Vending Machine (game)

[Joe.]

woot

you get nothing as there in sonthing in there, refills it

*inserts £5 note*

[Eoin]

you get £4.99

insert coin

[Joe.]

you get a footy

*inserts coin*

[Nico]

You Get A Job At Royal Kingdom
[Rk] Search Sciz For A Great Paying Job [Rk] ( On Habbo Uk)

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

You get your coin returned,

*Inserts coin on piece of string*

[Joe.]

you get a pressie

*inserts coin*

[stratosphere]

You get a free mystery prize (most likely to be a Wig)

*Inserts £100*

[-Atreyu]

You get robbed out of £100. :)

*Inserts Coin*

[Nico]

You Get A Job At Royal Kingdom
[Rk] Search Sciz For A Great Paying Job [Rk] ( On Habbo Uk)

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

You get plus 2 rep.

*inserts coin*

(Not you nico.)

[Nico]

You Get A Job At Royal Kingdom
[Rk] Search Sciz For A Great Paying Job [Rk] ( On Habbo Uk)

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

You get a message saying to stop advertising and play the game. (thanks for the grey rep)

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get an ice cream

*inserts coin*

who bad repped you?

[viperkyle1]

You get a Chicken leg, mmmmmmmmmmm

*inserts coin*

[Mr.Sam]

The machine is out of order

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a mug of hot chocolate

*inserts coin*

[borobaby]

you get tickets to the world cup final

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

You get two coins back.

*inserts coin*

Nico tried but it turned out grey.

[kasi]

you get a flower.

-inserts coin-

[Joe.]

you get a cd (blank)

inserts phone card*

[Ashhizzle]

You Got 1p Credit.

*Inserts Coin*

[borobaby]

you get a chocolate bar

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a car

*inserts house*

[borobaby]

you get a brick from the house

*inserts Coin!*

[Joe.]

you get £2

*inserts coin*

[borobaby]

you get a new house

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a sofa

*inserts a calculator*

[borobaby]

you get answers for your next maths test

*inserts 20p*

[Joe.]

you get a fruit tart

*inserts coin*

[Ashhizzle]

You Get a new contract as HM :)

*Inserts Pie*

[Joe.]

you get your pie back

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

You get +2 rep.

[Joe.]

you get a mobile

*inserts £10 note*

[Ashhizzle]

You Get a £5 Note :P

*Inserts Coin*

[Nightrose]

YUou get free Habbo club for a year and a remote control

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

you get a cup of tea

*inserts ipod*

[Leuven]

You get one free go :P

*inserts coin*

[Nightrose]

You get a free bar of soap now have a wash

*inserts Rose*

[Joe.]

you get a sign saying robinson is a crap goalie

*inserts coin*

[Nightrose]

yew get me

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

=] =] =] i get you :o

you get a prezzie

*inserts my hair*

[Ashhizzle]

Gets Back 1 Peice of hair And A Bag of fleas.

-Inerts coin-

[Moose]

You got a tampon.

*inserts slug*

(slugs are illegal devices used to cheat out machines)

[Joe.]

you get 1000 mars bars

*inserts 1penny (wrapped in paper so it looks like a £5 coin)

[Ramon]

You get a light bulb


-Inserts coin-

[Colombia-Freak]

You get a potrait of Thomas Edison. Creator of the lightbulb!

*inserts mardi gras token*

[[Chris]]

you get micheal jackson

*inserts 1 billion noobs"

[Nick-]

You got Wood ;)

*Inserts 1 Coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you got imogen from bb7

*insert coin*

[Nick-]

OMG Imogen <3
Now i got wood ;)

You got a furby

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u got a milkshake

*insert coin*

[H.bubbly]

you get a piece of paper :O

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

You get a partially used throat lozenge

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u got ur money back

*insert coin*

[H.bubbly]

you get the last 3 coins inserted

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

You get the only known existant and unhatched dodo egg

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

table football machine

*insert coin*

[H.bubbly]

you get a ornary boy comic strip :P

*inserts coin*

>.<

[Nick-]

You get +rep (not really) :P

*inserts coin*

[H.bubbly]

hah too bad >=] you cudda got + 3 rep Mooha :)

, you get ........ a leaf!

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you get -rep (not really)

*insert the f***ing coin*

[Nick-]

Lol

You got my old school tie, enjoy xD

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

my shoe

*insert coin*

[Nick-]

a half eaten digestive biscuit

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

a hot sexy muscular man

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

:o Hawt ;)

You get a bottle of tanning oil :P

*inserts coin*

[Ramon]

you get a pair of glasses

-inserts coin-

[Uber-Jason]

u get a snog

*insert coin*

[Nick-]

you get a henry hoover

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you get a plain old boring hoover

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

You get a forum ban

*inserts coin*

[[Chris]]

you get a stone

*inserts stupid noobs*

[Uber-Jason]

you broke the machine

*insert coin in different machine*

[Nick-]

you got a can of fosters out of the new machine

*inserts coin into new machine*

[Uber-Jason]

you get david beckham, he slaps u and walks off

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

you get a red mark on your face for being slapped by beckham

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u got a vibrator

*insert coin*

[Nick-]

you get a wedgie

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you get my dirty underwear

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

You got dirty underwear thrown on your roof ;)

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u got sam leake

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

You got sam fairburn

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u got sam leake flaked off nipple

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

You got the contents of adams rooms rubbish bin
i.e. the other nipple

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u got sugar puffs

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

You got waffles

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you got nothing

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get a slap.

-inserts coin-

[Ramon]

you get anti wrinkle cream

-inserts coin-

[Nick-]

you get a wireless router

*inserts coin*

[Ramon]

you get a a3 piece of paper

-inserts coin-

[Nick-]

you get eggnog (how very festive)

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get a box.

-inserts coin-

[Uber-Jason]

you get pikachu

*inserts coin*

[Sly]

You get a punch :)

*Inserts Coin*

[kasi]

you get a punch back

-inserts coin-

[i luv rosie]

You get a box of orange juice.
_inserts coin

[kasi]

you get a door.

-inserts coin

[i luv rosie]

you get a window
_inserts coin

[Uber-Jason]

u get a hug from lia from bb7

*inserts coin*

[Isoelectric]

You get a voucher for half off of any suntan in Boots

-Inserts Coin-

[Splinky]

You get a dead ferrets leg. Lovely

*inserts tongue*

[kasi]

you get a slap.

-inserts coin-

[Sly]

You get nothing

*Inserts 2 Coins*

[kasi]

you get one coin back

-inserts coin-

[Sly]

You get robbed *RUNS*

*Inserts Coin*

[Charlie]

You get 2 coins in return

-insertscoin-

[Sly]

You get some Peas

*Inserts coin*

[Charlie]

You get some er.. random drink

-insertscoin-

[Emicat.]

The machine wurs for five mins, in which you have walked off. A pikachu pops out, runs after you, kills you, and makes love to your skull.

*inserts hooplah*

[Charlie]

I loved that.

You get a sexy ruler

-insertscoin-

[Emicat.]

Machine wurs, the pikachu is back for you.

*inserts ruler* *ruler breaks and flies into an old woman* *inserts Lego brick*

[Charlie]

You get a barbie doll.

-insertssomeinserts-

[Emicat.]

Machine basicly just falls on you.

*inserts sevored barbie doll head*

[Uber-Jason]

u jam the machine

*inserts coin*

[Emicat.]

You die

*inserts keyboajhrgdauxkjgd*

(thats the keyboard going through the slot*

[Lost_Addict]

gets mangled up keyboard

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get punched

*inserts coin*

[Nico]

you get ur coin back

*inserts coin*

100th POST

[Sarah.]

you get nothing because the machine is empty, and then it won't give you a refund.

*inserts plastic coin*

[kasi]

you get a real coin back

-inserts coin-

[Emicat.]

You hear a screaming from inside of the machine, and out pops a eyeball on a keyring.

*inserts llama* *wait why do I have a llama in my pocket*

[Uber-Jason]

you get an avatar

*inserts coin*

[stratosphere]

You get Subscription to Knitting Weekly.


*Inserts Coin*

[Climax]

You get the ALL NEW toy express train from Fisher Price™. With top speeds of 60 miles per hour and appealing looks, you'll have hours of fun with this baby! I've said all I need to say about this product, but I still feel the need to ramble on about it. IT NEEDS JUST 8 AAA BATTERIES AND ONE 9V BATTERY!

batteries not included

-inserts coin-

[Charlie]

You get a new siggie

-insertscoin-

[kasi]

you get a million dollars.

-inserts coin-

[Emicat.]

Congratulations! You get AIDs!

*inserts fkjgheirgfau*

[Kenneth]

Congrats you get an airplane

No parts included




*Inserts last 25 cents*

[Sarah.]

the machine explodes.

*inserts coin*

[Ellis.]

the machine explodes.

*inserts coin*

Lmao.

You get a shoe :)

*Inserts coin*

[Kenneth]

Lmao.

You get a shoe :)

*Inserts coin*

You get a box with a baby in it ... ITS YOURS NOW!!!!!


*Insrts coin*

[Leuven]

You get a huge smelly fish.

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get a big mac

*inserts coin*

[Art]

u get me

-inserts coin-

[Uber-Jason]

u get a xbox

*inserts cin*

[stratosphere]

u get hundreds of bikini women

*inserts sock*

[Uber-Jason]

u get a chewed up sock

*inserts coin*

[-Sweex]

you get a cd

*inserts coin*

[Gareth.™]

You won the lottery..

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you win rights in callies party room

*inserts coin*

[dj-viper]

get a free lodge corner for real add me on habbo -=djviper=- ill give you one lol

* inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

cool i did it f/red u but ur offline

u get a hot naked women

*inserts coin*

[dj-viper]

lmao thanks

[Ellis.]

:S Continue pattern xD

*Machine explods*

*Inserts coin*

[Ramon]

nothing happens

-inserts coin-

[dj-viper]

gets a psp 10
* inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get vaseline

*insert coin*

[Kenneth]

u get vaseline

*insert coin*

Congrats you get 1 (one) Flight with VirginGalatic.com


Not


*Inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you got glasses so you dont have to write this big

*inserts coin*

[Charlie]

You get a copy of playboy.

-insertscoin-

[Uber-Jason]

u get a birthday present

*insert coin*

[ADAM:]

You lost your money

*insert coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get kelly clarkson

*inserts coin*

[Lost_Addict]

you get a bird holding onto a chick holding trish stratus holding free rep

*Inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get a certain type of fun loving toy

*inserts coin*

[Gareth.™]

you get Callies account

-inserts coin-

[Isoelectric]

You get a free Alienware Computer :)

*Inserts Coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you get a clone of u made

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get nothing.

[insertscoin.]

[Sly]

You get nothing.

*Inserts Coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you get a new font

*inserts coin*

[Sly]

You get food for your Bunny.

Inserts Coin.

[Uber-Jason]

*u get a meat loaf*

inserts coin

[Gareth.™]

you steal the Rockstar RAGE driver

[Isoelectric]

Lets just say you inserted a coin:
You get a half chewed bread stick.

*Inserts Shiny Coin*

[Uber-Jason]

*u get a dirty crap coin back*

inserts coin

[Homesrfan]

You get your coin back! :D

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get a ipod

-inserts coin-

[Ekalb]

You get a terminal disease!
*Insters coin*

(Not intended to be at all offensive to anyone - Sorry if you were offended)

[Gaby]

You get a purple collosal monkey!

*InSeRtS cOiN*

[Homesrfan]

You get HabboxForum :o :o :o

*Insert Coin*

[dj-viper]

You get a bag of poo made just for you!

*inserst fake coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get fake coke!!!

*Inserts Coin*

[Eye!]

you get an old, scratched, gorrilaz record






























Inserts Coin

[Ellis.]

You get super powers :)

*Inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get the letter B...

B

*Inserts Coin plz*

[Ellis.]

You get the letter C :o

*Inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you get a beer

*inserts coin*

[Ellis.]

You also get a beer :D

*Inserts coin*

[Ekalb]

You get a new car!
That has been written off.

*Inserts coin*

[Isoelectric]

You get a stale packet of crisps x]

*Inserts Coin*

[Ellis.]

You get a novelty Pokemon Doll! :D

*Inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get a cow

*inserts coin*

[Ellis.]

You get a tie and suit! >=O

*Inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get a wand

*inserts coin*

[Ellis.]

You get a drink!

*Inserts a coin*

[Superside]

You get a banana!

*inserts a coin*

[Ellis.]

You get a dollar back!

*Inserts coin*

[Superside]

You get a condom

*Inserts a coin*

[Ellis.]

You get icecream

*Inserts coins*

[Superside]

You get a coke
*Inserts a coin*

[Ellis.]

You get a soda

*Inserts a coin*

[Azza]

you get a broken plate

*inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get a habbo cola. :o OMAGEE!

*inserts the freaking coin*

[Gareth.™]

Gorillaz comes and beats you up

-inserts coin -

[kasi]

you get a hello kitty doll

[insertscoin]

[Azza]

you get a giant ball

*inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get a crumb.

*inserts coin*

[i luv rosie]

you get an ipod that someone found on the beach in the sand then lost it in a garbage truck then someone picked it up and gave it to a cocacola company for advertisement where they stuffed inside a can and put it into the vending machine.

_inserts coin

[Ellis.]

You get the island of Hawaii :o

*Inserts coin*

[Halting]

Congratulations! You just received tickets to the worlds most unpopular musical bands gig.

*INSERTS COIN - DAMN THING GO IN!... there :>*

[Ellis.]

xD You have received a new computer! :)

*Inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get a new name!

*inserts coin*

[Superside]

You get a rock!!!!!!!
*Inserts Coin*

[Halting]

You get a free pokémon card (yay)
*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a multicoloured planet!

*inserts shiny gold coin*

[Superside]

You get a kick in the face
*inserts coin*

[Halting]

You get a chessy puff straight from the hand of Gob
*inserts half of a coin*

[Colleen]

u get a bean.... not just any bean... a magic one :D

*inserts coin*

[Superside]

You get a hat

*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

Sparkly new pair of shoes.

*inserts coin*

[Superside]

You get a nose

*inserts coin*

[jake_blacker]

you got a suffering camel

*inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get habbo coins. :o

*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a ryan-bow.

*inserts coin*

[Stress Free]

You get a Dr Who Action figure

*inserts coin*

[Ashhizzle]

You got a scam advertisement.

-inserts coin-

[Ellis.]

You get a soda

*Inserts coin*

[Nick.]

You have one new message(s).

Subject: orly?
Message: i dnt fink so, ntrly.

END OF MESSAGE.

*inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get a loud voice that yells:
WTH?!?!?!111

*inserts coin*

[Ryan.]

gets somthing rubbery

*insers coin*

[Superside]

You get a kick in the nose
*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

Gets a thump in the face.

*inserts coin*

[[Jay]]

You get a chiken

*inserts coin*

[Wallmart]

Congrats you have received a coin

*Inserts coin*

OMG MY COIN

[Ellis.]

You get a +Rep

*Inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get a car

[insertscoin]

[Ratastrophe]

You get a gum ball
*inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get the Quick Reply button!
http://habboxforum.com/images/buttons/blue/quickreply.gif

*inserts coin*

[Dirgeofcerberus]

You get a gorilla

*inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get a copy of Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children

*inserts the coin*

[Dirgeofcerberus]

You get a copy of Final Fantasy: Spirits Within

*inserts coin*

[Homesrfan]

You get a dog... woah, how often are those in a vending machine?

*inserts coin*

[Emicat.]

You get an eggy fart whcih you die from!
*inserts my broken tomb raider case*

[stratosphere]

You get a naked Lara Croft action figure :p enjoy!

*inserts toilet*

[-Sweex]

You get a tub of glue¬!

*inserts euro* :D

[-Atreyu]

You get a headbutt from Zidane :o and got OWNED like Materazzi

*Inserts coin*

[Ashhizzle]

You got another roller for your avatar ;]

-Inserts Pie-

[indigoxx]

You get custard all over you.

-inserts shiny penny-

[Ellis.]

You get a +Rep

*Inserts coin*

[Art]

You get an +REP

-Inserts coin-

[indigoxx]

You get a lump of cheese. [I didn't get any +rep btw ;)]

-inserts yellow blanket-

[Axel]

You get a slap

*Inserts a coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a kick.

-inserts coin-

[paradise]

You recieve a rat called Pedro.

-Inserts coin.- ;]]

- Spider.

[Nixt]

Out pops yellow pants, belonging to a young man who forgot how to clean up after he has used the toilet... >.>

*Shoves in a coin*

[Sly]

**You get a used condom**

**Inserts Coin.**

[JonJon]

you get 10 full party hat sets so finally you're rich!

*inserts coin*

[Splinky]

you get nothing...

**INSERTS TONGUE**