana go halfs on a hen tb x

[Frank459]

"im away to spain! :)
see yous next week
xx"

[//Tom]

u comin out? x tb

[Homosexual]

"in hospital, hand got hit by a car xx"

[Wayne]

'What time u goin out wednesday? Its gonna be dire weather tomorrow :O'

[colourpot]

"Check my FB <3"

[iJoe]

'Ha :p'

[camera]

Chops:

Where u?

[PappaLou]

how bout amy harris? i hear ur gettin close agen? xx

[camera]

Turn off

lmao

[Homosexual]

"bored"

[camera]

Chops:

Met u at clas je

[//Tom]

do u still want me 2 call u at lunch
x

[Homosexual]

"yeah, my mum has a picture of it"

[Wahey]

"Nope, i do not haha xx"

[Absently]

''Lol, i was confused, it's okay :)''

[buttons]

"the 15th is a wed stupid"

[Wahey]

"Umm, well i could bake you a cake haha? no, seriously, sex hehe xxx"

[colourpot]

"Crashed :("

[HOSKO02]

"Thank you for today, it was great! Nite baby, love you! x"

*Feels warm inside*

[HOSKO02]

"Crashed :("

:o Like a car crash?

[buttons]

"I saw half of it. Its too funny. I expected a really emotional + dramatic film. There was to much comedy it ruined it. Do u want to go see it nxt week? X"

[Monopoly]

"hes like 20 n hes the barman but hes like im off on thurs i can show you turkey ;o xox"

[Catchy]

"When you were happy licking and sucking away. Haha x what do u want more of next time? x"

pahahaha

[Wahey]

"Hey,upto much?xx"

[Homosexual]

"what did he say?"

[Janet Snakehole]

"arararar, your right there :) gonna have me tea and dive in i reckon! cheers, i did 3 point turns but least i went round the roundabouts the right way this time heh xxx"

[Adam!]

"i have heard your moving to manchester in 3 weeks is it true or a rumour?"

[camera]

Wear either orange or red colour. I think im wearing red.

[Homosexual]

"Sex would be good."

[colourpot]

"Naw i want monies i'll drink orange juice so i dnt get it pmsl. onomnom. yeah nobody would, youre like the only one :(((("

[J0SH]

"Did you get your passport?"

[DPS]

" Shut up Jordan see u love stressing me out and making me annoyed at you "

[Keri?!]

"Yeah its because the other was sold out xD xx i have the words i love draco on my face xD x"

Lolll

[DPS]

"Yeah its because the other was sold out xD xx i have the words i love draco on my face xD x"

Lolll

Malfoy was ugly in the new film what you on ket? lmao

" Aww your so sweet sometimes ly x "

[Homosexual]

"I'll sneak on the back of a truck PMSL!!!!"

[Blinger1]

no i didn't like them, i have beer! What u doing?

[Amberr]

last text message:

yep im gd u been up 2 much 2day xx

lol xx

[Homosexual]

"aww thats cute"

[Lindsey]

Oi pick up the phone, i need to talk to you.... From Suzy, Pmsl

[paradox]

Not at the minute,im turning my fone of,bye,text me in the morning. x
aint she just the best at her grammar skills.

[Homosexual]

"do you miss me?"

[Blinger1]

"do you miss me?"
no i don't, sorry :)

[camera]

I'm at yishun interchange. I'll reach in 20minutes okay?

[hiyababes]

HI XXXX

[Homosexual]

"come to the pub"

[Blinger1]

"mc****u".

[Glitter]

"No i mean even though i'm fed up with what i'm feeling, i wouldn't take back anything i've felt with you. It means too much to me"

deeeeep

[Meanies]

"aww, we will sometime xx"

[Abbie.]

Then brians back to a betty:D app having sex 3 times a week keeps you young and burns over 1500 calories x x x

LOOLL bet u didnt know that :S

[buttons]

"just 4 emergancys ha =] u no id pick u up anyways lol anythin 4 u. aint u gona **** eva den 4 seein me:L xxx"
****** hate people that txt like that sounds so ******ed

[Swearwolf]

ok u rdy its a long 1

"haha no its a bowling place ask luke. and same lol 2 guys tried 2 kiss me. and now im in bed and cant sleepan i smell of **** an i wanna go out 2moro but my dad may not let me. i love u and dave x"

[Xtina]

mine says Happy 23:55 x
From Faboosh

[Homosexual]

"hey hey baby oh ah i wanna know if you'd come out today =)"

[flatface]

"I hate you ;l" :'(

[today]

im sorry i'll stop sending hate txts

"we ok? x"

[Meanies]

'Yuhuh'
how boringgg

[Homosexual]

"it's been going on the whole time!! charlie from bb lol"

[Immenseman]

"Yes! Haha x"

[buttons]

"that's me + lisa on our way up where wil we meet u? X"
i dnt get texts often :@

[Absently]

''HULLO {:''

creepy tbh.

[flatface]

im sorry i'll stop sending hate txts

"we ok? x"

no we are not :@

"my feet ache :("

lush

[Immenseman]

"did you get the rolls out of the freezer?"

yes. i'm not stupid :@ bloody 'ell.

[bruno]

"be at mine thursday at 11"

[Andeeh]

'you goin park later?'

[Wahey]

"Hey, you got texts babe?xxx"

[pigeons]

"Come up, i got good news :). If I don't text back go on facebook x"

[Wahey]

"Hey matthew xxxxxxx"

[Wayne]

You still up for meeting at 10?

[Shibby-Shabs]

"go to your backyard"
ooo... could be interesting..

[Shockwave.2CC]

U sad git

[colourpot]

"You were allways so sympathetic lolol. i miss you... and i love you. ill talk to you tomorrow :]]]] <33333 sleep well :]]]]"

[Absently]

My last two just say ''Ok so.'' and ''No.'' I think those people are mad at me :'(

[Misawa]

"You have a suprise visitor! Jill!!".

[e5]

"Been waiting 15 mins in long q and it still is nt here"

[William93]

"It depends on the area. However, hundreds of years ago, wild boar hunting was a favourite sport of kings. thx. You can also Text 118 for train and film times!"

[Jammazzz]

"hi james we are on the bech'

He ment beach. xD

[luke-p]

"IM IN TUNISIA LOL X"

:')

[Absently]

''Na im playin sad songs too. you r fail at everything kelly kk, bet il even fall asleep b4 ya ;D and yea u luv him more than simon xo''

my friend was tryna make me cry by teasing me and saying i liked this guy :(

[Cosmic]

'k'
My friends aren't very constructive >.>

[colourpot]

"Ok, see you later. love dad"

[HiThere]

"Ok." -.- Hate getting short texts like that.

[colourpot]

"Didnt get drunk, or near it! Sorry! xx"
my mate went out yesturday and he said expect drunken texts, i didnt get any :(

[HabsAZillion]

"Tell mum hi". lol it was from my sister in bed.

[camera]

Food and tv

[Shockwave.2CC]

"Pmsl, you ring them"

[Amzoe]

"are you free saturday bbe? x"

[Shockwave.2CC]

"Yh"

A very short text lol

[Swearwolf]

"why" ..

[Caution]

"Aye sound lol"

[Immenseman]

Welcome back =D x

[Abbie.]

Cant believe you said that:(


lol me upsetting people. odea

[Johno]

"Hey, wuu2? x"
I always get boring texts :( lol

[Misawa]

"I will find out by tomorrow"

[NEEVE]

Thankyou for buying creditz my code and then all that bla was from habbo.

[Absently]

''Can you leave me in''

nice.

[Krypsis]

"Oh right:p bea annoys me so ___ much:p i'll leave ya alone now xD"

lawl

[Meanies]

good man! x

:eusa_shhh

[scott]

"Yh?" how exciting :eusa_danc

[Inspiration]

Bebo
New love from Rebecca :)

[flatface]

"hope youre feeling better haha, ring ya in a bit xx"

[Absently]

''Sorry''

[Immenseman]

"be at asda at 8 40 tonight if you're up for a night out, tobias can drop you home! alex g, tobias and dav are in so fare!"

[Absently]

''SMAKZ''

nyc.

[Abbie.]

Thanks woman. Lolol jokes. I love you :) x x x

[The Don]

" What are you doing today? "

[Blinger1]

"im gonna try n take an educated guess n say animation
Ooo is u drawing sumfin? :D
I wish i wos creative :(
Gay on roadworks"

[Soy]

'wer *** r u im at doks now kk"

[Ajthedragon]

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Just got the text :D

[Misawa]

"Wat time in the morn?".

[-Heart]

"Well what time would you need picking up? X".

[Misawa]

"10 why?".

[-Heart]

"Kk m8 meet me @ coop @1".

[Cyndia]

"Haha evrything worked out well, call kris for the details. 10 sound good?"

[Abbie.]

kyle just walked into work with his tart, im spitting in his pizza x x x


he wouldnt rly btw lmao.

[Meanies]

'yea blatez'

[camera]

Hey beautiful miss, we arrived safely in Holland. I'll miss ur pokerface lah take care and i will send u a mail this week.

[Lost]

"we're meetin her tonight at 11 ok"

[camera]

Dont cry aye Zahrina :P miss you xx Tyrone

[Adam!]

Voicemail has 1 new message(s). Please dial 121.

Voicemail says rah rah rah rah rah I would like to invite you for an interview at our Stockport store.

[MrRem]

"Who else is going V Rem? You ******* off work too on Monday?"

[Lost]

"fun night"

[Shockwave.2CC]

"Ok, your great x"

[Lost]

"Hey chris cant believe we're going back to school i've not organised anything or read any of the books i was given :( how are you? good summer? did you go to Ross' party? - Lisa x"

[Alkaz]

''Trying to remember when I got cautioned''
From Immenseman :P

[camera]

Why eh?

[kizza149]

`kieran, ilu your so sexy`

[camera]

Yeah. Take your time:)

[Homosexual]

"back from turkey lol"

[Meanies]

'WAKE UP!' :@

[Medalistic]

im going to the park ill be back at 8:00

[Immenseman]

"Hey babe face x x"

[Amberr]

Hiyaa hows you? x

[ElliotNewton]

Caught shop lifters wohoo!

- Girlfriend who works at a clothes shop (JD)

[Blinger1]

"Your handset upgrade is now complete. To keep track of your usage & payments or manage your account refer to My3 on your Handset. Thank you from 3 Care."

[Heinous]

"Yay first day of Spring!"

[Blinger1]

"homo come on msn"

[Jssy]

Thankyou for purchasing habbo credit's.

[Heinous]

Thankyou for purchasing habbo credit's.
Hahah. :( Back in the day.

[Meanies]

'get in there lad'

;)

[9y]

"u gay boy. x"

Contradiction :D loves craig lol

[Japan]

"er. a pony?"
Don't ask <3

[Meanies]

'oiiiiiii :p good special ;) xx'

[Adam!]

"get the met in the mornin meet me at timperley half 8"

[Swearwolf]

"Lmao not long til i finish x x x"

[Abbie.]

Abigail, i love you soo much x x x



awh. lol

[Misawa]

"just landed in dublin, meeting @ 430"

[Shox]

Mine says:

"Naw dat was matt dat said dat"

I'm bored so the last three before that are:

So dude afta two weeks can't get no weed until a month I wish u wud have
txtd me and told me josh wasn't at home"

Wow good night sweet i love u to even though i have to sleep outside with the dog

Haha momma said shut up em i said it

don't ask... Meh

[Fifteen]

"Heyaa! What happned to you last night?! X"

lolol

[Homosexual]

"yeah, he's hot lol x"

[Fifteen]

"I keep having my profile rejected on that dating site, you know, match.com One of the questions is "What do you want in a woman?" Apparently "My ****" is unacceptable."

hahaha :P

[Meanies]

'hi, just got a text from josh saying he cant do tuesday. let me know if u can think of any1 who can do it, or if u have found somebody who can do it. cheers.'

:@:@ make my phone go off in the cinema and then thatt ********:(

[Absently]

''well kel wer r u''

i accidently forgot my phone at my friends and nobody knew where i was (a)

[colourpot]

"having a kfc. love you :) <3333"

[Homosexual]

"got some skinny jeans x :)"

[buttons]

"i know. i'm ugly as ****. i must be doing something right if you're still talking to me though Xxxx" smooth:rolleyes:

[Abbie.]

Same:D i love you x x x

[Fifteen]

"Haha, yeah had a shower when I got home. Nah I am majorly ill! Lift at 8 Monday? Hows the head? X"

[Jay.]

"Come online soon? Im bored as ** nd need u lol :( also wen u comin ova? Had blood test, dun feel well need big hug lyyy xoxoxoxoxxo"

[Abbie.]

LIKE YELLOW JELLY TOTS NOMNOM X X X

[Fifteen]

"Danielle !!! I just booked the tickets ;)"

[Meanies]

'hi, we are heading round now. c u there'
wooo.

[Fifteen]

"Lol at @Danielle_D"

[Meanies]

'haha oh i will dont worry =) i will keep you informed if i win x'
from a lass i like:D

[Homosexual]

"thanks lol x"

[CGibbo]

"Dont think so"

[Adam!]

"tram broke at old trafford so ur tram gna be late"

[Meanies]

'yes it does mean bedtime but just think if i stop texting now ill have enough to text you some other time (y) night! xx'

[Fifteen]

"Ooo fancy! Why isnt he here? I loved seeing you 2day =D Im so happy! You def need to come down and stay one weekend loveeee xxxxx"

[Pwnr]

"Lol."

[Fifteen]

"I have a mark on my arm that looks like a love bite but its not its a mark from a pallet at work"


o.O

[DaveN]

"Bill unpaid contact provider" joke

"Hey its onlyyy me! I'm on the megabus up from London, Missed the train sorrry can you pick me up from Shudehill at 9pm and i'll buy us tea xxxxxx"

Ahh well I'll be there to pick Lisa up lol

[Wyked]

Your Tesco order is on its way. We expect to deliver between 08:55pm & 09:25pm. We'll let you know if this changes. Text STOP to 81550 to end messages.


KLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[lick]

*REMOVED*

from wyked

wat a freak

Edited by invincible (Forum Super Moderator): Please don't post rude sexual comments.

[buttons]

"oh sorry your gonna have to beat me up twice now x x"

dw i told him off for not using the correct you're!

[syko2006]

"oh sorry your gonna have to beat me up twice now x x"

dw i told him off for not using the correct you're!

Haha, nice one! Lol. :)

There are some pretty random texts on this thread, haha! :)

[colourpot]

"90% alcoholic"

he liessss.

[Glitter]

later would be better babe x

[Immenseman]

"Oh. Thanks for the cold shoulder"

I told him I wouldn't reply to his texts for a bit becuase I had a few things to do

[Abbie.]

Cant, im at uni :( x

[Blinger1]

I'll be waiting in my room ;)

[Laggings]

'yh i lold at robald 2'

[Blinger1]

'yh i lold at robald 2'
oh what a nasty message!!

"i'm a *******, your a *******, its a slapfest!"

[Blinger1]

'yh i lold at robald 2'
oh what a nasty message!!

"i'm a *******, your a *******, its a slapfest!"

[Ontario]

I'm waiting in your room ;)

[Laggings]

'-gigl'

[Fifteen]

"No worries, next time! but yeh really gd thanks :) ...got a lil' break till november now so pretty happy ^^ out this weekend? x x"


eeeeeee

[JACKTARD]

"lmao u blonde xo"

[Kyle]

'Thank you for purchasing habbo credits'

[colourpot]

"Sorry, i love you too <.3"

[Abbie.]

Love them ;) x x x

[Immenseman]

yo guys, films at tobias's tonight so be there! x

[Meanies]

'did you just ring me? x'

yes, yes i did.

[buttons]

"come tidy my room for me x"

[Blinger1]

omg my neighbour saw me nude..

lucky i'm her neighbour, huh ;)?

[Glitter]

'oioi, you alright babe? x'

from some gorgeous kid i met saturday night! mm ;D

[Natx]

"Ok sweetie, love u"

[Meanies]

'is cinema still on tomorrow night?'

[Fifteen]

"yeh, meet up rrreal soon! :) & the gig went great thanks xX"

:love7:

[Cheryl]

"Home now, tonight was amazing ;)"

[iLogan]

Wait! I'll send you a picture of my sexy bag! :D xxxxxx

[Fifteen]

"Ha I was looking through my phone pics and saw it, was like ***?! haha. Um well my mate is back from uni so yeah probs will be going. You? X"

[Fifteen]

"Sweeeeeeet :D I love it! I just finished setting up my home studio too...reaaal good times :) chillin with the band atm...what you up to? x"

[Homosexual]

"bring some porn or just stare at his mom LOL"

[Jack.Lfc]

I Love you x

[Cheryl]

"Wait!"

[timshaw]

It says

Leah is coming over tonight

[buttons]

"aye hes a proper ****, hate him. he's just closed the door so i can't c u :-( open it ha x x"

[Cheryl]

Yeah, she's good ;)

[Fifteen]

" 3 Days off :p Yeah I was 3 in '89 - old fart hah. I'm watching mighty boosh and its one i've seen before which is bent considering I never watch it! Speak to you soon mrs, nighty night xxx."

[Lindsey]

"I love you to baby girl!"

Awwwwwww <3 Bless him :) hehe <3.

[Fifteen]

"What's that? Come to Rams! x"

[Nicola]

"Ahhh.. Salmon skin rollllll. Hope this doesn't wake you up, i'm just celebrating my unlimited texts :D x"

[Glitter]

=) ahaha not drinking tonight then? lol at saturday with your mum chucking water in your face! xxx


the worst.

[Homosexual]

"love you x"

[IrishHero]

<cough> GAY <cough>

[Cheryl]

night night x ;)

[Adam!]

"stuck at old trafford on met where r u"

[Fifteen]

"hi, on tlad, how do i get clay and thingys thing to 100%?"

:P

[Meree.]

"comin out nxt friday nite lass?" X