What does your last text message say?

[Laggings]

"so wut 2 is betr den 1"

[camera]

Don't know. I'm stuck at home without keys. Arghhh.

[kreechin]

It's never going to happen is it? :( x x x x

[RyanDOT]

'screw u lol, i ring u later'

[Cysne]

Poke :) x

[Homosexual]

hey !! x

[Kardan]

"Omg, how cute was that? It's so amazingly adorable. Who thought it? :D ly xxxxxxxxxx"

[Juelz]

"hav u dun ur music hw"

[Absently]

''Yeah just let me know where to pick u up''

[buttons]

"Think so x"

[Hushie]

From a male friend.
"Meet me in the toilets and you can give me my 'surprise'"
Erm. Yeah..

[Abbie.]

Yea:Di have alcohol so :D:D x x

[Laggings]

i wanna make luv rite na na na
i wanna make luv rite na na na
so?

[Trinity]

"ROAR. :)"
Dead interesting, I know.

[Laggings]

"shudnt u go home now?"

[Juelz]

" did u just ring me as witheld? x "

[Laggings]

'2nite 11 my house'

[Juelz]

"iloveyou"

[Twist]

"Not rele, was a bit bumpy if u get me".

[buttons]

"won't bother then, what's the point? i'm going at half 11 then"

[Laggings]

'i said b4, ur sis cant come.'

[Homosexual]

'c u l8r'

[Abbie.]

haha brilliant:D well abigail you can get a good grip of my shaft, point my hose were ever you want it, yank it and direct the petrol into the car;):P x x


LOOOLL

[Bef]

Night beautiful x


i love peoples honesty

[camera]

According to smrt, i'll reach yishun in 27 minutes time. Haha, I had fun with Lulu today. Wheeee!

[Juelz]

"sorri cant do anything today x at work all day will try get u later x"

[lPinoy]

'no'

-longerrr

[Camy]

'Only if you still want to? Im fine with the two of us tbh. X'
:rolleyes:

[Mr-Trainor]

'2 free text from tmobile'
lol

[Kipp]

"Where was you today, I was waiting half an hour"

[buttons]

"So are we drinking at yours? x"
NO :S ****** rude

[Bevvie]

Hey beautiful x i hope you are okay. i am on the train heading home now x i miss you so much already and today was great i hope you enjoyed it ;) x i love you so much princess forever xx




Aww cute much.

[Kipp]

" You coming school on Monday ? "

[buttons]

hey jst wanted 2 catch up. Nd 2 say i was coming through x

[Absently]

Thanks for being such a great friend. (: xoxoxo

[honeybee]

Why dont you answer your phonehttp://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/nicolamca/Smilies/natter.gif

[Trinity]

"Thanks for coming over =] I really liked it. Sorry I was so sleepy ^_^ xx"

[Laggings]

'yh i got dfh, go to spot agen k'

[honeybee]

"Why are you not answering your phone":eusa_whis

[camera]

leha ada ngaji

[Verrou]

"O haha nothing happened at a party i was just trying to get jess to confess something."

[Juelz]

"nooo. i wont be at skl tmoro was throwin up at home x"

[buttons]

"u go girl. thanks for ur help, kerry appreciates it. X"

[e5]

"Ooo v nyc lol ive just gt in aswell lol"

[Nixt]

"no x"

[Trinity]

"New secret project starts on the 7th and will overlap with the film"

[camera]

1 new voice message in your mailbox. Please call 1303.

[natt]

"Call me"

[shizzle]

"lol haha sure"

[buttons]

"gd to see u, its kwl :) xx"

[Arron]

"mornin wuu2?"

sent just now.

[camera]

i think they submit ur appli liao

[buttons]

"please yrsel then, as usual, dont com 2 me wen u get told off agen :l x x"
hehehe

[camera]

Moshi2! hey peeps.plsz take note my new no. The old one is not in use animre.
Arigato!<3Fiqah/Mika/Duck2

[Kipp]

" Morning !!!! going school today ? "

[camera]

Akak masak sambal tumis telur taruk ikan bilis ckt

Translation: Cook eggs in chilli and put in a lil bit of dried anchovies

[buttons]

"aw dw come bk plz we get maths results back :{ XX"

[syko2006]

''You now have your 500 text anytime monthly allowence.''

[Oleh]

Your remaining flext allowance as at 05:45 on 08/04, was £17.93. to use until your next bill on 14/04.to stop recieving these FREE alerts, text STOP to 48666.

[buttons]

"Lol. Ohright.. quite awkward. X"

[Toughened]

Thankss , aww am bord.com laa. Jst fort id tell ya da haha. Cya soon lyy nitee xxx

[Mr-Trainor]

You have succesfully purchased 35 Habbo credits. Please use...

[clarissa !!]

You have succesfully purchased 35 Habbo credits. Please use...
:|

"Sorry im silly :( x"

[BeanEgg]

"see u in abit xxx"

[buttons]

You have succesfully purchased 35 Habbo credits. Please use...
LOOOOOOOOOOOL

"dance nation x"

[,Jewelz]

"Dead skunk smells like french fries"

o_o

[Suspective]

the Habbox Donator one
waiting for it to be added :)

[camera]

Za besok keje eh.

Translated: Za tomorrow you're working.

[Juelz]

"im there ok"

[Urnuph]

"Hey don't bother coming today cos i feel like ****, still ill. come down one day next week or ill text u when im better pal"

[Mr-Trainor]

:|

"Sorry im silly :( x"


LOOOOOOOOOOOL

"dance nation x"

Only a joke, lmao ;) I haven't bought creds for ages now.

[Rozi]

Your stil coming next week right? When do u want to arrive? Hav u booked the train yet? Im staying at my grannys tonight and tomorrow. :s ! Wubu2? Xoxoxox

I hate that girl.

[buttons]

"NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTx100000000"
:D

[Rozi]

oooo Jen, woz that who you were waiting for ;) :) ;)

my second to last one:

Are we still going to Laurens?

[Swearwolf]

"hehe okay chat later:) warm warm xxxx"

[Marucho]

"well at half 6 i could phone ur mobile n tell u if i can *** n meet u or no.So dont leave until i have called u the night n then we could meet at the hotel down from coop?"

party tonight :D

[PoizZoNxX]

"NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTx100000000"
:D

woooooooooooo who was that from


didnt get a reply back :@

[buttons]

oooo Jen, woz that who you were waiting for ;) :) ;)
no lol

woooooooooooo who was that from


didnt get a reply back :@
forgot SOZ!

"er yea got football thou i dont kno il phn u l8r x"
(dyke)

[Rozi]

lol at dyke yeh

3rd last:

In soo sorry yeh i konw how to get there forgive me? :(

[Marucho]

"Yum:-P would you wna? Lol xxx I love you xx"

Aww bless :D

[Bef]

Hey beautiful, Not sure i'll have to see what the boys are doin... Wout bout you? xx

[:Technical]

"Are you okay Ryan? I'll see you when I get home? What did the sgt say today?"

Reffering to when I was ill.

[VelvetClover]

"Ok, ill give u it whenever u want x"

[Hazza]

'Im nt watchin it, im out wit lysette atm rave lol recordin it tho'

[Absently]

''Moher are you comin tonight?''

in return i replied with ''****** IM KELLY''

think he's pissed.

[camera]

Akak masak nasi 3 gayung ayam keluarkan jap aku alik nk masak

from mum

translated: Cook 3 cups of rice and take out the chicken to defrost im coming home to cook

[,Jewelz]

"Ciao, Nighty night ^_^"

[camera]

Text me when you're about to leave

[Jordan:A]

Yeah whatever, can i go back to sleep now?

[Rozi]

This car journey is so long but in listening to the bridget jones soundtrackso its all good :) asked your dad yet? xx

[Hiccupmax]

"Not good.. Sad to hear.. But im sure you get what you deserve when the time comes. Love comes to the ones that believe in it. Im at work. Setting in a new kitchen. Ok work to do a wednesday. Hehe.."

[William93]

"Aww babe. you've always been a sweetie. Hehe xxxxxx"

[paul4wolves]

R u ******?

[buttons]

"Nah sorry! I had a dream about u haha! Tell u l8r. Im home 4 weekend, Tony and Dale will be down so just come to mine. Il txt u then!! x X x"

[camera]

Kfc lunch

[Catchy]

"I no :-( *REMOVED* lovely! We'll be sat in psychology be4 u no it! Omg I had a dream bout miss tickle, the skwl was bout to blow up and she was runnin thru it screaming and hyperventilating with darling alice n u was having a panic attack lmao x"


Edited by Yoshimitsui (Forum Administrator): Please do not avoid the filter.

[carys198]

Ok, my messages make no sense. They never do, here's one person I'm gonna pick out.... I put spoilers in to show, I'm not a dodgem, I have sensible reasons for these texts..

Me (1): When do u wanna do tha school project?

1st one: Hey ok so shall we do it tonight?

Me (2): Sure, I'll be 'round about 3pm, I've got all the stuff for it, pencils, wood, all that crap.

2nd one: Ok, I'm ready, don't forget to bring the set of rubbers I bought you.

Me (3, next day): LOL It's Spencer! The Spencer guy! It's really him! oooh ooh! Remember the time when we were young and Elvis was looking up ma skirt XD

3rd one: LOL yeah, that was fun!


Yeah ok, the last two ARE real, we can't help it if we're slightly woopsies in the head sometimes... and a guy called Marcus looked up my skirt but his nickname was Elvis, so we weren't talking crap lol.

[camera]

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP beautiful people.. Its 743. Gi mandi. N i'll see u guys in school at the cntn at 930.

Gi mandi = go shower

[buttons]

"no soz hunni i promised i'd com see u but i cant! come mine tomorow dw she wil b ok u no that! go have a bath haha ur advice always helped me n il phone u tomorow promise xxx"

[drama]

"isit?"

[Japan]

"Hurry up and tell me you div >:l"

[Swinkid]

"Not sure, Text u when we reach the station."

[Herman]

"So u mean i'm no genius huh?" :eusa_thin

[Blinger1]

"Have a look at all the bikes here in marysville. The only thing still standing here after the bushfires is the bakery. Booking business here today. :-)"

Thats talking about where the victorian bushfires were, the main town hit... only 3 buildings survived!?

[buttons]

"plzz wake up before 10 i wanna go fochabers! we can get school stuff n ice cream :( u know u want to!! xxxx"

[camera]

Oh. Okla nice knowing u. Kalau free dont hesitate to msg. Nak keluar takde friend pun dont hesitate. Picet je. Haha. :P

[buttons]

"good mornin baby just leavin for college, your prob still in bed tho :P . il talk to you be4 day is up xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

[LoveToStack]

"Gemma is passed out on your bed"

[buttons]

"is there usually a man singing on low street lol he came up starting singin abt jesus :/ x"

[Bef]

Yeah il c u there xxx

[camera]

Nv reply me !

[Kittyness]

"Andrew. Lol, he stayed there. New week is gonna be good! X"

[LoveToStack]

"Kinda ironic that the penis cake ended up making the floor sticky"

[Absently]

K jus got bk in, u ome yet! x

[camera]

Rabak eh.. Tak reply. Takpa.

[Jake145]

"Alryt babe.. ill see you tomoz.. ily x"

[valentineark]

'oh now i get it lol'

[Swearwolf]

"u comin hanas 2nite m8"

[buttons]

"no we havent had it yet have we? dunno yet i might though not sure u'll see tomorow anyway"

[camera]

Haha . Okay .

[Markeh]

"Can you record Ashes to Ashes pls, Mark, my TV died"
From my mate

[buttons]

"when does the fair leave? sorry! i just luv 1 tree hill :( xx"

[Snikars]

"Msn wnt work on psp jst keeps tryin to load i talk to u tomorrow"
AHA AWWWW<3333
***** luv ma boyfriend

[Absently]

''Yer im frm the suny place of wales! and hmm :) im gna let ya slp cos im runin outa cred too. enjoy the little sleep you got left cutie :) talk to you later, luv ya! xxx''

sent at 05:31am x_X

[craig-clarke1]

you up or on habbo still

[camera]

Lulu wake upppp!

[buttons]

"i won't tell if u dont" :@:@

[Blinger1]

"Looking at previous fridays doesnt mean you will be home or got time.
:D"

from my dad because we are going to install some neon lights foo'

[buttons]

"the girl i was wit last nite lol not wot do u want?x x"

[Blinger1]

"Wait. Where does she live?"

from someone from psc... i decided to try out that 'text a random secret'

[Nick.]

"LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!! Noah just pushed 4 people over when he was running away, its hilarious"
Heroes :P

[Blinger1]

"what for?"

[camera]

Haha. Okay now you're the one making me confused. Ahaha. What you doin aye?

[Chaos]

Welcome to orange, Your settings have been updated so you can now send and recieve picture messages.

[clarissa !!]

Hiya! x

[Havoline]

Oky doke :) .. but i still think your gay :)

:rolleyes:

[buttons]

whatever!
=]

[camera]

From Nat

Zahrina you online? Help me see if you can read any wall post at my fb & albums with shafrin. Cause i change setting. Tell me if you can or can't. Thanks lulu.

[buttons]

'take it you're not coming.. agen'

[Wahey]

"Hey, im bored haha, you awake?xx"
Was awake at the time but not got credit on my phone :\

[camera]

K. Love you. 1/2 hour. Have a litttttle patience.

Nat

[Special]

"What ya doin later, school tomorra :( lol, TB x"

[Access]

'Have you heard Robbie Williams new single 'Millennium' I think it's really good!'

i don't get texts too often

[buttons]

"why it's only 2 days im sure u will manage but oh no u ar rite as usual then, not my fault, i just wont go tuesday neither"

[Indie-Dan]

"You mean you misread your timetable wrong you silly billy haha! Aw well thursday it is babe and not much chucky has just finished hehe what about you? i (L) u"

[Zak]

'Im nakered'

[Absently]

''Kel will you open the door''

[Supersam]

"Cod4"

I get that atleast once a day.

[Wahey]

"Had to come off the computer, my big gay dad was lyk off! now haha bye babe, might be bk on later tho loveya! xxx"
Oh well msns boring me now

[camera]

Meet you @ AMK in an hour time k? See you Lulu!

Nat

[Pivet.]

'Not much! You? Btws what you skiving for?
Ly xxx'

Haha :D!

[camera]

goodnight/morning honey muffin sugar dumpling x

lmao

[buttons]

"i actually was ill for a change lol come to english tho plzzzzzz then i'll go to beach with you x"
she didnt come 4 double maths so no way :@

[Blinger1]

"i actually was ill for a change lol come to english tho plzzzzzz then i'll go to beach with you x"
she didnt come 4 double maths so no way :@
who would go to double maths!?

"Are you up yet? If you have time can you mow the grass but do it properly, that includes around the edges"

[camera]

Outside. Meet at j8.

[buttons]

"I think the first one is maths + the 2nd german maybe wel work it out as usual :L X"

[Pyroka]

"Yooo sleepy ***** ;) How's you? <333"

[Jemmwah]

Hey guys just a quick note that we have a training session on tuesday 9th june, its after all exams and everything, and it will be 9 till 12, thats all i know for now but i will tell you as soon as i find out more!. xxx



-Lol im a deputy head girl at 6form., guilty. ;[

[Wahey]

Ehm, not gonna say the Vodafone text i got since it was the last one i got

Heres one from my mate
Hey, msn (bad nastly language here, i dont want naughty infraction) up, gotta come off it :( loveyou xxx




I'll say the chainmail i got also ( got 2 different ones but cba doin both) =\

"I wud stand in front of a bullet for you, i wud take any pain away from u.
Read this and tonight your love will call u, they'll either ask u out and finally spill the true feelings they have for u but break dis chain
And u will be punished in ways that hurt da most. send dis to tenpeople in your contact list. but dont go forgetting me x x x"



Awh well no credit on my phone, im screwed

[Carlsta]

"Secret ;)"

LOL :D

[Markeh]

"hows your thumb? Going on fbook later"

mate of mine.

[Indie-Dan]

"we still on for saturday:-d? xxxxxx"

[Calum]

"Why didn't you tell me you had chlyamidia!

[Mikey]

"Can you call me"
she spent her last 20p on me :D

[buttons]

"lol x x il get a babysitter x they must be mad ha lol x x"

[Absently]

''im cumin'' ;)

[LoveToStack]

"Find anything to do?"

And this was like an hour an a half ago while I head headphones in. Decisions, text back, pretend I couldn't text back for some lame ass reason?

[iAdam]

"Nah I actually really hurt my foot doing it, cya tomorro anyway chuck xx ly"

From sarah, Not a clue what she was on about

[buttons]

"if that was meant to be a prank call you did not do a very good job because you never held your number you ****" :(:(

[Abbie.]

well the offer is there lol :) its only 41 days til your birthday!!

[Barkseh]

haha dunt worri am nt tht bothered reli i hadnt long been asleep. good nyt i take it? xxxx

[iAdam]

"Well i think she is away tomoz anyway. Lol yeah you best do it. Xx"

sarah

[Adam!]

"on the bus so that would be a bit hard"

[Blinger1]

"Thanks a lot, c u tomorrow"

[buttons]

hey what tym u leavin for the exam.ill meet u x

[,Megss]

See you tomorrow x

[Muppet]

"ur such a flirt

but i like it ;) xx"

oh yeaa (:

[buttons]

"3 wks! :O"

[Absently]

''I'm outside now.''

[colourpot]

"Dont worry, you'll be fine, hes back on wednesday. If you need me tomorrow gimme a call xxx"

[Lindsey]

Well.. lemme see.. Lemme find my phone.. argg where is it

"I Think your Perfect" :] Awwwwww :D

[Homosexual]

"Save my new number"

[dirrty]

"Safe. Text me when you leave xxx"

[eight]

Okay, see you then big boy xx

[Absently]

''Is Amy in yet''

not even a question mark.

[.:.:jjm261:.:.]

"Ah Okay then lol ill stay downstairs then lol just warning you lol"

[Blinger1]

"or my dad said the pay is not the best is that true?"

[Absently]

''haha ok! have fun, talk soon x''

[Homosexual]

"tap tap tomorrow"

(talking about tap tap revenge =D)

[buttons]

"the office wifey gave ma mam een ti make sure a didna colide wee her x"
lol scottish

[Absently]

''just wondering was going to say if you wanted to come out to house to watch it''

bad english ;/

[Japan]

Lol im sorry xD
No seriously I am. =l
HAHAHAHA xD

I have some very evil friends

[kuzkasate]

"What?" lol what a pointless waste of 10p

[SugarPlum.]

"Yeah, how long for?? xx"

[Adam!]

"What?" lol what a pointless waste of 10p
contract, unlimited texts maybe?

my last;
"cant send my passport what do i do"

[Carlsta]

'Lol, i werent trying... much :P' then as i typed that i got 'Lol, i'm watching the footy'

[Immenseman]

"Nite if ur in beddies x x x"

[buttons]

"hey yeah what time u goin and is lisa i tried amy becoz its our last before u ones bk 2 skl but shes a snob now i supose lol yup springs i will try lisa if u havent already x"

[Wahey]

Ugh accidently deleted my last text :'(
I can remember what it said though

"hiya babe, its becca, how'r u? xx"

[Misawa]

"Procisely so my arms would have to be a lil double jointd lol. Or they hurt trying to find the bk clip lol.".

[Arron]

"goodnight, ly x"

[Samishlol]

Stop it, and go too bed! My cheeks are in pain! Haha. Love you loads xxxx

[colourpot]

Yoo Amy. You got school today? If you have call me on the way bbz xx

[Mikey]

"Wakeywakey. Rise and shine, dog face Penis lol idk, lyx"

LMAO

[colourpot]

"i got a ****ing fancy award omg :o"

[Samishlol]

Okay :) you still in Ict then-x

[Absently]

''pick up your phone''

[Barkseh]

hey hey darl, wot we doin tnyt?? a wna do sumit ;) xxxx

[Berch]

Well...

My last message came 2 ticks ago from Facebook about someone trying to add as friend so I dint wanna do that.

My last one was.

"Hey, can u do us up, drag me to hell, terminator salvation, fired up and if u see any tht look good just do those to"

I wont go into detail but basically get paid to sit down and download films to make it short and simple.

[Rixion]

"How was your day, mine was ****" D:

[Adam!]

"ring me please m8"

[buttons]

"aye"
kwl

[Wahey]

"Hey,longtime no speak, howare you?x"
I'm so loved

[Myth]

Hey how are you

[Charlottay!]

Silly Billy xD

[Rock]

"From 3: You get more with 3. Every time you top up you get texts and free internet!"

Yay

[Blinger1]

"From 3: You get more with 3. Every time you top up you get texts and free internet!"

Yay
3 is the best.


"Bring home bread."

[,Rachyy,]

Ohh. Then IDK how we are going to get there.

[scott]

"Enjoy your £15 upgrade reward"

from o2 :8

[,Rachyy,]

It's a fruit punch flavored cup, idiot!

[colourpot]

"My Mums like loooool right now :'). She said you have more life than my ex's... *****"

[AlexOC]

"At T-Mobile we like to treat our valued customers, that's why we're treating you to a free game. Click here"

:( Please be my friend.

[Absently]

''i'm outside xD''

-.-'

[Blinger1]

"Park your car on the left so i can revese mine the whole way up, then i'll park yours infront of mine"

[colourpot]

"Answer ur ****** phne ****** :) xx"

[Adam!]

"whats your dads new number"

[Jin]

"going to pub lizzie 8 in 10"

This is my best friend and also work colleague so we text in our own short hand as it saves time at work.

This would translate to,

"Going to the pub with lizzie at 8pm if you want to come. I will be leaving in 10 mins."

Its great fun for when people "look" at your phone which is usually code for, let me read your text messages.

[Shockwave.2CC]

"Love you xx"

[SunburstTech]

"That's big" - alicia

(don't ask)

[e5]

I got home ok elliott :);):D:P

[Adam!]

"can u work tonight"

[Alkaz]

'why arent you at school *****!''

[camera]

Bank in tomorrow.


Hopefully she keeps her word. :/

[buttons]

"can i please borrow money till tomorow il pay u bk promise.Xxx"

using *****

[//Tom]

Yeah i will that dont bother me lol :D as long as i get to see you its all good Loveyou xx

[Abbie.]

Im flashing my stuff, theres also 2 behind us lol x x x



LOL while i was getting popcorn, all these gay couples sat beside us, infront of us, and behind us :P

[camera]

Lulu, upload the photos please? :( Tubby wants!

[buttons]

"Michael Jackson has asked for his ashes to be scattered in a sand pit so children can play with him forever."

got it in a text, don't shoot da sheriff

[.Zi]

"meet me at 9 tonight got to tell you something"

Hrm, she dumpd me lol.

[colourpot]

"Laptop dieeeed. One min <3"

[Meanies]

"hey do u have josh lumbs number mate?"

so exciting..

[Wahey]

"hello sunshine hows it
hangin homeboy!?
- been doing then long time naw speak (shyface);) xxx"

Ewh i hate ex's, wish she'd go away"

[camera]

Think it's western, saw a bun haha zzz

[Swearwolf]

"just to let you know im right next to the park at the boating lake x"

[Dan!]

erm got two phone so here both of the last text i got.

" thats good, im stuck at victoria waiting for my guard and i wish he would hurry up because the air con aint working on this train"

"when are you working next"

[Jackk]

are you alright to film on friday?

[//Tom]

boring ermm on the way swimming with natsandliam :) love you xx

[ElliottThompson]

"Rofl ok i will get u
all u sed but i dont
have any
downloaded games
installed atm cos i
reinstalled vista i only
have my steam games"


Snore, btw my bro bought me a pc which is the reason for the text :>

[Frank459]

"yehh its amazing so far
cant wait to see you when i get back"

Some girl ive been texting whos on holiday atm x]

[mat64]

"lol nice one"