What does your last text message say?

[Black_Apalachi]

'Aye :) x'



1000th reply!!!

[iLogan]

Whats your sexy Ping name babezz, head! :D

[ecstasy]

Apocalypse Please, Knights of Cydonia xx

[Wig44.]

******* insane

[Blinger1]

"ey dude, don't forget to bring it to the movies ;) ;)"

hmmm....

[Abbie.]

I love you, goodnight x x x

[Blinger1]

ily too..


edit: i removed the message since it could be classed as avoiding the filter.

[Sunnily]

"Remember to bring my heart shaped rubber tomorrow!" Lmao :D

[Blinger1]

@above, please don't lie.

"where ar you?"

[AlexOC]

"what pizza do you want?"

yay texts from mum

[Fifteen]

"Bacon sandwich?"

yay for sister texts xo

[Cheryl]

how did it go on friday?

[Homosexual]

"can't believe it's over!"

[Pyroka]

"NAAA YOU WANT IT *****"

get in there LOL.

[colourpot]

"okay yea i promise, see you later babes, tonight will be good xxx"
mate from college who im doing a showcasee with, final night tonight!

[Fifteen]

"My word!! Spread the magic baby ;) x"

[Absently]

''Nice as in??''

lolol.

[buttons]

"most blondes do dont worry haha. well i had 2 make it sound partially good! braggin wud b sayin how much i earn. the rough hands make 4 a gd massage tho haha x x x"

[Black_Apalachi]

'home, have gud nhte x'

(drunk spelling probs lol)

[colourpot]

"haha your funny ykno. im goin to miss doin it too, i'll still come see you tho babes, have a good time tonight. miss you x"

[Nicola]

"Night nic xoxo. Hope everythin is ok."

[Alkaz]

''Get dad to pick me up, tar'' from my sister :D

[Fifteen]

" **** !! "

My friend forgetting to get a letter about the Computing trip, the slip and money has to be in tomorrow..:rolleyes:

[Meree.]

'Lol good good xxx'

[Immenseman]

"Jaaaaaaaake :) yeah i did but I feel I'm getting ill :( aww that sucks when that happens. I'm still in bed bwahahaha, missing you xxx"

[Black_Apalachi]

'Yeah lol I need to go back for the cat cos she on her own X'

[Swearwolf]

"hey gorgeous :) xx"

[colourpot]

"in your dreams lol, nah it is quiet here without you, ben is going mad at everyone and saying that you fds are getting better than us, i think hes off hes head, your rubbish! joke. come in today for jokes, you know you wanna xxxx" a friend at college on the course above me, its my day of too and he wants me to go in, i think hes off hes head!

[Misawa]

"Inktip newsletter - company looking 4 martial arts script 4 white male early 20s BARE KNUCKLE - I know ur busy with work but i need thoughts fast"

[hole-lot-of-bunny]

"Sexy XXX"

Lol From my cousin

[Adam!]

"are you coming tomorrow mate? metties at trafford bar if your going to town! we are going at about 7am in the morning tb"

[Techian]

Hey Are you seeing me tormorrow? - My friend who is a girl who I like :)

[Eoin]

richt pal, mon to bairds fir the game the nite? tb bud x

[Gnome]

' im coming to yours on the sunday and staying sunday, getting 9 train home on monday. and we're going shopping on the monday. chels xxxx '

[karter]

stop calling me!! its annoying
:P

[Nicola]

"Be happy!"

[Meanies]

'Okay darlin. What do you want? ;)'

fun.

[Meree.]

'Dat tis not funny X'

[Charlottay!]

"Be happy!"

hehehe :P

"Come here, we have a story to tell you about a tranny."

You really do not want to no

[Absently]

''ye bu he wud invite jenny''

such amazing grammar there.

[Misawa]

"The body's in the trunk, bring some gasoline"

"The bbc also accept scripts for existing shows as a writing sample - i might have spooks episode in me (even though i dont like the show) :)"

[Fifteen]

"Rams? Xxxx"

[Pyroka]

Love u 2x

lool legends xD

[colourpot]

"I really cant be bothered to go with her, she just wants me in her bed. nah the nd2 performance yesturday was just the assesment thats why. ill phone you later babe xxx"

[Adam!]

"ring"

[Meree.]

'k im up now X'

[Absently]

''Reli? Dats odd!x''

[Homosexual]

"no snow ere xx"

[Pyroka]

"Meh everyone gets that :( you seem better off without her idk. Youll find a nice girl one day :)"

From the same person who texted lov u. Revealing text much but hey titles a title.

[Lauraaa]

''Laura, Wanna go beach tomorrow?''

[Misawa]

"In crawley? And we should make 2.45 showing!".

[Lindsey]

Whats up; Was my last message from my friend.

[colourpot]

"I've got work tomorrow at 5, but then my r&g is on monday at 11. what times your r&g cuz ill wait around for you so i can see you and then we can do what ever you want. missed seeing you today and yesturday, been really strange. ill text you later baby cuz my mum needs me to help her cook, ill try not to burn the house down. love you xxx"

Awwwww :D

[Dan!]

"Merry Christmas, have a great day and i will see you at work in the morning!."

[Charlottay!]

"Haha yess. :) always thinkin about ya =P x"

[Dan!]

"Where are you?"

[Adam!]

"HI"...

[Hecktix]

"both x"

[Blinger1]

"please don't leave me"

[Homosexual]

"did you see that fit bloke? i would haha"

[BeanEgg]

"did u get her on smash"

[Meree.]

'Going to reading to get my laptop fixed lol x'

[LuciieOx]

"Hi ow are you?" (:

[Joe!]

"Dunno and nah in my room getting ready now :) ly xxxxxxxx"

[Homosexual]

"see you tonight x"

[samantha421]

'hey up, wuu2 u ok/'




edit: not last text oops

[e5]

I dunnooo.

[Absently]

''Text me when you're in. :)''

[Homosexual]

"would love to :) x"

[Blinger1]

"we are gonna watch a DVD"

[Homosexual]

"coming of age didn't come today :("

[buttons]

"ma luvd fur ya8 is lyk diarrohea i cant hold it in ur a ****** babe xx luv ya dump form ever RIDE YEE HA grr HMMxxXX"

i have the best friends :l

[hah]

u left ur hoodie here

[Homosexual]

"happy new year lets sex lol xx"

[colourpot]

"happy new year babe, sorry i couldnt meet up yesturday, you know what cory is like lol bless him. tuesday will be good because i get to see you oh and im just gona laugh at you during your performance but then you might just come hit me so i dnt think i will. ill phone you later on, have a good day lazy arse. ly xxx"

awww :P

[Fifteen]

"Want to go to that Chinese market in ev tomorrow?" xxx"

:eusa_danc

[Blinger1]

"No problemo
I don't even no what days those are :p
N we shall ***** about my ****en life n people who omg lately...grrr they have annoyed me lately. My life is so dramatic
But yey movie night :)"

[crazed]

"You left a sock at mine.. Well done.."

[Glitter]

"you're really helpful aren't you? are you free all day sunday, or can't ypou stand me for that long?xx"

[Homosexual]

"haha we have snow x"

[colourpot]

"do your synopsis woman! otherwise ill tell aimee you left it too the last minute ;) i know she is, she was all in my face on tuesday about she was going out with him, i dont care really, i never wanted to go out with her anyway. ill phone you in the morning, im on the bus now on the way back from work, hope you've had a good day beautiful xxx"

[Misawa]

"Hey Adam, are u available early 2morrow?".

[-Heart]

"Play 1st game xo".

[colourpot]

"asif yano, hes imature, even you act older than him ;) and thats saying something. nah ive gotta learn the script ennit and you have to do that god damn synopsis woman. well go get something to eat? that would help. you really have lost it over the holiday havnt you. xxxx"

[Nixt]

"that was hot xx"

[buttons]

";) no way im sure u r a gd girl haha oooooh soz get calum to give u a lift up for that picnic haha xx"

overuse of haha :@

[iAdam]

"Next match on our tickets is 16th against reading, we'll pick u up, mcdonalds after yh? oh and 35 kill streak btw."

[Richie]

"When are you going the cinema"

[Homosexual]

"lol true"

[Meanies]

'oh how sweet of you, thanks x'

ohhhyeah

[colourpot]

'why did you walk away from me? your performance was great btw, nearly as a good as me ;) im still in block 7 if you wanna come see me, i dunno what ive done so tell me please, sorry xxx'

i hate that guy sometimes >_>

[Eoin]

'man up yi bufti, its go time...'

:P

[Lindsey]

Ugh nvm,

yah how pathetic is my last text. XD

[buttons]

"so? enjoy ur day off u bam"

ENJOY UR LIFE IN HELL ***** :)

[Black_Apalachi]

'Okies c u at 7 x'

[Meanies]

'where are you??'

lying in bed and not at college obvs.

[Swearwolf]

":o why not? lmao xxx"

[Dinosaurawrr]

lmao check ure email G man if urwe special
u lazy (enters swear word) ;) haha yeah he said college is shut nd hes going to play with clive the snowman lol! didnt you get one? perve haha!x

my friend sophie telling me about the email our teacher gary sent us :P

[Bun]

"i just waved at u :p x x"

[Swearwolf]

"i cant cook lmao xxx"

[colourpot]

"Got your tickets for the 22nd in my hand, you wanted 8 yeah? make sure you have the money on monday. lovee you xxx"

im partying hard on the 22nd :8

[Swearwolf]

22nd is my sisters bday ;o

"aw haha!!! Xx"

[-Heart]

"Ah, rightyhoooo :) tell me when you know (; xx".

[Swearwolf]

"aw im sorryyyyyyyy :( </3 xxx"

[Fifteen]

"Yeah I know! Well good job :)"

[Black_Apalachi]

'So any craic 2nite lol x'

haha i think that'll only make sense to irish peeps :-)
she usually uses loads of dots as well so it underlines everything like a link ;l

[[Jay]]

"Sorry i thought u was someone else & im not gay it wasent ment for u ite."

[Meree.]

'If they do sell WKD's can you get the red one for me? xxx'

[FlyingJesus]

"Has the cat come home? He wasn't home this a.m."

Loving my mum

[Black_Apalachi]

'Aww :( u wana get the ten to train? X ill meet u at twenty too x'

lmao she puts kisses like after every sentence :lol:


"Has the cat come home? He wasn't home this a.m."

Loving my mum

it's probs one of the ones on my street that won't shut up at night ;l

[Pyroka]

"just outside now :)"

[buttons]

"October, i wil be wearin a tux lol"

******* gorm, what an embarassment

[colourpot]

"thanks for waiting for me, knows where i stand "/ i needed to talk to you too. tell me what i've done wrong and ill know where i stand xxx"

stupid idiot tbh "/

[Blob]

"Gay".

[Pix]

"nyt hun"

[Pyroka]

"I always miss you! U know me lol. Still at primark in southampton - same old **** any primark u go! Uni is awesome isnt it? Love it! Havent seen u in ages! X x x."

such a babe she is LOL

[Misawa]

"Hey Adam, I think we should do a budget review of _, can u remind me tomorrow, thanks.".

[Pyroka]

LOL the amount of times youve almost burnt down that flat and the one time you did do it, people will start thinking youre a pyromaniac. epic when you did burn it down though... shame the fire brigade briefing was the day after LOL.

[Black_Apalachi]

"Hey Adam, I think we should do a budget review of _, can u remind me tomorrow, thanks.".

of what? :@


'Trust it to snow on the one day i have a lecture at half 9 cos it won't get bad until later on'

aww cute :love7:

[Pyroka]

are u okay :(

idk why she text that LOL silly.

[Blinger1]

U getting up homo?

[Lauraaa]

''ily''
:)

[Grig]

"7PM in the plaza tonight, bring cards- we're getting Vodka"

[Fifteen]

"Freshers fayre then bens :) got a new poster! :D"

[Nightcrawler]

"can you pick me up from college plz <333333333333"

[Pyroka]

"PURE ABUSE FOR YOU" LOL

[Glitter]

ohhhh stop teasing, lol ;) xx

[LuciieOx]

"im too old for barbie xo" O.o LOL

[colourpot]

"i need to speck to you monday, come down and meet me at the coachs, it wont be long xx"

[FlyingJesus]

wha wha wha wha what did she sayyyyy

[Meanies]

'Jake! Have you sent off your morrisons application form yet? :D'
loll he works there too (Y)

[Nightcrawler]

"are you drunk again, cuz if you are then your not staying at mine tonight"

and she meant it aswel :(

[colourpot]

"you getting the coach home tomorrow after chloes lesson, i might finish english earler so ill meet you outside if you want, if your down the hill in the morning ill speak to you xx"

>_>

[iAdam]

Deans pulled look whos next 2 him

[Grippz]

'please work on tuesday'

[Beerad]

"why what was you doing"

[Pyroka]

"ryan come here and gimme a cuddle :( " lol

[Abbie.]

cant soz somethingz came up.


which means i have to work when my boyfriends going out for his birthday :) :eusa_wall

[wiktoria]

Idahchaichaich from lucy :l

[colourpot]

"its okay, thank you too and how mashed was we aha :P and dan said thank you, yes yes mary + rose :) lovee you xxx"

from my really good friend of 6 years, we partied hard last night.

[buttons]

"Look at yu bein so smart. I dont make mistakes i just date them and u were right i should have listened. Sorry i promised i wouldnt ask for ur help again but just one night please :) xxxx"

no.

[Arch]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Dinosaurawrr]

still bad. really hot haha. but doing kevs assignment. done the report of conventions and now gathering more news pfft x

[colourpot]

"No doing it tomorrow xx"

[Amberr]

hi you ok what was the coursework for french? wb

[Alexx..]

your cousin asked if i was going :'), nightt xxxx

[Blinger1]

"Pfft dnt u mean the other way round :-) i have u whipped lol. N yey 4 u sleepin in. I hope u dnt work to hard n ur nt a ****** n burn urself agen *rolls eyes* tell ur boss i sed hi :-) i hope he sings somethin random 2 u :-)"

[Jamiie]

Haha that is truee. Im Pretty Good Thank you. You? Xx

[Nexus]

im breaking up with you....

[Abbie.]

Not when im walking down the stairs lol x x x

[wiktoria]

''looooooooooool''

[colourpot]

"what do you mean? xxx"

[Abbie.]

Your with emma!

[Meanies]

'well basically it'll be about the same priceish as newquay so we are thinking to go abroad instead!!'

asif going to ibiza be the same price as going to newquay l o l

[HotelUser]

"lol" (H)

[wiktoria]

''awwwwwwwwww your such a noob''

[Amberr]

im ok ill live :)

[Meanies]

'Coolio. Let me know! :)'

or i'll forget

[Phil]

"Oh yeeah, it's just like Keiths mother lol. Man.... she's *REMOVED* fit out!"

Edited by MattGarner (Acting Assistant General Manager): Please do not avoid the filter.

[colourpot]

'love ya 2 x'

[Fifteen]

"I CANT BELIEVE IT! x x x x"

[colourpot]

'aha errr na ;) xx'

[Dinosaurawrr]

it's being sorted, but thanks ;D lovez ya x

[BeanEgg]

omg i cant believee it, nxt time they wont find out xxx

[Shockwave.2CC]

'Helloo!'

[Dan!]

"you wanna go london"

[colourpot]

"only just read your twitter, whats happened? phone me tomorrow cause i need to ask you a favour. love you loads xxx"

[Homosexual]

"help me with my homework lol x"

[Smits]

be there in 10 mins

[Homosexual]

justin bieber = little twurp

[Pyroka]

"*******s. ive just been thrown out and barred from the local swimming baths for wearing my speedo trunks? how the **** was i supposed to know the s had come off the logo?"

LOL MY DAD TXTS JOKES ALL TIME

[colourpot]

'im going bed now, night darling. ly xx"

[Homosexual]

'facebook relationship LOL!!'

[Dan!]

"more snow here"

[Homosexual]

"there's coming out.. and there's coming out, lols. go for it, he seems like a nice guy x"

[MrRem]

"Yeah that's cool. I'll talk to Alix and we should do it Friday. Do you have bubblebath"

[Glitter]

how do you feel about malaga this summer? x


yayay

[Pyroka]

"I love you :) :) :) xxx"

eee ;p

[Dan!]

"woo owned"

[Meanies]

'meet you on one in a min?'

he took like 5 minutes :S

[Pyroka]

"Pisshead :)"

ugh i cannot DO with relationships no no no

[Special]

Okay - Megan

[Dan!]

"ok then, see you later"

[colourpot]

"hmm sounds tempting, i will see cause i got college and finally getting my hair cut :) so i wouldnt even get there till 6ish xx" boys and hair? >_>

[Keri?!]

"was.. boring aha what about you? Got all day re tomo :( xx"

[Sharon]

hi *****

[Fifteen]

"Lol! I've gotta finish working on this programming!"

|-)

[Dinosaurawrr]

' no i mean when we finish the call hun, i hate the goodbye lol'
:]

[dirrty]

"just got home. takes the piss! xxx"

[camera]

"On monday there is pjms, includes ppt presentation & on tuesday, be @ audi @ 11 4 a test & also bring ur money for ur photograph.. $6/photo..thanks"

[Lindsey]

Good morning ;D

[Meanies]

'aw ***** lol!'

[colourpot]

"how random lol and your fatter than me ***** ;) you out of lesson? come to old refec if you are xx"

[Soy]

my houuuse call on me

[Special]

'Clarissa lol last min thing x' - Megan

[Homosexual]

"tom law is not fit!!"

[Pyroka]

"Make sure you get your passport done, number 1 priority as it may take some time".

:rolleyes:

[camera]

"Tomorrow plan cancelled"

[Homosexual]

"are you from the school with purple hoodies?"

[Alexx..]

Yeahh i will do not to watch that tho D: xo

[Homosexual]

what a weirdo. you do that over me?!

[ChickenFaces]

Mine says : And yeah cuz uno i do that ALL the time. XD Matt's so mad at me <333333333

[Homosexual]

"blonde hair, a tad longer than mine, a fit body and a big bulge. I want him."

[colourpot]

"sorry babe i was in the shower, will ring you back inabit xx"

[Meanies]

'yo! shoulda come last night was mintt'

[Homosexual]

"lols, drug awareness award.."

[Pyroka]

"no joke when i say this..

but...

i love you
:)"

eek. >_>

[Aidobmac]

"I was not expecting THAT lol"

[jordan:j]

"Ssme."

Its a boring text :(

[Homosexual]

"in starbucks, you coming up?"

[Fifteen]

"Okay then, don't get lost :p"

[Blinger1]

"dude ***
why did u not call me :S
i thought i'd fall asleep for like an hr
it turned into like 5 :s
i'm sooo sorry :( now i won't sleep tonight :("


stupid friggen idiot, we organise to go out for dinner and then i get a message saying "oh, im at the hospital for my sister we can go later" (who has been there all week, she is fine...) i was fine with that, got to about 8pm and i went to bed. :@!

So i replied "how the hell do u blame me for not calling you!? U said you were at the hospital and never said u left, when u woke up it was only 5pm too :e...
Goodnight."

:e is apparently a disappointed face.

[Pyroka]

"Im here, from Liz"

[Suspective]

''I want to **** you''

[Meanies]

'lol go slap him!'

[Shox]

"Damon said we would get you something better for the wait."


"Getting a haircut"


"How??"

"ur face and yes"

[Fifteen]

''I want to **** you''

;)

"oi txt me x"
"any1 tb?" x"

**** off :rolleyes:

[Aidobmac]

Someday.... I will find you :(

[camera]

"darlingxzxz..you guys cmg sch tmr?"

[Homosexual]

"only because mine's bigger"

[camera]

"are you free? could you like do me a favour?"

[buttons]

"you're gonna have to talk to him, seriously if possible. wish i said nothing now you're so stubborn lol tell u later Xx"

[colourpot]

"i'm in libary now, but we're gona come to new refec. i just saw ryan outside libary by himself, you should go talk to him tbh xoxox"

[Meanies]

'atrium at 20 past 12?'
so exciting

[sammy]

'are you ever gonna re-add me on msn?! xx'

[colourpot]

"brilliant, well done babes :) xxx"

[Hazza]

"Oh i know :) lol xx"

[Aidobmac]

I love you...... :)

[Pyroka]

"Our DofE presentation is 30th March x"

YAYAYAYAY :D 2 major events at the end of the month (I'm going into my old college and telling them all about uni lol). woo life story.

[Grippz]

'Are you avoiding me?'

My answer to that would have been yes but it was too much effort to reply

[Blinger1]

@PYROKA: lol! one of my mates had to do that.. She doesn't go to uni or tafe (further education), AND she works part time at the local grocery store... I dont think that'd go down to well...

[ChickenFaces]

why irl

xD

[Blinger1]

why irl

xD
oh?

why

[Fifteen]

"Happy birthday chickface, you going to be in today? xxx"

[colourpot]

"well dont you look sexy ;) aha, i'm in till 4:30 today cause im doing exam prep for tomorrow. get underneath the table now so we can play hangman :) xx"

[Soy]

heya xx :)

[Pyroka]

"You got 70%?"

In answer to that question, I got 92%. Woulda got 100% too if it wasn't for the biggest failure I've ever done lol, forgot what a gateway was.

[colourpot]

"this revision is boring me, why dont you come in tomorrow and see me after my exam? sounds like a plan ;) xx"

[camera]

"Hey babe zouk tmr?"

[Drewar]

"Vraiment? Ouais elle participe ce fin de semaine aussi"

[Pyroka]

"I AM GREAT IN BED!
I can sleep for days xXx"

zah you were gunning for this :P

[camera]

"I AM GREAT IN BED!
I can sleep for days xXx"

zah you were gunning for this :P
HAHAHAHAHAHHA U SO TOTALLY LOVE IT ;)

"he can wear it to work"

[Pyroka]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA U SO TOTALLY LOVE IT ;)

"he can wear it to work"

possibly, ya big flirt ;) LOL. nobodys text me since then!!! :(

[camera]

possibly, ya big flirt ;) LOL. nobodys text me since then!!! :(
flirt with u? noway! i ripped that from online |-)

ill random text u when i feel like it. thank god for cheap overseas texts

"share a little piece like that? yeah rigght. I'm gonna have to raid the cupboards later"

[Special]

'What time'

[Meanies]

'lol you mong! remember tomorrow'

[colourpot]

"thanks darling, im gona need it. i dont understand why you wont come to college to do some work come on you know you wanna see me after ;) xx"

i wished my mate good luck in his exam then he expects me to go in on my day off to go see him

[buttons]

"lying in bed watchin tv txtin u, i think u should stay up n talk to me ha x"
then fell asleep on me:'(

[camera]

"Yeah. I was very upset. I never mentioned anything about her bf and i expected nothing about it. Cause it's not related. She's just a whole pile of disappointment. I cannot express how much annoyed or upset i was. It's like everything your boyfriend. When does your friend come in. And about privacy thingy. Come on, i can read all her lies."

Yeah i actually got that reply when all i said was something short.

[Pyroka]

"saturday nite in CASA Lounge upstairs. DJS NOW PLAYING CLASSIC RnB, SOUL ANTHEMS&FUNKY tunes 10.30PM TILL 4AM..Plus we will see ou 2nite 4 Hed Kandi Classics"

hard life being a student lmaoooooo. get all these clubs texting haha, probs will go to that saturday night thing tho, if i dont go couture that is... nah i might.