Vending Machine (game)

[Joe.]

you get a dj deck

dj decks r rubbish

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

You got... this...

http://www.greendayauthority.com/site_images/billienmike.jpg

O_O; *inserts Slipknot cd - oh noes!*

[BLuweesH]

You get your head all shaved bald!

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

you get a laptop :o

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

you get a dead fish

*inserts coin*

[stephen-]

you get ur come-uppence
*inserts 5 coins* (i get 5 things :-p)

[Joe.]

u get a slap with the dead fish :o

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

*inserts coin*

you get a voodoo doll

[Eamonn]

bluweesh you dont it the wrong way anyway

You get half a can of pepsi max

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

You get your head all shaved bald!

*inserts a coin*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

You get hit with a pillow. (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/pillowfight.html)

*inserts K! CD..... oh s**t...*

[H.bubbly]

Your about to incert coin.... then you feel a slight jab in your stomach
YOUR VUDU DOLL IS BEING POKED

[Chaz]

puts in coin anyways

[Demynx]

*insert coin*

[iNicks]

the venig machine kills you cause you arent playing right ^^

*inserts coins*

[BLuweesH]

You receive a dead fish.

*inserts coin*

[0verRide]

You Get A Free Subway Sandwich....

*Inserts Coin*

[BLuweesH]

I snatch the subway sandwich.

*inserts a coin*

[ssricky]

u get jerid from subway

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

I snatch the jerid.
*inserts coin*
:)

[Nixon!]

you get a coin
*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get junk food.

*inserts a coin*

[ssricky]

You get junk food.

*inserts a coin*
u recieve another jerid

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

*snatches the jerid again*

*inserts coin*

[ssricky]

*snatches the jerid again*

*inserts coin*
u recieve a nice glass of spam

*inserts coin*

[Nixon!]

you get an vynal record
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a slap with a wet fish

*inserts coin*

[-Soph-]

you get a top that is so big it looks like a dress when you put it on

*inserts piece of chewing gum... I hope this will do as a coin :s*

[BLuweesH]

you grow too much nose hair.

*inserts coin*

[Pilgrim-Soul]

gets nothing ;o

*gets angry as its a scam*

* inserts bomb *

[ReInfected]

rofl. *machine explodes and im rich in coins! :)!*

[Pilgrim-Soul]

Games Ended ;o

[BLuweesH]

*re-installs coin machine*

You get to put more coins now.

*inserts coin*

[ReInfected]

*puts another bomb in the machine* :)

[BLuweesH]

*defuses bomb*

*inserts coin*

[ReInfected]

*ties you up to the vending maching and inserts bomb* MUAHAHH > : )

[BLuweesH]

*inserts coin to defuse bomb*

[ReInfected]

*inserts coin to defuse bomb*
o.O How? I tied you up. You cant. Only some1 else that replys can save you now! muahahahhaha! Time left: 3 Minutes untill explosion!!

[BLuweesH]

You get a donkey

*inserts coin*

[ReInfected]

-.- YOU GET NOTHING AND YOU DESERVE IT! AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!!! Please :) :P

[BLuweesH]

you get a rotten pizza

*inserts coin*

[!-.Scammed.-!]

You Get A Death Threat

*Inserts Coin*

[Jordan3]

You get somewhere to click (http://www.bobboid.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1279)

*Inserts coin*

[Jarron67]

A toenail from Callie

*Inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a footy ticket.

*inserts coin*

[Loui]

You gots a gay sailor outfit
*Inserts Coin*

[BLuweesH]

You start a fire.

*inserts coin*

[Loui]

You get a bomb *tick, tick, tick*

*Inserts Coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get wires to defuse the bomb.

*inserts coin*

[EletricMornings]

You get a giant lion that hash a can can dancer on it :S
*shoves coin in and shake the machine cos it wont eat it :P*

[BLuweesH]

You get free coins

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

machine is broke*
u get coin bak

*inserts coin*

[EletricMornings]

You get a postman
*inserts choclate coin*

[Joe.]

u get a cadburys dairy milk :P

*inserts coin*

[quagmire]

You Get Some Ducks... xD

*Inserts Coin*

[EletricMornings]

Ohno the machine ate your coin
*inserts chcolate coin again*

[BLuweesH]

You spit out vomit.

*inserts a coin*

[quagmire]

You Get A Noob Army Come Up Behind You!

*Inserts Coin*

[BLuweesH]

Sheeps come to eat you.

*inserts coin*

[stephen-]

you get what you deserve :p
*inserts 2 coins and an onion*

[BLuweesH]

You get flooded with calls.

*inserts a coin*

[stephen-]

*you get a bottle of Jolt Cola*
*Inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You faint.

*inserts a coin*

[!.x6x.Fliss.x9x.!]

You get a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

you get a smack in the face.

*inserts a coin*

[zak-x]

You get fish sticks

*inserts coin*

[Jashmine]

You get a plastis bag. Oh joy.

*inserts coin*

[EletricMornings]

You get a butler
*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get fired from a job.

*inserts a coin*

[EletricMornings]

You meet Death :D
*inserts lump of choclate*

[Absently]

U get a man who loves chcolate


-inserts coin-

[EletricMornings]

You get a murderer
*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get stalked.

*inserts a coin*

[EletricMornings]

You get a me
*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get an iPod.

*inserts a coin*

[EletricMornings]

You get a tree
*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a clean toothbrush.

*inserts a coin*

[EletricMornings]

You get a mowldy tooth brush
*sticks coin to machine*

[BLuweesH]

you get a clean shirt

*inserts a coin*

[EletricMornings]

You get a lamb
*inserts coin into mouth*

[BLuweesH]

You get an eaten lamb with bones left.

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

u get a new saying 4 ure sig

u **** beans!

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get to eat spam
*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

u get a new pen for nursery :P

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You adopt a dog.

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

you adopt a cat

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You murder my cat.

*inserts a coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get a pink doll which laughs at you
*inserts coin

[Jinxxed]

You get a stalker :o;)
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

thanx :) u get a pc

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a cup of tea.

*inserts a coin*

[Jinxxed]

You get a second hand PC :(:p
*Inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a mug of coffee

*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get a kipper for tea

*inserts coin

[QuackMe]

You Get a bar of snickers!

*Inserts Coin*

[Joe.]

u get a mars bar

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a bogus dollar coin

*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

you get hair spray!!

Inserts coin***

[Joe.]

u get a pencil *inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a mobile phone.

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

You get a mobile phone.

*inserts a coin*

u get a crunchie

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get elvis albums

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

u get a greenday single

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You start mocking me.

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

u start mocking me :P

*inserts coin*

[Dust-Ball.]

You get a message Sayign is Thsi psot Still Going Then another On Comes out Well Du Ovisley
*Inserts Coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a letter
*inserts a coin*

[Rebecca]

a chicken eats j00

*inserts note* DAMMIT IT WNT WRK!!!
*inserts coin*

[Dust-Ball.]

Lamo
reads BLuweesHs Letter he dropped :o its A love letter
gets a Monkey love telegram
*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a dog poo

*inserts coin*

[Rebecca]

*eats dog poo*
*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a *****driver.

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

u get a note

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

YOu get masking tape..

*inserts a coin*

[Jordan3]

You get me to press Ctrl + V

ichi, ni, san, chi, go, roku, chichi, hatchi, que, ju

*Inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a website tutorial.

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

u get the coin back *inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a plastic hand

*inserts coin*

[iAdam]

u get half a pirate dvd *inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get expelled from school

*inserts a coin*

DJ-Simpson, your signature is too big man!

[iAdam]

u get nothing *inerts coin on string and pulls back out*
Blueweesh im not bothered they'll remove it if they want if not im not bothered

[BLuweesH]

You get subwoofers.

*inserts a coin*

OK Simpson, whatever suits your cup of tea.

[iAdam]

you get a spring *inserts coin with string on again*

[BLuweesH]

You get a heart attack.

*inserts a coin*

[iAdam]

you get a heart attack preventer *inserts coin with string on again*

[BLuweesH]

you get to record a song

*inserts a coin*

[iAdam]

you get a habbo hotel sticker (like the ones of the swap shop packages) *inserts coin with string on*

[EletricMornings]

You ge a simpsons choclkate bar
*doesnt bother to insert coin*

[iAdam]

*eats chocolate bar* u get nothing for not inserting a coin *inserts coin with string on*

[BLuweesH]

You get a doorbell.

*inserts a coin*

[iAdam]

you get a low rider car *inserts coin with string on*

[Jordan3]

You get called a cheat

*Inserts coin*

[iAdam]

u get called a poo head *inserts coin with string on*

[Jordan3]

You get a picture of Bjay signed by a cat who lives near me.

*Inserts coin*

[iAdam]

u get me *inserts coin with string on*

[Jordan3]

u get a stoopid mispelt anser init

*insrts con(

[BLuweesH]

You touch the sky.

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

u get a red dj deck

*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get a copy of Kanye West's new album

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a pie

*inserts coin

[iAdam]

u get the machine falling on you *inserts coin with string on*

[Jordan3]

You get this

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a error seyin coin not inserted

*inserts coin

[BLuweesH]

You get bubblegum

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

u get polos

*inserts coin

[Jordan3]

You get to "Go for gold!"

*Inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get 2 coins bak

*inserts coin

[Jordan3]

You get Eileen

*Inserts Coin*

[Joe.]

u get a ruler

*inserts coin

[iAdam]

you get a coke *inserts coin with string on*
(sorry im running out of ideas)

[Joe.]

u get a pepsi

*inserts coin

[BLuweesH]

You win a puppet.

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

u get a penny

*inserts coin

[Jordan3]

You get "OMGSomething"

*Inserts coin*

[.FunkyChicken.]

congrats! you just got a pot of yoghurt!

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

yaya

You get cow dung

*inserts a coin*

[Jordan3]

You get a bong

*Inserts coin*

[Joe.]

u get a gong

*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

u get a dustbin--------

[Joe.]

u get a wet slap

*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

u get a towel snap :)

*inserts coin

[Joe.]

u get a biach slap

*inserts coin*

[ASHFELT]

u get a granny slap

*inserts two coins :0

[Joe.]

u get ure coin bak

*inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get temporary banned >_>

*Inserts coin*

[Eamonn]

You get a tampax

*Inserts coin*

[Jordan3]

You get told they're always good value

*inserts coin*

[ReInfected]

You get a slab of poo thrown in your face
*inserts coin*

[Eamonn]

You get urinated on my an old tramp

*Inserts coin*

[ReInfected]

You get a women who puts ur face between her bum cheeks and slamms ur face with her cheeks

*inserts coin*

[Eamonn]

You get a plate

*inserts coin*

[Pilgrim-Soul]

you get a spice girls album

*trys to put album back in*

[Ellis.]

Access Denied, please insert another coin.

*Inserts coin*

...

xD

[stephen-]

you get what he has *points at pilgrim-soul*
*inserts coins*

[Pilgrim-Soul]

Gets A Rat

mmmmmmmm. Fresh Rat........

[H.bubbly]

You geta White Atlanta Hat >:D yey! i got one on now lmao!


*inserts coin*

[djotto1991]

You get an 85 year old women named margery

*inserts coins*

[stephen-]

you get an 85 year old man named Harold
*coin, in, go, now*

[-=rooty987=-]

You get a Ipod Mini






















Shame its broken, scratched and is smeared with poo xD

*inserts coin*

[stephen-]

gets another ipod of the same quality.

*inserts bean*

[Pilgrim-Soul]

You get some granny pants. o_O

*squeezes granny pants back in and wants a refund*

[-=rooty987=-]

*refuses granny pants and gives granny pants with skid marks back*

*inserts coins*

[Pilgrim-Soul]

gets a remote

*inserts coin*

[-=rooty987=-]

*tries to squeeze tv through slot*

Dam it won't work

YOU GET A CUBIC CENTRE METRE OF AIR :O

*inserts coins*

[Pilgrim-Soul]

gets the ariel to the television

*gives the machine a nudge*

[-=rooty987=-]

You get vvvvvvvvvv
















































How dare you kick the :rude: machine, you stupid :rude:!
*inserts coins*

[BLuweesH]

You get a voodoo doll of yourself

*inserts a coin*

[kaut]

You get a shoe and Courtney Love who coincidently is missing a shoe

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a product to grow a very long beard :O

*inserts a coin* :D

[kaut]

Whoo Hoo! I just shaved mine off so could use that.

*ahem*

you get a Spongebob Squarepants poster

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

*snatches*

You get a "I Love My Mum" mug ^_^"

*inserts coin* :D

[kaut]

You get a copy of Jack Kerouac's "On The Road" and a lightbulb.

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get an old boot. :o

*inserts a coin*

[kaut]

You get a life-size functioning batmobile... now where was I when that came out? All I get is an old boot and you get a batmobile?!!!

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

woo go me

You get a Robin costume from Batman and Robin :D

*inserts coin* :D:D:D

[kaut]

*puts on Robin Suit and jumps out window*

You get a brick with a note tied around it. I'd read the note but it's not my prize.

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a batman suit

*inserts coin*

[kaut]

*saves the batman suit for another night*

you get a telephone... it rings

*insert coin*

[BLuweesH]

I pick up the phone and you get a package delivered to you

*inserts a coin*

What does it contain?

[kaut]

A lifetime supply of twinkies... wow, that was weird

You get a homeless fellow and he asks you for food... I guess he ate all the food in the machine

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

Get a knife to threaten him to leave

*inserts a coin*

[kaut]

You get a family portrait of my family... wierd, how'd that get in there?

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

Coin is stuck cause the machine is out of order :o

*inserts coin and it's jammed*

[kaut]

*walks over to the machine next to it*

lol, you get a pink elephant stuffed animal... wierd how those cross-room vending machines work sometimes

*inserts coin*

[Pilgrim-Soul]

gets a sock -.-'

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a snack

*inserts a coin* :D

[Pilgrim-Soul]

gets another coin! w00t?!?? im rich

*insewrts 2 coiin*

[BLuweesH]

You become evil.

*inserts a coin*

[kaut]

You're suddenly wearing a dress. A random kid comes along and points and laughs at you.

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a bat to whack the kid

*inserts a coin*

[kaut]

The kid magically is wearing unpenetratable armor

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You gain a drink which allows you enough strength to pick up the kid with one hand and throw him far far away :D

*inserts a coin*

[kaut]

A pillow forms and the kid safely lands on it and you get a broken angel figurine

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You also get a tweety plush toy

*inserts a coin*

[kaut]

*gives the Tweety plush toy to his ex-girlfriend that liked Tweety*

you get a broken air conditioner

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a repairman

*inserts a coin*

[ElloAgen]

u get an extra rep bar

*inserts coin

[H.bubbly]

you get black bad rep bar :)

*Inserts coins*

[Nisus]

You get a Real Bad Rep Bar :)

*Inserts coins*

[BLuweesH]

You get pickpocketed.

*inserts a coin*

[:Scars?]

You Win A 3 Month Old Cookie, And A Used Woopie Cushion.

*Inserts Coin*

[BLuweesH]

Woohoo cheers,

You get a panda doll

*inserts coin*

[Moose]

*Gets a tampon*

*Kicks machine, all the money comes out*

Notice I didn't put in a coin.

[BLuweesH]

You get a hotdog

*inserts a coin* :)

[Moose]

This is where my post kicks in, about the "say one good comment..."

[:Scars?]

Congrats You Win A Bra And Makeup

*dosent insert coin*

[Moose]

*uses slug*

WHAT? I got a copy of Home Designing Weekly...

[BLuweesH]

You get a raincoat!

*inserts a coin* woo!

[Moose]

BLUWEESH! DO YOU EVEN READ THE POST ABOVE YOU?

[quagmire]

-Inserts Coin-

[:Scars?]

Congratulations You Win A Used Roll of Tiolet Paper

-Inserts coin-

[:Scars?]

BLUWEESH! DO YOU EVEN READ THE POST ABOVE YOU?


WILL YOU EVER GROW UP?

[kaut]

You get a RedBleacH keychain

*inserts coin*

[Moose]

WILL YOU EVER GROW UP?

Stop getting into my business ok?
You grow up, whatever I do is none of your business all your doing is stalking my post and trying to bring me down to your level. And like Bluweesh said, we are only messing around.

So buzz off.

[pechie100]

You get a carrot with a frog on top of it

*inserts coin*

[:Scars?]

This took me like 70 seconds


PIXELATEDFREAK
OWNED
http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/5112/ahaha3rp.png

[:Scars?]

Stop getting into my business ok?
You grow up, whatever I do is none of your business all your doing is stalking my post and trying to bring me down to your level. And like Bluweesh said, we are only messing around.

So buzz off.

FIRST OF ALL!!! You Stalk me! i posted here, and you called me Ignorant!
You Started It Jerk!

[Toes]

You get 300 free credits!

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

You get a sore throat.

*inserts coin*

[BLuweesH]

BLUWEESH! DO YOU EVEN READ THE POST ABOVE YOU?

ya but I'm not choosing to be OTT about the game...:o

EDIT - Eek I just realised it was a double post. :( sorry heh, couldn't edit!

[kaut]

You get a ransom note

*insert coin*

[BLuweesH]

You a deadline for what is mentioned on the ransom note

*inserts coin*

[Emicat]

You get whats left of my ex boyfriend :P

*inserts a pineapple*

[H.bubbly]

*throws back*

You Get a smelly sock

*inserts coin*

[Juiceydude]

You recieve a lovely pic of Callie :eusa_danc congrats :eusa_danc (not)

*inserts coin*

[Moose]

FIRST OF ALL!!! You Stalk me! i posted here, and you called me Ignorant!
You Started It Jerk!

You don't know what you are doing, I posted here way before you so buzz off, god leave me alone stop quoating me, all your doing is persisting to annoy me.
And jerk? Lol! look at all the trouble you caused on EvilClown.

[Vodor]

you recieve a pic of callies dog (or is it her from another angle?)

*inserts coin*

[Adam$]

You recieve a two-way radiant telephonic communications device.

*inserts coin*


Also, scars, stop posting your alt in every post you do. It isn't good, it's got lots of pixel errors, and the ratio is completely wrong.

[BLuweesH]

You lose reception from the device.

*inserts a coin*

[Joe.]

hello bjay :) u get a hello of me :D

*inserts coin

[BLuweesH]

hello bjay :) u get a hello of me :D

*inserts coin


You get a goodbye from me.

*inserts coin*