Vending Machine (game)

[Emicat]

*freaks out - hugs villo* you got shrek again! You no longer have a spleen!

*inserts Bam Margera*

[Smits]

u get nothing
*inserts coin*

[stephen-]

the machine is sick of this treatment and inserts a coin in you :D ouch!
*inserts coin after asking machine if it would be okay!*

[Mentor]

Gets a carpet

*inserts coin*

[lvt3046]

you get callies job.....Yay

*inserts coin*

[Let Fire Fall]

you got a life
*inserts coin*

[Mentor]

You get colderen

*inserts coin*

[lvt3046]

you got ur 6,037 post
*inserts coin*

[Mentor]

get a hot dog

*inserts coin*

[lvt3046]

you get a new fone sony ericson k750i and a top of range pc

[porgeyman101]

the machine gives you the wrong drink, damn machinr you kick it and it falls on you....OUCH!

*inserts coin*

[porgeyman101]

the machine gives you the wrong drink, damn machinr you kick it and it falls on you....OUCH!

*inserts coin

[lvt3046]

the machine seys u double posted
*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

You gotta....... TURD!

*inserts coin*

[Owen]

lol

You get a crab

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

*runs screaming from crab* You get dioerrhea!

*inserts K! CD2*

[lvt3046]

You get a death wish
-insert coin-

[Owen]

you get a refund

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get a bijillion bad reps and give me all your good rep so i can try and beat kai xD

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

*hides from deathwish* you gotta ciggarette shoved down your throat!

*inserts a marshmellow* *errr stickieh*

[kasi]

you get nothing because it got stuck and nothing can come out now

*fixes it and inserts coin while coughing on the ciggarette*

[Emicat]

You get this! *Emicat generates out of machine and snogs Kassie to smoke the ciggarette* XD

*inserts tab*

[MYKE!]

You get this! *Emicat generates out of machine and snogs Kassie to smoke the ciggarette* XD

*inserts tab*

You recieve a caution for a bad attempt at trying to flirt.

*inserts thingy*

[Emicat]

You get slapped for trying to *CENCORED* the machine XD

*inserts The Simpsons' DVD bixset*

[MYKE!]

*you recieve a caution for trying to look cool behind your embarrasment.*

*inserts tounge*

0N03Z :o

[Emicat]

You get your tounge pulled off and a kick in the nuts >.<

*inserts pineapple* *ewwwwwwwww*

[MYKE!]

you recieve a slightly smaller pineapple

*inserts dinner*

[Emicat]

*stares at pineapple - it might do a dance* you got a whole plate of brocilli in your mouth.

*inserts pineapple*

[MYKE!]

You recieve a segment of your mother's favorite mtea cup :o

*spits in brocoli*

[Emicat]

The machine says *WHY HAVE YOU FILLED ME WITH DISCUSTING BROCILLI?!?" and you kicked in the nuts again >.<'

*runs away from machine* *throws in change*

[RedStratocas]

You get a soda..... what?.....

*Inserts coin*

[lvt3046]

i cant b boverd 2 read ur post
*insert coin*

[:Blob]

Your get a micro chip [A.k.a a lil bomb] You enter it into your computer and your computer blows up!


(Inserts coin*

[Motorollo]

u get 1 hc sofa!

*inserts coin*

[Agent 47]

You get nothing - The Machine's Broken - Sorry!

*inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get Breakfast in Bed

*Inserts Coin*

[FrozenWhisper]

Loads of coins spit out and one hits you right in the eye. Ouch.


*inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

gets erm, naan bread ;)

*puts in coins*

[Little_Chi]

You get a Toothbrush

*inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get a taxi to the Looney bin

*Inserts coin*

[FrozenWhisper]

You get a signed tshirt from your fav band. Which then sets on fire :P

*inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

you get naan bread, naan bread is the bestest bread in the wholest widest worldzzzzz

[paradox]

Ya didnt insert a coin :'(

[FrozenWhisper]

*inserts coin and eats two pieces of naah bread* lol Dino your dead cause of the coin in your eye :P.

[paradox]

(No I just have an eyepatch now :'])
You get to take me to the hospital
*Inserts Coin*

[HellyBelly]

you get some blue curtains

*inserts coins*

[FrozenWhisper]

(No I just have an eyepatch now :'])
You get to take me to the hospital
*Inserts Coin*

Grrr *takes to hospital*

You get a new not bomb *coughs* computer :P.
*inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

you get a crazy frog t-shirt

*inserts coin*

[FrozenWhisper]

yay *puts on tshirt*

Go get SLIM FAST ( you might need that :o)

*inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get a free ringtone DJ Frog Popcorn Mix

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

You gotta rare green day cd, which is then stolen by Emicat XD

*inserts the crazy frog (I hope it dies in there)*

[HellyBelly]

:o *thiefs back green day CD ;)*

u get a fish x'D

*puts in moneh*

[paradox]

You Get a handshake

*inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

wow ur generous "/

gets u a broken chair trhat smells of fish x'D

*inserts coins*

[paradox]

Ya get some batteries to put back in your brothers remote :']

*inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

ok thank you <'33333

and ill buy you some....

microwave pizzas x'D

*inserts coins*

[paradox]

*Eats Pizza*

You get a mini muffin

*Inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

omg i hope its dubble chocolate chip <'33333

*jams down in one*

u get a trampoline x'D im so generous

*inserts coin*

am i random...?

[paradox]

Yeah you are, You get a 20" Monitor x'D

*Inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

yay, puts 20" monitor next to my 19" PC screen x'D

u get aan Ewok Video

*puts in coins*

(and ewok is the first vid i saw on ma shelf, n dont ask me what it is!!!)

[paradox]

You get your money back

*Inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

wow so generoous like moi <'3

u get a pillow, a fluffeh pink one <'3
*puts money in*

[paradox]

You get some pink shoes

*Inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

:o yay *thrills over pinkness*

you get a house at ballamory x'D

*inserts ballamorey money*

[paradox]

MACHINE REJECTS MONEY

*Inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

:o wot he sed, im tryng 2 get 1000 post by end of today, considering at 7pm last night i had 700 lol

and u get a iPod

*inserts money*

[paradox]

YOU GET A POST

*Inserts Coin*

[t0mst3r]

You get a free YOGHURT!
*inserts coin*

[HellyBelly]

u get a pile of menuire, congrats!

*insertas coins x'D*

[t0mst3r]

You get a left over meatball from my italian from lastnight

*inserts coin*

[H.bubbly]

you get the whole world universe Galaxy , bit heavy though :P

*inserts coin*

[t0mst3r]

You get a free banananana :O

*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get the all new Super Ashtray with 6 FUN PHRASES including "Stub It Out" and "Light me up baby" He has retractable sideburns and is available in all good toy stores. Be the envy of your friends.

And, for a limited time only get either a free packet of Marlboro, a poster of Batman or a Holy Grail when you buy the Super Ashtray in Toys 'R' Us with a myscene party girl doll and a widescreen plasma television.

RRP 979.99, Batteries Not Included, See freevendingmachinecrud.com for more details.

*Inserts Coin*

[Emicat]

You got a bad cd! :o!!!
See below;
http://www.freewebs.com/emicatmon/cd.png

*inserts My Chemical Romance CD - dies because of lack of good music*

[Mentor]

*machine coughs up disk and gives nothing*


*Inserts Coin*

[Emicat]

You get a ringtone from the new CRAZY FROG! (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/bb6-makosi-p1.php)

*inserts £20 quid*

[Joe.]

u get a free trampoline :o

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

you get a pikachu playing a ukalyli!

*inserts tickets to cyprus - ****!*

[Joe.]

U GET A FREE 1ST CLASS TICKET
*INSERTS COIN*

[ElloAgen]

u get a polo

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

*is happy* You get nothing because the machine is out to lunch.

*inserts Makosi's mig*

[Joe.]

u get a ruler

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

*cracks ruler over knee* you got a broken ruler.

*Inserts...... my poo MP3*

[Joe.]

u get an ipod

*inserts coin*

[Raza786]

U Get A Dino Egg I Dont Need It Im Too Rich To Have It Lol

*Inserts Coin*

[ElloAgen]

:o ure rich :( u get a pizza :o

*inserts coin*

[Raza786]

U Get A Punch In The Face And A Note Saying U Dunno Who Your Messin With M8


*Inserts Coin*

[Joe.]

:( u get a rug

*inserts coin*

[Raza786]

U Get A Billion Pound Im Too Rich To Have That Money


*Inserts A Billion Dollar Cheque*

[paradox]

You get a notice - Sorry we only accept coppers

*Inserts Coin*

[thechoo]

You get a Norwich City Mouse Mat. xD

[inserts coin]

[paradox]

OMGZ I ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THEM *MWAH* Thank yaz

You get a free ticket to Kassie's house :']

*Inserts Coin*

[Emo]

You get a pet baby llama.

*Inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get spat at xD

*Inserts coin*

[Emo]

You get a lump of coal.

*Inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get to know Im coming up to 3,800 posts

*Inserts coin*

[Emo]

Wow thanks. You get to know that I'm a forum newbie and I love you.

*Inserts coin*

[stephen-]

yoiu get a gold fish in a bag full of water!
*inserts onion soup*

[Emo]

*Throws onion soup back* EW!

*Inserts coin*

[stephen-]

you get onion soup mais il est francais ^_^
*inserts tomato soup. mabye the machine likes fruit soup ^_^*

[Emo]

*Drinks*

*Inserts coin*

[stephen-]

you get a refund!
*inserts onion soup disguesed as lettuce*

[TealArms]

u have got a box of poppets
*trys to Inserts Coin but the inserts onion soup disguesed as lettuce has blocked it up*

[Emo]

Access denied.

*Inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get some DUST

*Inserts Coin*

[Emo]

You get a frog. Congratulations.

*Inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get a Ballamory DVD

*Inserts Coin*

[stephen-]

you get to read my 195 post ^^ whoopie for you
*inserts 195th post*

[paradox]

You get a post free ;]

*Inserts Coin*

[Emo]

You get a dirty sock.. ew!

*Inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get a ROCK, Not any old rock, Its a BOULDER :D

*Inserts Coin8

[Emo]

WOW!

You get a bikini. Enjoy.

*Inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a cow :o

*inserts coin*

[paradox]

You get an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

*Inserts coin*

[Emicat]

My get the happy gas I just enjoyed at the dentist

*inserts filling - ARGH!*

[Jordan3]

http://funfreepages.com/forum/files/juliana5co.jpg

You get a disturbing image

*Inserts Coin*

[Joe.]

eew* *pukes*

u get a litre of cider

*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get a scrapbook containing this:

OMAGADZ TOTAL ARNIE

http://www.capitolmuseum.ca.gov/shared/images/legislature/governors/a_schwarzenegger.jpg

*Inserts Coin*

[Joe.]

yoo get 3 pund 20p back

*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get your avatar pwned

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8679/pwned5if.png

*Inserts Coin*

[pompey.pig]

you get the top half of this boy i fancey .. i want the rest


*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get the bottom half stolen by a ranting muslim cleric

*Inserts Coin*

[Joe.]

u get a pringles tin

*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get to see my sig hidden for this post

* Inserts Coin *

[pompey.pig]

you get a *** stuffed up ya ar...s..e

*inserts coin*

[pompey.pig]

bye every1 thanks for a great time at the mechine lol i cant spell is that write

[Joe.]

u get a goodbye

*inserts coin*

[Emo]

You get a hamster.

*Inserts coin*

[stephen-]

you get a lemming
I dont want to insert money

[Emo]

You get nothing.

*Inserts watermelon*

[Jordan3]

You get a flash movie link

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm

[thechoo]

You get nothing? You didn't insert any money. DOOOF.
[insert mooney]

[Jordan3]

You get some fast food

http://img117.echo.cx/img117/6733/evilronald6co.jpg

*Inserts coin*

[pompey.pig]

u get a poped ballon


*inserts coin*

[Grabbed]

You get a grain of rice topped with sprinkles


*Inserts coin*

[pompey.pig]

you get a penqin bar instead of ice-cream


*inserts coin*

[Raza786]

You Nufin

*Inserts A Billiond Pound Coin*

[Lost_Addict]

u get a david beckam replica foot


[inserts coin]

[QuackMe]

You gets ya mums wonder bra

*inserts coin*

[Lost_Addict]

u get a toy nose

{inserts coin}

[Smits]

u get a colourful umberella
*inserts coin*

[Lost_Addict]

u get a news paper that has all the fun stuff cut out and only has stuff abought pollitics

(inserts coin)

[eggd2]

+rep
inserts coin

[Lost_Addict]

gets rep bak :D

inserts coin

[Emo]

+rep

*Inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get pie

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

*inserts coin*

I snatched Kassie's pie :)

[kasi]

you get a police person and get arrested for stealing pie.
*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

you get a police person and get arrested for stealing pie.
*inserts coin*

*inserts coin*
*gets the key to the handcuffs and runs free*
*eats pie anyway* :P :D

[kasi]

you get a potato.
-inserts coin-

[BLuweesH]

you get a potato.
-inserts coin-
-eats a potato as well-
-inserts coin again-

[Lost_Addict]

u get a whats on news paprer

inserts coin

[BLuweesH]

-inserts coin-

What is the purpose of inserting coins? :s

[Lost_Addict]

to get suming ure ment to say wot i get before u insert a coin so u get a ummmm

horrible histroy mouse mat


{inserts coin}

now u say wot ui get and u insert coin so far ive got 3 rep and sum other stuff

[Raza786]

U Get Rep

*Inserts Coin*

[BLuweesH]

you get a sausage

-inserts coin-

[PaintBomb]

you get a furbie

-inserts false coin which comes out again, so i just walk away.. get your own money!!!!!!!!!!-

[Lost_Addict]

u won the jackpot of a used potato

{inserts coin}

[PaintBomb]

you won a femidom

[BLuweesH]

paintbomb receives a coin to insert

-inserts coin-

[Lost_Addict]

u win a ps2 james bond golden eye game

(inserts coin)

[BLuweesH]

makes a wish you dont spoil games again

-inserts goin-

[Lost_Addict]

U GET TO GIVE ME REP WHITCH MEANS I GIVE U REP :D

{inserts coin}

[BLuweesH]

you are still going lol
-inserts coin-

[Lost_Addict]

u get laughed at lol

{insert coin}

[2D]

U wasted ur money

*inserts coin*

[Lost_Addict]

U wasted ur money

*inserts coin*
u get to give me rep so u get rep

{inserts coin}

[borobaby]

you get a psp

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get a hat
*inserts coin*

[Adam$]

you get a slap.

*inserts coin*

[Emo]

You get a piece of paper.

*Inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get a gay beaver.

*Inserts groin*

No its not a typo ;)

[The Professor]

You lose your virginity

*Inserts coin*

Blady ell! 118 pages? staryed in may? i got a post about 70 pages back somewhere.....

[Frank459]

You Get Ur Legs Cut Off

*Inserts Coin*

[flame]

you get a pint
*inserts coin*

[zak-x]

you get hairy legs
*inserts coin*

[H.bubbly]

you get 10,000000000 Thrones :O
*gets a sack* oshhhhh heavy!

*inserts coin*

[zak-x]

thrones wont fit in a sack darling

[Frank459]

*Inserts Coin From That Chicken Over There >*

[flame]

you get a piece of string :o
*inserts button(

[Frank459]

U get ur tshirt from where the button come from x]

*Inserts Pigeon*

[H.bubbly]

thrones wont fit in a sack darling

a *big* sack then dewd

[мϊкэ]

U get ur tshirt from where the button come from x]

*Inserts Pigeon*

OMG its a baby boy!

*inserts nappy*

[Frank459]

U Get My Baby Poo In Your Nappy *Nappy Falls On Yer Head* >: D

*Inserts A Coin With String Attached Then Pulls Out When Vending Machine Starts Rooooooooling

[Jordan3]

You get a picture of the local cornershop owners favourite stamp.

*INSERTS coin*

[Craig]

you get a reminder that u need 2 post back on my norm thread

inserts coin :)

[Lost_Addict]

u get my sis horay

inserts coin

[Jordan3]

You get to see a black jack bar being thrown at your cat.

*Inserts Coin*

[Lost_Addict]

u also get my sis horay


*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get a tremendously large puppy

http://jamesmartinchef.co.uk/gallery_images/fudge/JM7092_1.jpg

*Inserts Ronan Keating*

[Craig]

You get westlife

inserts dog poop

[Jordan3]

I cant be bothered to type your prize -Yawn-

-Inserts chip-

[kasi]

you get a sharpie
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a box of tisssues.meh

inserts coin.

[brunojrthechao]

You get a dirty vidio, staring your mom

*inserts coin*

[kasi]

you get nothing cause your previous post was pervertish.
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get permission to kick the person above ya

inserts coin

[flame]

you get arrested
*inserts note* (i have no chnage!)

[Sank]

You get owned by Jesus

-Insert Coin-

[Craig]

:o You get a mocha

inserts coin.

[flame]

u get a wig!
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a bb gun

inserts coin.

[kasi]

you get erm.. idk lmao i cba to think ;D um you get a random object i guess rofl?

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a cup full of sand

inserts coin.

[kasi]

hm. you get.. erm.. idk lmao

-inserts coin-

[Craig]

think of summit,I dont want lmao,take it back,

You get like umm its hard to fink of innit,I'll jus say you get a plasto chair

inserts chair.

[Jinxxed]

You get wood shavings :p

*Inserts coin*

[Craig]

cheers

you get a n00b sign xD

Inserts coin.

[stephen-]

you get a used tissue!
*inserts coin*

[Sank]

You get a used tampon
-Inserts coin-

[kasi]

you get something idk what it is

-inserts coin-

[Craig]

stop doing that pls (as u wud say pls)
you get a brain cell to gimme summit ;)

inserts coin

[Pilgrim-Soul]

gets nothing :o!! damn machine

*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a piece of sand

inserts coin.

[Pilgrim-Soul]

gets a tonne of turf.. grr.

*inserts coin*

[flame]

you get a leaflet about angermanagment classes

[Mr.Sam]

Machines outta order
-dosen't insert coin-

[ReInfected]

grr foxmoth u ruined it! *inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a piece of grass

Inserts coin.

[flame]

SOLD OUT u dont get anything
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a noobtastic plasto chair(brown of course)

inserts coin.

[flame]

you get prodded by some cool glowing alien probes
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a fairy xP

INserts coin.

[flame]

you get a nut
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a serial killer xp

iNserts coin.

[flame]

you get a diet coke
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get 1ml of water

inserts coin.

[Kieeran]

A puppy pops out

*inserts coin*

[flame]

you get the new toaster 3000 with built in mp3 player
*inserts coin*

[Craig]

you get a barbie

inserts coin.

[Mr.Sam]

you get a limited edition blade of grass

- inserts coin -

[Craig]

you get a pile of dust

inserts coin.

[BlueTails]

You Get -2000 Habbox Posts :)

*Inserts Coin*

[shane9870]

*insert coin*

u get a free insert coin

[The Professor]

You get a séx change.

-Inserts coin-

[ReInfected]

*my bum comes out of the machine and poos in ur face*

Inserts coin*

[Motorollo]

u get 1 gp on rs *inserts coin*

[Gaby]

You get a piece of bubblegum that when you chew it you start flying and you never stop then you stop flying and end up on planet Moomabinaji where they feed you sorts of olives and cucumbers then they take you to a teleporter machine where you forget what has happened that day and end up back in the past to where you was about to insert a coin.......

-inserts a diamond coin-

[FRISC0]

Wow a coin,

*Inserts coin*

[Motorollo]

u get 1 month vip :O

*inserts coin*

[Lost_Addict]

u get a fuzzy bear

{inserts coin}

[Motorollo]

u get a rep point rep me back lol

*inserts coin*

[Lost_Addict]

u get rep bak

*inserts coin*

since ive gone my reps gone up from 42 2 48

[Adam$]

you get your money eaten

*inserts coin*

[Lost_Addict]

u would of gotten rep if u inserted rep

(inserts coin)

[.Mike-]

You have won a life time supply of thrones!*Inserts Coin*

[BLuweesH]

*inserts coin*

you get a new hairdo!

[x.Jenny.x]

I got rights in bluweesh's casino


*insert coin*

[The Professor]

You get another random rep power number

*insert coin*

[-Soph-]

you got a pair of Callie's socks

*inserts coin*