Vending Machine (game)

[Ellis.]

You get a dollar back

*Inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get an Euro.

*inserts coin*

[awelsh]

u get old bubble gum

*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a green star.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a portable see saw <33


*inserts coin*

[Desjardens]

You get a new flashdrive

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a stick of chewing gum ^^


*inserts coin*

[awelsh]

you get some beans

*inserts coin*

[Desjardens]

Gets a new iPod

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get 2 coins ^^


*inerts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get habbo credits

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a portable fan


*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get ur own vending machine

*inserts machine*

[Azza]

you get a ballon


*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get a fluffy bunny

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

*huggles bunny*

u get a hammer


*inerts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get a qwerty keyboard

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a bags of £1million in 1pences

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you get a bag of £1million in 2 pences

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a broke toy car


*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

you get lots of homework

*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a slap-a-round-your-face.

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

You get nothing!

*Inserts coin on string*

[Azza]

you get a broken plate and crumbs ^^

*inserts coin*

[Eye!]

you get a toilet brush



*inserts two coins*
(i want 2 things plx)

[Azza]

you get a gun and arrows ^^


*inserts coin*

[Eye!]

you get a bow

*inserts coin and asks azza to trade my gun for teh bow*

[Azza]

*agrees 2 trade*

u get a hamster ball



*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

You recive 23.4 dead bunnies.

[Eye!]

you get an owl

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a piece of paper on fire



*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

You die.

*Inserts £62,037*

[Azza]

you get a piece of plastic



*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a modem.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a wet fish ^^


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a wet penguin :l

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get an alien


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a green blob of goo.

*inserts coin*

[quagmire]

This machine is currently out of order, please check the change box for your coin back.

*inserts teh coin*

[Azza]

u get a mars bar


*inserts coin and kicks machine*

[quagmire]

You got a super rare duck on Habbo.

*inserts teh coin*

[Azza]

you get a packet of seeds


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get some bird seed.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get ballons


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a scary clown

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a car seat


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a Wii.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a portaloo


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a chopstick.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a pillow

*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a pillar.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

u get a photo of some1..


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a hamster.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a orange


*inserts coin*

[Demynx]

you get naugthy stuff


*inserts hobo*

[Azza]

you get soap


*inserts coin*

[Demynx]

ACCSESS DENIED!
*Inserts coin*

[GodessLove]

You get ham

*Inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a key


*inserts coin*

[J1MI]

you get a hand


*inserts coin*

[Many]

you get nothing

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a spoooooooooooooooooooooooon


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a spork!

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get face paint


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a brush.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a penny


*inserts coin*

[Jow10]

You get a piece of paper

*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a pen

*inserts coin*

[Nixt]

You got a Dalek!

*Inserts Coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a newspaper!

*inserts coin*

[lew!]

You Get A Condom.

*Inserts Coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a place in the BB house.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a keyring of the vending machine


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You an exploded bomb.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a pancake


*inserts coin*

[indigoxx]

You get a smilie - :rolleyes:

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a wig

*inserts coin*

[Chip.Monk]

An Angry Badger Pops out.

-Inserts Coin-

[Azza]

you get a gun

*inserts coin*

[Chip.Monk]

Your coin comes back

-Inserts a coin-

[Azza]

you get a saw

*inserts coin*

[Bun]

You get Bird Flu..
*Inserts coin*

[Dudey!]

You get a Llama!!

*Inserts Coin*

[stratosphere]

You get a note saying "Vending Machine on Holiday, please try again later."

*inserts Deed to Habbo House*

[Azza]

you get a wig

*inserst coin*

[Isoelectric]

You Get A Book

*Inserts Shiny Coin*

[Azza]

you get a new mobile ^^

*inserts coin*

[JonJon]

Your coins hits another coin in the machine and 2 coins pop out.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a plastic sword ^^

*inserts coin*

[JonJon]

You get a new born baby.

*inserts coin*

[Many]

you get me safe.


*instertscoin*

[JonJon]

You get 50 cent's bandana.

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a birthday card ^^

*inserts coin*

[Oil]

You get your coin back.

*Inserts coin*

[HaboCola]

You get a emo kid! :D

*Inserts Coin*

[Azza]

u get toothpaste

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

You get an oral hygiene booklet

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a shoe


*inerts coin*

[Nick-]

you get a sock

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a gold ring

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

you get a tazer

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a brick

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

you get some mortar

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

u get a box

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

you get some string

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a thong

*inserts coin*

[-:Undertaker:-]

yOU GET pOO.

*Inserts coin*

[jordybumz!]

you get orange vip

-inserts coin-

[Nick-]

you get your coin back

*inserts coin*

[-:Undertaker:-]

You get a Duck

*Inserts coin*

[Nick-]

you get a pop up

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get sweeties

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

you get a lovely greeting card

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

u get an apple

*inserts coin*

[-:Undertaker:-]

You get a Poo stick!

*Inserts Coin*

[Nick-]

you get an ordinary stick

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

u get a mirror

*inserts coin*

[-:Undertaker:-]

You get a horse!

*inserts coin*

[jordybumz!]

you get nothing soz.

-inserts coin-

[Nick-]

you got a window pane

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

u get a bat

*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

you get an oven mit

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

u get a hat


*inserts coin*

[Nick-]

you get a cat

*inserts coin*

[Colombia-Freak]

You get a .... uhhh wait the machine malfunctioned. Just waits...

...
...
...

...
..
..
..
..

There! It should be working now.
You get a head. Wait, a head? *realizes heads off* Oh well. *inserts coin*

[CustomHabbo]

You get an ostrich

*inserts coin*

[::::]

You get a life.

*inserts coin*

[Art]

change

*inserts coin*

[::::]

You get a free hug

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a back scratcher


*inserst coin*

[DannyyTBH.]

you got a life?

*inserts coin*

[AudioBook]

You got my Shoe Gimme That Back!

[Azza]

you got a life?

*inserts coin*

OMG i always wanted one =]


anyway ^^

you get a sock

*inserts coin*

[Jesus-Egg]

you recieve a coupon for free guitar lessons

*inserts coin*

[PriceTags]

you get a penny... how pleasant!
*inserts coin*

[Azza]

you get a tent


*inserts coin* ^^

[Jesus-Egg]

you recieve a pink, fluffy wig

*inserts coin*

[Azza]

u get a hat

*inserts coin*

[PriceTags]

you get two pennies! that's even better!

*inserts coin*

[exploit]

You get your money back!

*Inserts coin*

[summer]

you got 5 types of facial herpes!

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get an extra stone on chloe's weight.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a lesbian kitten.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get another .5 inches, you're now at the national average.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a piece of paper saying

"lmao, the national average is 5.5"

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a singing smurf who serenades you with
"LOLLLL I'D LIKE 2 HAVE UR WILLY IN MY MIZZZMAZZZZZZ"

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get laughed at for what the vending machine just gave out.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get molested.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get an all-expenses paid pass to ben's chocolate hole.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get laughed at histerically for what last came out, and a cassie.
unlucky m8.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get the girl from the grudge 2 back

*inserts coin*

[solidsnake9999]

You get a letter saying " u have just one 1 week on the tropical naked island in barbados"

*insert coin*

[liquid]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

you get all her dead friends.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a 2 hour trip to canada

*inserts coin*

[solidsnake9999]

Get another leter saying u only have 5 days left on the strip beach


(good days good days)


*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a trip to london!

*inserts coin*

[solidsnake9999]

this is ur last day on the beach

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get an extra 2 braincells

*insers coin*

[summer]

you get a jogging OCD.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get DD breasts

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a packet of lies and a bag of bullcrap.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a 3 inch thick layer of make up.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a cult following of 12 year olds

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get an amazingly saggy mizzmazz.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get an explicit dvd of paul

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get an overexcited, sexually aroused scottish girl

*inserts coin*

[nets]

you get a post count

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a piece of metal shoved in you.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a peice of vibrating plastic shoved in you.

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

You get a refund

*Inserts note*

[liquid]

you get a large ribbed pink condom, and a blue fairy with an australian accent who tells you to put it to good use.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a horse with a variety of STD's.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a glove and a dying obese elderly man who urgently needs a mysterious object removed from his rear end.

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

You get a diet roller cola!

*Kicks machine*

[summer]

you get a kick back!

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a goff.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a large male with a small ding-dong

*inserts coin*

[40Percent]

u get a mouldy rabbit

*inserts coin*

[dizzieboi]

you get david beckham having sex with a horse

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get michael jackson brutally kicking a rabbit molester

*inserts coin*

[Uber-Jason]

u get faimly guy on dvd

*inserts coin*

[Joe.]

a finger comes out and pokes you in the eye.

*inserts coin*

[le harry]

you recieved nothing :P

*inserts coin*

[its-me-sam]

sorry mate you get tony blair


*inserts coin*

[VPSwow]

the machiene stole your money :O

*inserts coin*

[its-me-sam]

a throne

*inserts coin*

[Alkaz]

Marry's Bill Gate, Get rich quick.

*Inserts coin*

[Zehro]

You get Me

-Inserts Coin-

[Elkaa]

You get slapped.

-inserts coin-

[Zehro]

You get blown up by a shemale

-inserts coin-

[Bun]

You get AIDS, grats.

*Inserts coin*

[CJW93]

You have a peice of cake
*inserts coin*

[Sly]

U get a peice of toilet roll
*insert coin*

[Axel]

You get a Happy Meal.

*inserts coin*

[Lime_Jello]

You get a very very itchy rash from licking yourself too much.

*INSERTS TEH ALMIGHTY COIN OF DOOM*

[Danny,]

you get some orange jello
*inserts coin*

[Refocus]

You get a fake sence of self accomplisment by puting a coin into a vending machine without falling over (In other words nothing :D)
*inserts coin attatched to a suspicious string..*

[Cwmbran]

You get some more string! Also a message, "Don't put string in me again you ******* *** whole!"

*Inserts coin*

[Tbh]

*takes out some water Thanks Nathan oxoxox*

*Inserts coin*

[Cwmbran]

You get a slap.

*Inserts coin*

p.s Jord your sopousd to say what I got! Idiot. :)

[Lime_Jello]

You get a can of pop.

*inserts coin*

[luke-p]

You get some lime jelly ^_^

-Insterts coin-

[Hatake Kakashi]

You get a packet of crisps

*Inserts coin*

[micky.blue.eyes]

You get nothing, the machine scammed you. :(

*inserts coin*

[Dubble]

You got a baseball bat

*inserts Coin*

[luke-p]

You gets rep

-inserts coin-

[Nightrose]

you get a pair of boxers

-insert coin-

[Cwmbran]

You get Pete Wentz

*Inserts coin*

[Dubble]

You get T-Shirt, with ghost rider on it =]

*Inserts Coin* *Hope*

[[Jay]]

You get a chicken

*Inserts Coin*

[Cwmbran]

You get bird flu.

*Inserts coin*

[.Nickie]

You get a babies nappy full of poop

*inserts coin*

[Cwmbran]

Ew, you get pregnant.

*Inserts coin*

[Lepore]

Whats this about?

*inserts coin*

[Cwmbran]

You get sent back to the first page to read what this game is about.

*Inserts coin*

[Dubble]

You get reborn

*Inserts Coin*

[Cwmbran]

You get a strange curse which turns you into a ghost at night and you have to ride around on your motorbike saving your local town from bad guys.

*Inserts coin*

[Dubble]

WOOT i loved my last one anyway you get herpies =]


*inserts Coin*

[Cwmbran]

Pfft herpies ***.

You get killed in a motorbike accident

*Inserts coin*

[Decode]

You get a condom

*Inserts coin*

[Dubble]

You get viagra


*inserts coin*

[TehJoshy]

You Recive a Jewish Babysitter.

*inserts coin*

[Cwmbran]

You receive a Jewish baby

*Inserts coin*

[Dubble]

you get a jewish step dad

*inserts coin*

[kyle♥]

You receive a honika.

*Inserts coin*

[CJW93]

You get a turban
*insters coin*

[kyle♥]

You receive a hot fresh curry.

*Inserts coin*

[Dubble]

You get a slap from a pakki

*inserts coin*

Edited by Bomb-Head (Forum Super Moderator): Please don't make comments that could offend other forum users, thanks :)

[Azza]

you get a wig

*inserts coin*

[Cwmbran]

You get a banana shaped object.

*Inserts coin*

[Dubble]

You get a baby

*inserts coin*

[Cwmbran]

You get a boyfriend.

*Inserts coin*

[Dubble]

You get fcuk body spray


*inserts cpin*

[g]

You get a Port-a-loo

*inserts coin*

[msb.]

this game is old, it was funny but a year... i thought most thread's close, sorry for being a mardy bum... but I think this should be closed as many comment on this page have been getting out of hand, look for urself, a slap by a (racist word)

Edited by micky.blue.eyes (Super Moderator): Please stick to playing the game.

[Jambe]

You got dead

*Incerts coin*

[CJW93]

You Got A Sti
*Inserts Coin*

[Dubble]

You get a pack of sweets


*inserts coin*

[Fez]

You get a can of cola but it's actually an explosive...RUN AWAI!

*Inserts Coin*

[Dubble]

You get potion full of poison and u drink it


*inserts coin*

[Jambe]

You get a casino.


*Insterts Coin*

[Refocus]

You get arrested

*Inserts coin*

[Frodo13.]

You got laid

*Inserts coin*

[Decode]

You got shot

*inserts coin*

[Jambe]

You died from the shot

*incerts coin*

[Decode]

you get shout again

*inserts coin*

[jackass]

You get a baby.

*Inserts coin*

[Jambe]

You get a nappy as the babey has pooped on your head and is geting anoyin

*Insets coin*

[Dubble]

You get a signed pic of pires


*inserts coin*

[Cwmbran]

You get Hayley William's underwear

*Inserts coin*