Vending Machine (game)

[Craig]

ouch,a stick jumps out of the machine and the stick turns into a chicken and gobbles u up mwhahaaha

inserts coin

[Fantasy]

:o cool! i got a free drink!

*inserts sitck and jams it*

[Surname]

You get an 'Out of order sign'
A message is delivered to you by a member of the vending machiners society saying "Look behind you."
You look behind you and there is a new vending machine!

-Inserts coin-

[Fantasy]

:o wow another free "american Soda" Thanks :)

*inserts marmite*

[Raza786]

U Get Ur Mum

*Inserts Coin*

[Craig]

u get dog poop dropped on u!!

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get a throne :o

*inserts coin*

[Clo]

You get a half-eaten, cold meat and potatoe pie.

*Inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get a sloppy kiss :P

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get a table

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get a chair hit in ur face :P

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get a moldy piece of cheese

*inserts coin*

w00t i got 2 popular games

[Craig]

u got 2 games: eat my shorts and u cant win!!

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get a chair take this fight into my forum fight lol

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get a american dollar

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get a plastic hammer

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

Ooo U get a gold nelly :)

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get an unlimted supply of habbo credits

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

yay, u get a red cap

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get a plastic bottle

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

Large milshake and a side order of throne!

*inserts coin*

[weirdalshow8]

u get 5 thrones

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get brown plasto :P

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get a duck

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get a perm ip ban from habbo :)

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

:o i dont play habbo anymore u get fried chicken

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

lol rele :O

u get a link to habbo www.habbohotel.co.uk

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

i am not from the uk u get a dog

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

u get callie

inserts coin

[weirdalshow8]

u get bob the cat

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

yay bob

u get tom the tarantula :)

inserts coin :)

[weirdalshow8]

u get smokey the bear

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get yogi bear :)

inserts coin :|

[weirdalshow8]

u get the kola

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get a "soda"

inserts coin

[Raza786]

You Get Ur Mums Poop On Your Head


*Inserts Coin*

[Krypsis]

You get some MANNERS!

*inserts coin*

[Raza786]

U Get Nothing

*Inserts Coin*

[weirdalshow8]

u get a ticket off my thread

*inserts coin*

[Raza786]

You Get Good Luck

*Inserts Coin*

[weirdalshow8]

u get a cat

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a laptop

*inserts coin*

[Raza786]

u get a dog

*Inserts Coin*

[lvt3046]

You get a offer to take over Callies place in being manager

*insert coin*

[Chaz]

u get a peanut ...... but its stale :-(

*inserts coin*

[lvt3046]

U get a rusty old car
*insertcoin*

[lvt3046]

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[Chaz]

OMG A CAR!

U get a finger! .......... WAIT THATS MINE!

*inserts leg*

[lvt3046]

Gets leg ....Hmm i no wot im having for lunch

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

:-'( i love my leg

*insers coin*

[Forest-Law]

u get nothing. the machine is broke.

*inserts coin*

[lvt3046]

his thread cant go in

Vending machine under construction

[weirdalshow8]

vending machine is back up and running

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

blows up vending machine :)

carefully inserts coin :P

[weirdalshow8]

u get a toy boat

*inserts coin*

[samsaBEAR]

You get a piece of tire! Lucky You

*Inserts Coin*

[Dust-Ball.]

Gets a PH box with a BURNT BUNNY INSIDE * :eusa_booh Berrys BUNNY :eusa_booh *
*Inserts Coin*

[kasi]

you get 10 billion disco signs
*inserts a coin*

[Craig]

u get my heart :P and sum brown plasto :)

inserts coin

[MsTanya]

You've Jus Bought Me A Icepop :)
* Inserts Coin *

[Craig]

you get another ice pop :P

inserts coin

[Joe.]

u get a ***** ;)

-inserts coin-

[Jordan3]

You got a drowning racoon

*Inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a penny

-inserts coin-

[MsTanya]

You've Bought Meh A Icepop To !
* Inserts Coin *

[Joe.]

u get a nail :o

-inserts coin-

[kasi]

you get a peice of pie

*inserts coin*

[Surname]

You get a big wooden letter "F"

-Inserts coin-

[kasi]

you get a pair of converse chuck taylors. omg lucky :( x]

*inserts a coin*

[Rachi]

Recieves bright orange trainers and throws up :eusa_sile :eusa_thin


*inserts copin*

[Smits]

a massive bra

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get a pair of scissors. [pmsl massive bra]

*inserts a coin*

[Smits]

a full bag of chocalate coins lol

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

YAY CHOCOLATE

you get callie. eww.

*inserts a coin*

[Jordan3]

You get pond scum in a tin :)

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a pet dog

-inserts coin-

[Xibtz]

Please insert more money

*Inserts coin*

[stephen-]

You Got An Ice Cream Cone!

*Inserts Coin*

[GoldenGrahams]

You get a plastic, un-recyclable cup!

*Inserts Coin*

[Craig]

u get 10000 brown plastos :)

inserts coin

[Axel]

You Get a HobNob

*Insert Coin*

[Joe.]

u get a coffee

-inserts coin-

[MsTanya]

You Geh A Thong :o

* Inserts Coin *

[Joe.]

wow thanx :) u get a invisable bra :o

-inserts coin-

[Jordan3]

You get a funky goose outfit

*Inserts Coin*

[Craig]

you get some new coffee :)

inserts coin

[iAdam]

you get a dj deck and controls




*inserts coin*

[Craig]

:o u get bbb.rbb and gold nelly :)

inserts coin

[MsTanya]

You Geh Nothing :o
* Inserts Coin *

[Punk Rock Star]

You get a shrunken elephant

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

U get a mini vending machine





*Inserts Coin*

[Dust-Ball.]

You get Michael Jackson Nose Owww i fell good :p

*inserst coin*

[Joe.]

u get a fone call from micky jacksons loyer

-inserts coin-

[borobaby]

u get a new t.v.

-inserts coin-

[Craig]

u get a life supply of brown plasto

inserts coin

[borobaby]

u get a one hc sofa each day you live

-inserts coin-

[Craig]

you get a soda :P

inserts coin

[Mit]

You get a pod

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get milk squirted on u mwhahaha :P

inserts coin

[Jordan3]

You get a holy cow.

*Inserts Cooooin!*

[Punk Rock Star]

you get a ginger bread man!

*inserts coin*

[Absently]

u get a second hand toilet roll

*inserts coin*

[Mit]

duck

*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get a collection of deep fried armpit hairs

*Inserts Coin*

[Craig]

ewww
You get a can of wee wee ;) haha

inserts coin

[Mit]

u get a toilet seat

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get german cheese.Kase :)

inserts coin

[Joe.]

u get a milkyway :D

-inserts coin-

[Redmoon Evil]

u get a raw pink habbo fishpop

-inserts coin-

[Joe.]

u get a ***** :o

-inserts coin-

[Craig]

yoo get a robbie williams cd :P

inserts coin

[Jordan3]

You get a mouldy lido ticket

*Inserts Coin*

[Absently]

u get my :rude: cat called shakira

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get a pony

inserts coin

[Joe.]

u get a wire

-inserts coin-

[Sabu]

You get shot in the head half a dozen times.

*Inserts money*

[Craig]

u get olds socks :)

inserts coin

[kasi]

you get a frog x]]

-inserts coin-

[Attention]

u get ur coin back

-inserts coin-

[kasi]

you get nothing

-inserts coin-

[Surname]

You get a slice of cake!

-Inserts coin-

[H.bubbly]

you get a Doggy poo bag!

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

u get a cape :)

inserts coin

[Sabu]

You get ants in your pants :P

*Inserts Coins*

[Craig]

u get a giant spider xP

inserts coin

[Joe.]

u get -1000 posts :P

-inserts coin-

[Craig]

u get -2199 posts :P

inserts coin

[Sabu]

You get some meat placed on your head, then your head gets bitten of by an African Lion, OUCH!

*Inserts Coin*

[Craig]

you get runescape cash 1million :o

inserts coin

[Sabu]

You win the Lotto :P

*Inserts Coin*

[I am a fish]

you get a toy fish :D

*inserts coin*

[Absently]

u get a dead mouse

-x-inserts coin-x-

[I am a fish]

you get a gameboy! :D

*inserts coin*

[Absently]

u get a picture of president bush

-x-inserts coin-x-

[I am a fish]

A box of kleenex tissues

*inserts coin*

[H.bubbly]

you get a coke machine

[I am a fish]

You didnt insert a coin so you get nothing :P

*inserts coin*

[Punk Rock Star]

You get a minivan filled with live scorpions with devil horns and red wings.

*inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

omg you get a van filled with great white whale snot

*inserts coin*

[Sabu]

You poo your knickers

*Inserts Coins*

[Waluigi]

you get a cup of ... WATER!! xD

*Insert Coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get a cup of ... WATER!! xD

*Insert Coin*

you win a smelly sock covered in puke

*insert coin

[Waluigi]

you get a bottle with corn flakes xD

*insert coin*

[ASHFELT]

You get a chewed biro

*insert coin

[I am a fish]

You get a broom

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get fish food :)

inserts coin

[I am a fish]

You get a teletubby! :D

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get every cd album ever released :o

inserts coin

[ASHFELT]

you get a donkey

* insert coin

[Redmoon Evil]

you get a 2 day old glass of lemonaide
* insert coin

[eggd2]

a mouldy jelly mould
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

You get habbo cola :)

inserts coin

[Pixel?]

Lol wierd game but kl :D

[Craig]

ok u get -pixel even without inserting coin:o

inserts coin

[Jordan3]

You get a card saying OMAGADZ! LYK PIXEL STOLEZORD MA LOCATTTION!

Inserts Coin

[flame]

you get a slap
*inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

you get a bowling ball
*inserts coin*

[flame]

u get a magic duck
*inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

rofl you get a casino

*inserts coin*

[flame]

u get hacked :rolleyes:
*inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

u get wasted lucky you*
*inserts coin*

[flame]

ur head went big
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get a free shower :)

*inserts coin

[flame]

you got a teletubie!!!!
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

you got a wig :)

*inserts coin

[flame]

you got the fatest cat there is
*inserts coin*

[Moose]

You got a tampon.

*inserts slug*

(slugs are illegal devices used to cheat out machines)

[flame]

u get a dead squirel
*inserts coin*

[Moose]

good! *slaps Flame with a dead squirrel*
Im done.

[ASHFELT]

gets a pink rabbit :o

*inserts coin

[flame]

gets bannana of mass destruction everyone run away!!!!!!!
*inserts coin* *wants choclate bar*

[Redmoon Evil]

you get a mango, say maangoo
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

gets a blue mango :0

*inserts coin

[flame]

you get a pineapple
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get a red glove

*inserts coin

[flame]

you get a black eye
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get a black eye
*inserts coin*

you get a toothbrush

*inserts coin

[Redmoon Evil]

you are puzzle after you find that the vending machine returns you coin :s

*inserts coin*

[flame]

the vending machine falls on u
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

the vending machine falls on u
*inserts coin*

the machine explodes killing you

*inserts coin

[Redmoon Evil]

omg you get a vending machine and it returns your coin :S
*inserts coin

[flame]

you get a grave stone saying Rest.in.vending.machine
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get a grave stone saying Rest.in.vending.machine
*inserts coin*

gets a rocking chair

*inserts coin

[flame]

you get a shot gun
*inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

ewww you dont wana know what you got

*inserts coin

[ASHFELT]

you get a shot gun
*inserts coin*

you get your brains blown out
*inserts coin

[Redmoon Evil]

i get to go for toilet break thank the gods

*inserts coin

[ASHFELT]

gets bog roll
*inserts coin

[flame]

you get a hair cut
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get a hair cut
*inserts coin*

you get a treasure map :o
inserts coin**

[flame]

i get a boat :d
*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

i get a boat :d
*inserts coin*

your boat crashes
*inserts coin

[flame]

i find treasure
*inserts coin*
200th post :p

[Redmoon Evil]

i get sidetraced on the way back from the loo my cat wanted to fight naturally i ran off shouting help rofl

*inserts coin*

[flame]

lmao ur cat chases after u and ur in a massive fight u loose :P
*inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

actually i pwned my cat they the door beat me up

*inserts coin*

[Trunto]

I get a Mars bar! I wish, I'm hungry. :(

*Inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

i told you my baby beat me up

*Inserts coin*

[flame]

u get a mars bar rapper p.s i accidentally ate the mars bar :eusa_shif
*inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

naw its not the most ridiculus excuse i ever made up
*inserts coin*

[flame]

you get a fish thrown at u and ur knocked out
*inserts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

i put a ruler and nurd in a 1 on 1 combat arena , the ruler won

*inserts coin*

[flame]

you get a giant space ship!!!!!!! made out of carboard hahahhahah!*inserts coin*
then presses return button
*inserts coin*
then presses return button
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a flame thrower >;P

inserts coin

[Joe.]

u get 2 pund back :o

-inserts coin-

[lvt3046]

you get callie and impetruous(spelling)and Kitty

-inserts coin-

[pazymagee]

you get a coin which i steal and insert for you

*inserts lvt3046's coin*

[lewlew1912]

You Get A Gun That Shoots you and says "Dont Mess With Me >:(*

*Inerts Scripted Coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

you get a ... well i duno what you got i already ate it

*Inerts Coin*

[gcfreak54]

You just got a new Mustang GT!

*Inserts coin*

[stephen-]

the machine grows arms and give you a wedgie lol
*inserts coin*

[Dust-Ball.]

put underwear bk to normal gets something
*insersts coin*

[Redmoon Evil]

you get a hamster ok a gerbil hows that sound?

*insersts coin*

[flame]

u get a a cute little nuclear bomb :D
*inserts coin*

[Smits]

*u get squirted in the face with a water gun*
*inserts coin*

[Absently]

U get a zombie moose

-x-inserts coin-x-



(i got zombie moose out of times spliters can't rememeber which 1 though)

[flame]

u get a shed full of breadcrubs
*inserts coin*

[Smits]

u get a pink top saying a real man on it

*inserts coin*

[stephen-]

You get a note advising us that this vending machine is evil!
*inserts coin*

[Absently]

U get lucky runner

-x-inserts coin-x-

[:Firefox]

Blows up everyone dies

*inserts coin* wait it's not there.

[Mentor]

*vending machine re matraises and gives you a old sardeen*

*inserts coin*

[stephen-]

the vedning machine gives you a punch in the nose :-D (told ya's all twas evil!)
*inserts 3 coins*

[Bef]

The vending machine grows legs and arms, picks you up and throws you our of the window...

-inserts dustbunny-

[lvt3046]

you get a p0rn mag xD
-x-Insters coins-x-

[stephen-]

you get your come-uppence :D
*runs back into building cause im addicted to the machine and inserts a large shiney coin*

[lvt3046]

you get a throne,but lvt3046 steals it
*inserts coin*

[stephen-]

you get banned for scamming >:-)
*inserts rubber ring*

[lvt3046]

you get a new chavy mini moto
-Inserts fake 1pound coin-

[stephen-]

the machine grows more arms turns you upside down and takes a real coin that fell put your pocket
*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

You get a pokeblock! XD

*Inserts lamp* *forces into hole*

[stephen-]

you get a pokeball! but it hits you and traps you inside! (twas a master ball!)
*inserts 1337z0rz <0!nz0rz*

[Emicat]

You get me!

*arm reaches out of pokeball; inserts heartagram*

[Mentor]

you get a house hippo

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

YOU get a house hippo

*climps out of pokeball* *inserts pineapple*

[Mentor]

machine splutters, and gives you a servered limb


*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

You get this! *feeds limb*

*inserts this cr*p CD I am listing to*

[Mentor]

machine starts playing cd.


*inserts coin*

[Smits]

u get nothing as u broke the machine jamming that innit

*fixes machine and inserts coin*

[Mentor]

Gets dead mouse


*inserts coin*

[stephen-]

the machine clones itself then kills the original machine!
*inserts coin*

[Smits]

machine spit some kind of liquid all over u


*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

o_O you get Villo Valo! And is then stolen by Emicat XD

*inserts remanes of real machine*

[Smits]

machine crunches and then spits em bak at u
*inserts coin*

[Mentor]

machine joins with other machines to creat super machive,w ich thenn gives you a tank

*inserts coin*

[Kekea]

I get a free drink.

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

*hugs villo and $ucks thumb* You got Shrek! Who then gets your spleen!

*inserts a lava lamp*

[Smits]

the machine grows a tongue and liks u
*inserts coin*

[Kekea]

You get ur coin back

*inserts coin*

[Mentor]

get a bucket of vending machive droop

*inserts coin*